Lindsay Lohan isn’t okay with sharing the spotlight, especially
at one of her favorite Hollywood night clubs.
A source—and you just know it’s fame-whoring momager Dina,
after draining another box of chardonnay—says, the Liz & Dick cracktress put
a wrench in E! reality star Francesca Eastwood’s birthday bash.
“Francesca was celebrating her birthday with around a
dozen friends in a private area when Lindsay came over and started screaming
that Francesca should leave,” Dina says. “She was yelling ‘I’m a
star, she’s a nobody, get her out of here!’”
Lindsay Lohan? I’m.A.Star. I could die. Of laughing.
But Dina continues, “One poor guy came over and tried to
calm [Lindsay] down and she acted aggressively. At that point the security told
her to leave and it was totally embarrassing. She is acting like some bad ’80s
film star, and it is hard to watch because she needs help.”
But before Lohan could scurry away like the nightclub
cockroach she is, she and her driver—and I’ll give her points for having someone
else drive—almost hit one of the valet guys as they left.
All of which begs the question:
Why is she such a cracktress? And why do folks keep hiring
her? And why can’t I stop laughing that Lohan screamed “I’m a star.”?
More importantly, though, why do clubs still allow Lindsay
inside?
Tom Cruise
wants to be the Best Daddy Ever, and is taking great pains to make sure he wins
the title, and, eventually, full custody of Suri.
While Katie enrolls
Suri in school, and takes her on play dates, Tommy is whisking her away, in a
private jet no less, to Disney, where he rents the unpurchasable Cinderella
Castle Suite for his daughter.
She was treated
like a princess while he acted like a queen.
But, in the
wake of Katie’s Mission Impossible: Escape From Tom, he needs to revamp his
image. I mean, let’s face it, when your wife needs to use burner phones and
plan her escape while you’re out of town, it screams a little battered wife.
No, and I don’t mean physically abusive, but perhaps emotionally and mentally
abusive. The whole story of how Katie managed to slip out of a window, scale
the fence, and bike ride from LA to NYC just to get away from Tom screams Lifetime
movie.
So, Tom needs a
new image. Good Daddy! Best Daddy. Take his daughter everywhere and give her
everything while Mommy says ‘No’ to the puppy.
But, really,
could a makeover make us believe that Tom would be a better parent than Katie
Holmes. He’s all about fun and games and giving her everything while Katie
enrolls her in school and dance classes.
But according to sources, Suri’s happiness isn’t all that
Tom wants. It seems that Tom’s makeover into full-time caring Daddy is simply
to wait for the day he can get in a courtroom and hoping a judge will ask Suri
where she wants to live: with Daddy in FantasyLand, or with Mommy in the real
world.
For Tommy, she’s not a daughter, but a trophy to be won so
his image doesn’t continue to tarnish.
I love Anne Hathaway.
I love Joseph Gordon-Leavitt.
But, ALLEGEDLY JGL
doesn’t feel so hot about Annie.
They may have been all smiles during the Dark Knight Rises press tour, but sources—and
I think it’s Michael Caine—say JGL actually can’t stand Hathaway. He ALLEGEDLY feels that she acts like an
insufferable snob toward him and that the awkwardness got so bad between them
during filming that whenever she’d walk into a room, he’d immediately walk out
of it.
“He thinks she’s a good actress, but he just doesn’t
understand her ego,” says, ALLEGEDLY, Michael
Caine. “Also, Anne was very dismissive of Joseph early in her career. She
even turned down a couple of jobs where she was supposed to act
opposite him.”
But with this movie, she was actually at a disadvantage
because when JGL was cast he already had a long relationship with director
Christopher Nolan. So, if Annie didn’t like him there wasn’t much she could do.
I dunno about this. It reeks of a made-up story because JGL
and Hathaway seem like two nice, hardworking, cute—her—and adorkably hot—him—people.
