Would You Hit It ... Or Which One Would You Hit?

At an X-Men premiere, we stumbled across, from the left, Patrick Stewart, James McAvoy, Sir Ian McKellan and Michael Fassbender.

And we have a simple question ...

Which one would you hit?

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

Oh oh, LiLo. Old habits are back! 
Lohan appeared to be under the influence when she was at the Chateau Marmont on Sunday night with a group of girlfriends. But that wasn't the shocker. It was her frequent trips to the ladies room with a male friend that got folks talking. 
An eyewitness--and by eyewitness, I mean, coke whore--says: “Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
Looks like Probation Lindsay is back!
The eyewitness then says: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”
High as a kite and left out of the fancy shindig.
That's our Lohan.

All sorts of rumors on the JLo front, and an high-larious bit of unintentional comedy.First up, one magazine says JLo and Marc Anthony are this/close to reconciling after their very cozy joint appearance promoting their new reality show. Folks says JLo isn't all that happy with her Dancing Toddler as she was a few months back. Of course, this is after giving him a 10K a week allowance, and having him "hired" to work at American Idol, so don't put a lot of stock there.
And then there came talk, from that bastion of professional journalism, Matt Lauer, about a possible JLo and Caspar Smart wedding, which would result in her new name, Jennifer Smart. As a question, the answer to that would be 'No.'
So, she's back with Marc or she's marrying the back-up. That's the rumor.
The high-larious bit is when she said this to Lauer, about trying to give her children the same kind of upbringing she had: "I loved my upbringing. I’ve tried to give them the same thing, just in a bigger house. The same family....the same foods. You know, I try to just keep what was so good about growing up Puerto Rican in the Bronx, lower middle class family. The same things, the same values that were important to my mom and my dad and what I’ve learned from that upbringing I’ve tried to bring to them."
She's raising her kids lower middle class? How many lower middle class moms give their boy-toys ten grand a week? How many lower middle class moms buy $3,000 strollers? Or build them nurseries with crystal chandeliers? 
Lopez. Funny. And tragic.

So, there's this peripheral Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville. She was the one who was married to Eddie Cibrian before he began cheating on her with Singing Bag O'Bones, LeAnn Rimes.
Well, Brandi's kind of a whore, and she loves to talk.
She claimed in an interview that she'd had an affair--for all of ten minutes, I'm guessing--with Gerard Butler. She says, of his sexual capabilities, that he rates an 11 out of a possible 10.
Now, I wonder if this is before, or after, he's been hosed down? But I digress.
But then, while walking the streets of LA this week, Butler was stopped by TMZ and asked about Brandi's sexy rating, and he replied, “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”
So, either she's a lying whore who was never the recipient of a Butler Schtup, or he's a man-whore who dips his wick into so many wannabes he can't even be bothered to remember names.
Either way......ick.

Okay, so we've all heard about Demi Moore's recent hospitalization after "smoking something" and ALLEGEDLY sniffing a little nitrous oxide. And there have been stories that she's addicted to Adderall. 
She's a mess. I hope she gets help. I mean, there are twenty-year-olds out there who need girlfriends, right?But, what I find funny is what people who supposedly know Demi Moore are now saying about her.
A source close to the actress--and by source, it's probably her Adderall supplier--says, “Ego-wise, this is the worst thing that could happen to Demi, because she’s such a private person. She’s embarrassed.”
This does not describe the woman who used to Tweet photos of herself in a bikini, or Tweet personal love notes to her then-boy-husband, Ashton Kutcher. So, let's stop saying she's a private person.
The source also says: “Demi Moore has long crafted her image as a polished, glamorous star." Glamorous? And yet her publicist leaks stories about Demi's ALLEGED sexiness and pictures of her dancing on tables. Polished? Maybe the table.
Most folks, however, aren't buying these stories about the issues of Demi's life causing her recent flame-out. Most folks are saying it's because of her desperate desire to stay young; or at least think she looks young. And skinny.Which leads to a diet of Red Bulls and Adderall, with a side helping of nitrous.

