I Didn't Say It ...

Amy Klobuchar, Democratic Senator and 2020 presidential hopeful, on how _____’s rhetoric aids people like the Quebec and New Zealand mosque terrorists:

“I don’t think you can actually take each of these murderous acts and say what role Donald _____ has played, but I can tell you this: his rhetoric doesn’t help. And many of these people, whether it was the person who tried to bomb Barack Obama or this murderer in New Zealand, have cited Donald _____ along the way. That means to me, at the very least, he is dividing people. He, at the very least, should be giving strong statements, public speeches, defending Muslims in this world."

He’ll never say a nice word about Muslims because his base, those religious hypocrite so-called Evangelicals, would revolt.

So, they can all fuck off.

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Laura Ingraham, on _____’s threat of violence if people stand against him:

 “Here’s actually what _____ said. He said, ‘I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for _____, I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very, very bad.’ Why did the media try so hard to ascribe the most violent intention to the president, who is talking, obviously, kind of like a New Yorker there? What’s going on?”

She doesn’t think that when _____ says he has all these people on “his” side, people he suggests will do wahetver he asks, that it’s a threat?

Yes, Ingtaham is that ignorant.

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Beto O’Rourke, on the massacre in New Zealand and calling for a moratorium on sales of the AR-15:

“We allow people in this country to buy weapons that were designed, engineered, and sold to the United States military for the express purpose of killing people as effectively as possible in as great a number as possible. If you own AR-15, keep it. Continue to use it responsibly and safely. I just don’t think that we need to sell any more weapons of war into this public.”

Makes sense, but it’ll never happen in the United States of Guns no matter how many of us are murdered.

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Pete Hegseth, Fox News goose-stepper, responding to O’Rourke:

“Such easy, loose rhetoric of the left. They’ll say it — I’ll say it again, if I own an AR-15, stocks of gun companies probably will go up after things like this. Responsible gun owners recognize their right to own rifles like that. You can use “weapons of war” or “assault ban” all you want. This will appeal to his base, young people who are uninformed about the difference between an automatic and semi-automatic rifle. But, go out and get your second AR-15 today. Maybe it’s a good reason to do so.”

Yes, he wants more guns because we;’ve seen after years and years and years of mass shootings in this country that more guns is the answer.

Fuck off.

PS Keep in might that Hegseth is the same moron who says he hasn’t washed his hands in ten years because germs aren’t real since he can’t see them.

Yes, he did.

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Johnny Isakson, GOP Senator from Georgia, who vowed after John McCain died that he would deliver a “whipping” to anybody—including Trump—who impugned McCain’s good name. making good on his promise:

“I just want to lay it on the line, that the country deserves better, the McCain family deserves better, I don’t care if he’s president of United States, owns all the real estate in New York, or is building the greatest immigration system in the world. Nothing is more important than the integrity of the country and those who fought and risked their lives for all of us.”

Integrity would be taking your statement to the floor of the Senate and urging others in Congress to do the same.

But sure, say it in an interview. Coward.

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Stephen Colbert, mocking Devin Nunes” $250 million lawsuit against Twitter:

“Nunes is suing Twitter for allowing accounts to insult him … What? That’s what Twitter is! That’s all it does. Can you tell the sun not to shine? Can you tell the rivers not to flow? Can you tell @MAGAman5000 not to call me the king of the beta male soyboy cucks after I suggested that Frozen was in fact a delightful children’s movie?”

Seriously, he wants to sue Twitter because some Twitterers, well, a lot of Twitterers , make fun of him. And so Stephen Colbert, hoping to be part of the lawsuit, created a fake Twitter account—@DevinNunesSkin--and issued its first Tweet:

“Still thin.”

Funny, cuz it’s true.

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Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand Prime Minister, after the mass shooting in Christchurch and the terrorist:

“He sought many things from his act of terror, but one was notoriety, and that is why you will never hear me mention his name. He is a terrorist, he is a criminal, he is an extremist. But he will, when I speak, be nameless.”

Ardern opened her address to Parliament with a greeting in Arabic:

“As-salamu alaykum … Peace be upon you, and peace be upon all of us.”

Yes, please.

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