I would think that the press people made up the rumors to drum up business, but
since Dark Knight has already made
about a billion dollars they don’t need this kind of gossip…..
I don’t watch Dancing
with the Stars but I’ve always thought Derek Hough was a big old homo. I know, he has a reputation for wooing the ladies, and even,
ALLEGEDLY, dated his dancing partner
on DWTS, Shannon Elizabeth, though she later admitted it was all for the show.
And then he had a :::cough::: romance with Cheryl Cole which juts long enough
for her to find someone better, or straighter.
And then there’s the story that Derek just loves his sister’s
boyfriend, the ambiguously gay, Ryan Seacrest.
Insert beard jokes here:
But one thing Derek doesn’t like is being photographed. In a
gay bar. I know!
Derek Hough, in some shiny silver pants, shook his bon-bon
at Jam, a gay club in his hometown of Salt Lake City, but he went all RuPaul raging
when a fan asked for a picture.
Though it’s been reported that he is dating “DWTS”
contestant and opera singer Katherine Jenkins, she was nowhere in sight when
Derek danced with his buddies at Jam. But fan Ken Lee was there and he wanted a
picture with Derek.
“I’m a big fan of Derek’s, and I always thought or HOPED he
was gay,” says Ken Lee. “Seeing him shimmying with his buddies at the gay club
wearing skintight, shiny silver pants just made my mind scream!”
But when Ken approached Derek for a photo, the dancer “got
all nervous and fidgety and stammered, ‘No, no, no — not here!’”
“I was really careful about approaching him respectfully,”
Ken explained. “I went up to Derek and said, ‘excuse me’ and asked very nicely
if I could have a photo taken with him. Well, he couldn’t have been more rude
or a bigger diva! I was like, OK, he’s clearly not comfortable about having
his picture taken in a gay bar. If you’re not gay, then what’s the
problem? Derek’s behavior was very suspect Derek very well may not be gay, but he
sure was dressed pretty and threw an impressive hissy fit when I asked for a
photo!”
Silver pants. Gay bar. All
boys.
Yeah, gay.
I love Robert Downey Jr. Even in his crackiest drug and
alcohol induced stupors he was a better actor than most. And he’s also a bit
nutty.
While filming David Fincher’s Zodiac, RDJr was not familiar with the—new at that time—way of
shooting a film digitally. Fincher’s use of digital cameras meant less time for
breaks, making the process very fast, and RDJr was not happy.
In fact, he was downright pissy.
So much so, that Fincher says RDJr would leave jars filled
with urine around the set, in protest.
Yup. He’s a pisser all right.
And I still like him.
Katy Perry is still dating serial manwhore, and utterly
fugly musician, John Mayer. And he is really not much of a step up from ex-husband
Russell Brand. In fact, he’s a step down, to the left, and around the corner,
in a dumpster.
But Katy’s happy so all’s well.
Except when Russell talks about her. See, that makes Katy
mad. Even though she included footage of him in her movie after Brand asked her
not to, and even though she parodied him in her music video, “Wide Awake,” in
which she punched her Prince Charming in the face.
That’s all good, in Katy’s world.
But when Russell Brand scarcely mentioned her on Howard
Stern’s show she went off. Though Russell tried to evade the questions, he
ended up saying, “I don’t
want anything to hurt her. She’s younger than me, she’s a young woman and she’s
beautiful and she’s sensitive and I care about her deeply … I don’t want to be
too glib.”
Nice, actually, especially, coming from Brand. But Katy was
pissed anyway, and now she’s trying to legally prevent Russell from saying
anything about her at all, anywhere, ever.
Hypocritical much?
To that end, Perry is seeking a gag order to stop Russell
Brand from speaking about their failed marriage in public.
Yeah. I know.
The only saving grace is that when Mayer dumps Perry, and he
will, you just know he’ll do a whole series of songs about his blue-haired
crazy ex-girlfriend.
And then Katy will learn that Karma is a bigger bitch than she.