New 'It' boy, Michael Fassbender is getting quite the reputation. And not just for showing penis in nearly every movie he makes, but for being a crazy party dude.
Just to be clear, he's light years away from Lohan Partying, but, still, the 34-year-old actor was asked to leave the after-party for his movie ‘A Dangerous Method’ this week. Fassbender was in high spirits as he celebrated at Mayfair restaurant 34 following the London premiere of the film but following antics including dancing his co-stars Keira Knightley and Viggo Mortensen around the room, taking over the venue’s piano and finally lighting up a cigarette, he was asked to leave.
A source--and by source, I mean, maybe Lindsay, since she's known to sneak into parties uninvited--said, “Michael was politely asked to leave. He was in good spirits but it was becoming a bit of a handful for the other guests. He was grabbing his co-stars and waltzing around the room with them. He lit a cigarette indoors and that was the point it had gone too far."
I wonder, though, had he whipped out his Little Fassbender, might he have been allowed to stay?

I Didn't Say It........

Neil Patrick Harris, on falling in love with David Burtka:
"I remember being in my mid-twenties, lying in bed thinking, I’ve never taken a shower with anyone before; I’ve never had any kind of long-term relationship. I remember thinking that the rest of my life would be solo. I wasn’t weepy when I thought that--it was just a realization that I had gone this long being self-sufficient."

I know exactly what he's talking about.
i was single for quite a while before Carlos and i thought that was just how it would be; and I was feeling okay with that.
You just never know what's waiting out there for you, around a corner or across the country.

"Pastor" Ken Hutcherson, on Washington Governor Christine Gregoire:
"She might as well change her name to John Wilkes Booth because what she’s doing now is trying to put a bullet in the head of one of the greatest traditions that has ever existed and has built our society, and that is marriage between one man and one woman."

Wow.
Kenny, you sure can over-reach. Makes me wonder how, as a Black man, you felt when Blacks and Whites couldn't marry, and then marriage was redefined to make that union legal.
Did you spit and fire and brimstone then, or is it just because this is Civil Rights for gay folks that has your granny panties in a bunch?

Jim Bob Duggar, on transgender Girl Scouts: 
"Our family loves Girl Scout cookies and I don't think allowing a boy in the Girl Scouts is a good thing...If they're wanting to create a new scout program where girls and boys would join together, that might be an option. But whether somebody declares they're a boy or girl and can join either one -- it isn't even logical and it goes against the core principles the group was founded on."

Let's just make anyone who doesn't fit the mold of what society deems normal live in their own separate world, eh, Jim Bob?
But, what then might you do if society says a man and woman who have nineteen children, and counting, is different?

Hudson Taylor, on LGBT athletic coaches coming out:

"If college athletics is ever to be free of the obstacles keeping coaches closeted, we must first acknowledge the presence of LGBT coaches among college teams. Currently, the college athletic community devotes little time and few resources to identifying this population and assessing the challenges they face."

And wouldn't it be much easier for gay players to come out of the coaches came out. And easier for the coaches if gay players came out.
It's just easier. No lying or hiding or shame.

Michael Fassbender, on his habit of being nude on screen:
“From the start of my career, I’ve been naked. My first job was a commercial for SAS airlines. In the spot, I wake up in a pink room next to a beautiful blonde girl and get out of bed naked. From that point forward, it’s been in all of my contracts: He must be naked in this film.”

And this is a problem because.......?
I mean, it's true; the man good play nude golf and not need a club.
Just sayin'.

Tricia Erickson, speaking on the Voice Of Christian America radio show about Mormons:
"The political machinery of the priesthood of the Mormon Church is named the Kingdom of God and/or the Government of God, and the goal of the Mormon Church, through the Mormon Kingdom of God, is to bring the United States government, this is true, under the rule of the priesthood, the Mormon priesthood. Mormons believe that they are the only true church, all other religions are false, and their main objective is to be ready when the time comes for the millennial reign by having their leaders ready to rule or already in key places of authority and power. Their ultimate goal is better serve their agenda by being able to rule and govern before the millennium actually takes place and the Mormon Church and its corporate empire, assets and resources will be the chief element in the millennial overthrow of the United States government."

I love when people who call themselves Christians denigrate other religions, and then cry fowl when someone does the same to theirs.
Judge not, Erica.....you moronic tool.

Kate Kendell, head of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, speaking to Karen "Missus Frothy Mix" Santorum: 
"Karen, we need to talk. And by that, I mean that I need to talk and you need to listen. You love your husband--I get that. You love your faith--fine by me. But when you pretend that hate is love, that lies are truth, and that victims are oppressors, you have become insane. Your husband believes that LGBT people cannot be trusted to serve in the military, raise children, form stable relationships or be fully respected under the law. According to you, Rick may love us, but honey, his love is killing us, and we want nothing to do with this abusive relationship. Our community has endured expulsion from family, mass firings, daily epithets, assaults, harassment, humiliation, death, and suicides. We know that if your husband becomes president of our country our long suffering will only deepen and magnify. [snip] You and Rick are the haters. My community is the victim, and anyone paying attention knows the truth."

