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Carlos thinks he’s funny. He’s a lot of things, sweet and
smart and kind but he’s acquired taste of funny; he likes to make up jokes …
like the email he sent to his friend Ellen who had a birthday last week. He
wrote her a poem about aging joke and, yes, those can be funny if you’re
turning forty or fifty, but when you’re turning 70+ a joke about how you
started your life in diapers and you’ll be ending your life in diapers, is not
necessarily funny to everyone. Ellen was not amused—but to be fair, Ellen has no sense of
humor. But then later that same day I was purging the kitchen of
things we didn’t need, don’t use, don’t want and I came across this
oddly-shaped whisk; it looks like a large cone-shaped spring on a handle—perhaps
a potato masher—and we don’t use it so I opted to donate it. Then Carlos saw it
and said maybe he’d send it to his friend Byron who might like it as a sex toy,
and I said: “Honey. Honey. Sweetie. You’re not funny. You’re cute as a bug’s ear, sweet as all get out, and kinder than a pack of singing nuns in a Disney movie, but you’re not known for the funny.” He put down the whisk. |
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This Tribute to Cats [and Dog] is from March 2011 … Caturday....With A Small Dose Of Dog[?]urday  Tuxedo and Max Goldberg like to sneak off for a 'nap'. Yeah, that's it......nap.  My two handsome men!  Consuelo Roca Jones. Hey, if she doesn't know I'm taking her picture, I don't get the stink eye!  And speaking of stink eye, Tallulah was giving it on the down-low when I caught her playing with Consuelo's toy.  And Ozzo, poor Ozzo. He begged not to be included on Caturday. He.Begged. |
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JD Vance gave a speech in which he noted that “we are about
to celebrate the 25th year” of 9/11. Celebrate? I think you mean commemorate dumbass because we
are not celebrating the murders of 3,000 Americans. Ever. |
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Sixteen years ago, Google pulled its search engine out of
China because they chose not to submit to an authoritarian government. Today they are renaming lakes because a fascist, sitting on
the toilet at 2AM, told them so. |
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I have been watching Westies about New York in the 70s and
the Irish and Italian mob going head-to-head. It’s good; gritty and dirty and
then, of course, hot. And by hot I mean that guy up there, Tom Brittney, who plays
James, the good bad guy. He looks good in his jeans and even better out
of his jeans.. Smolder. |
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Just as I have never called that bloated, farting,
diaper-shitting, racist, rapist, pedophile, grifting criminal my president,. I
will never call the Gulf of Mexico by any other name, nor will I ever call Lake
Ontario anything other than Lake Ontario. And the Kennedy Center will always be the Kennedy Center. This is all a deflection for his inept ability to fix the
economy, stop a war he started for no reason, and keep us from finding out how
many young children he raped on Epstein’s Island. |
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Flock CEO Garrett Langley thinks you don’t deserve the right to privacy so his Flock Cameras are going up everywhere to watch you, but … Langley has blurred his house in Google maps because he thinks he deserves the right to privacy. Think on that. |
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Clark Bockelman is a thirty-four-year-old American high-fashion model who rose to prominence in the early 2010s due to his classic blond, muscular, "all-American" look … so, Would You Hit It?  |