Thanks Kate for making it very clear when religious folks trot out the 'Love the sinner, hate the sin' rhetoric, they actually mean, Hate the sin, hate the sinner.'
So, effing-Christlike.

Dan Savage, on Newt and The Open Marriage:

Calista never wavered from the path of deceit and betrayal. Newt Gingrich was making an implicit promise to socially conservative voters: He did not ask his most recent ex-wife for an open marriage, and he will not ask any of his future ex-wives for an open marriage."

It was kind of sadly sick and twisted that Newt stated emphatically that he never asked for an open marriage while he was fucking the help, er, aide.
This just means that he wanted to fuck the help, and keep the wife, until she got sick, and then he divorced her and married the help.

Chris Christie, on Newt The Cheater:
"We all know the record. He was run out of the speakership of his own party, he was fined $300,000 for ethics violations. This is a guy who’s had a very difficult political career at times and has been an embarrassment to the party. The fact of the matter is I don’t need to regale the country with that entire list again except to say this. I’m not saying he will do it again in the future, but sometimes past is prologue."

Newt can atone for his marital sins, and pronounce himself forgiven. Good for him, he buys it. I don't. Once a lying hypocrite, always a lying hypocrite.
But he can never explain away his political past, and, well, history does repeat.

Cynthia Nixon, on choosing to be gay:
“I gave a speech recently, an empowerment speech to a gay audience, and it included the line ‘I’ve been straight and I’ve been gay, and gay is better.’ And they tried to get me to change it, because they said it implies that homosexuality can be a choice. And for me, it is a choice. I understand that for many people it’s not, but for me it’s a choice, and you don’t get to define my gayness for me. A certain section of our community is very concerned that it not be seen as a choice, because if it’s a choice, then we could opt out. I say it doesn’t matter if we flew here or we swam here, it matters that we are here and we are one group and let us stop trying to make a litmus test for who is considered gay and who is not. As you can tell, I am very annoyed about this issue. Why can’t it be a choice? Why is that any less legitimate? It seems we’re just ceding this point to bigots who are demanding it, and I don’t think that they should define the terms of the debate. I also feel like people think I was walking around in a cloud and didn’t realize I was gay, which I find really offensive. I find it offensive to me, but I also find it offensive to all the men I’ve been out with.”

Let me set you queer, Cyn.
A woman who was attracted to men and had sexual relations with men, and then finds herself attracted to women and having sexual relations with women, is, in fact, gay. And, narrowed down, bisexual.
I know you said you don't like the word bisexual, but you are. There's a 'B' in LGBT for a reason. And you do a great disservice to those of us who know being gay is not a choice, when you say you chose it. You were born bisexual, you didn't choose bisexual, but, beaing bisexual, you can choose which sex to whom you are attracted; I, as a gay man, cannot.

Mittsy Romney, on Newt:

“Speaker Gingrich has also been a leader,. He was a leader for four years as speaker of the House. And at the end of four years, it was proven that he was a failed leader and he had to resign in disgrace. I don’t know whether you knew that, he actually resigned after four years, in disgrace. He was investigated over an ethics panel and had to make a payment associated with that and then his fellow Republicans, 88 percent of his Republicans voted to reprimand Speaker Gingrich. He has not had a record of successful leadership.”

Which makes him only a hair bit worse as a GOP candidate for president than the flip-flopping out of touch, dog abuser, that you are, Mittsy.
But thanks for sharing.

Martin O'Malley, on his Maryland marriage equality bill:

"We have done our very best in the drafting of this bill to make very, very, very explicit the protections of religious liberty as well as the protection of rights equally under the law, and it’s my hope that that will not only allow more support in the House of Delegates but, as importantly, I hope it will allow more people throughout our state to be able to support this bill,. One does not have to be an advocate for same-sex marriage in order to support equal rights under the law.”

It's equality.
It's law.
It does not, and should not, affect churches.
Separation of church and state, people. The church can't tell the government what to do--or they shouldn't--and the government cannot do the same to churches.
Can't have it any other way.