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The No Ring is a thing again. This week media whore Kim
Kardastrophe went out and was photographed :::gasp::: without her wedding ring,
signaling that maybe she and Who cares, but … then Matt Damon was photographed without
his wedding ring on for the second time in a week. Matt has been married to Luciana Barroso since 2005, but lately Matt has been hanging out in LA with BFF, and soon-to-be-divorced, Ben Affleck and photographed twice sans band. But is it a signal of divorce, or is it a signal that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and washing our hands a hundred times a day and sometimes we forget to put the band back on … ? Here’s my take … Kim Kardastrophe is photographed without a
ring so people will keep talking about her, while Matt gets photographed
without his ring because he left it on the bathroom sink. Media whore or human person. |
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Khloé Kardastrophe is at it again. After years of changing her face
so she looks like Beyoncé or Mariah or, well, anyone but herself, she recently
posted a new photo to Instagram where she looks almost exactly like …
half-sister Kendall Jenner. That’s Khloé-dall on the
left and Kendall on the right. Now, I have no issue with anyone having a little
Bo or a peel or a nip or a tuck, but when you change your face so completely
that you look more like other people than yourself, maybe you need a rethink. Of course, if you’re a Kardastrophe, it’s all about the
attention, so … |
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My BFF—mostly because she loathes GOOP as much as me—Martha
Stewart recently got her COVID-19 vaccine, normally reserved for front line
workers and essential-type people, and the internet tried to drag her saying
she pushed her way to the front of the line. It all started when Martha posted that picture to her Instagram account, saying that she was given the COVID vaccine in an inoculation pod at the Martha Stewart Center for Living at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan. But … Martha didn’t use her wealth to skip the line, she used another number … her age. Bitch is 79, so she got the shot and y’all can get off her
jock. Now, when Paltrow gets hers … |
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Um, I may have spoken too soon before, and then had to
retract, so I say this with a bit of hesitation … it appears to be over, again,
for My-Husband-In-My-Head, Luke Evans and boyfriend Rafael Olarra. He told
the UK Times: “It is what it is.” But he did not elaborate on the cause of the breakup, but
again, if he needs some comfort, I’m here. |
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I used to like Anne Hathaway, but somewhere about the time
she campaigned and begged and pleaded for an Oscar because she say a song in Les
Misérables, I kinda thought she was over, But that was then, and this is now, and now she’s really
over. Hathaway appeared on The Tonight Show recently
and told Jimmy
Fallon to call her Annie, instead of Anne. But it wasn’t a
‘Hey, we’re friends, call me Annie,’ because Anne Hathaway says her name
has always been Annie. Anne, sorry gurl, said that when she first started acting at
14, she needed to confirm her name for her SAG membership, and went with “Anne
Hathaway” because it’s the name listed on her birth certificate … meaning it’s her
name. But she says that everyone calls her Annie and hearing folks say Anne
is too formal and impersonal. Too formal and impersonal? For the last twenty-four years? She then added that only her mother calls her Anne … um, because it’s the name she gave you … and that on film sets, people will call her anything but Anne, like Annie, Miss H, or Hath. Oh Anne, you’re just so precious to have, at age 38, decided
you want to be known as Annie. And that little orphan, and the one that got her
gun, were here first. Okurrrrrrr, Anne? |
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Don’t mess with Lucy. But Aaron Sorkin is apparently making a film about Lucy and Desi called Being the Ricardo’s. And in the running for Desi is Javier Bardem, and intalks to play Lucy is Nicole Kidman. Nicole what? Social media went nuts because no one, and I mean no one, should be playing Lucille Ball except that powerhouse actress, that multi-award-winning actress of stage and screen … and TV … Debra Messing. Yes, from Will & Grace. The film is set during one production week of I Love Lucy—Monday table read through Friday audience filming—when Lucy and Desi face a crisis that could end their careers and another that could end their marriage. Originally, Sorkin was simply going to write the script, but then Cate Blanchett thought she should be Lucy and he decided he wanted to direct. But then Cate was out, and Javier and Nicki K said they were interested. I love me some Kidman, and Javier is kinda delicious, but as Lucy and Ricky? Cue Debra Messing and the internet, where people wondered TVs second favorite redhead shouldn’t be playing TVs first famous redhead. Rumors swirled that Messing, whose career is en feugo … I kid … was not available, and Messing, who does love to Tweet, instantly replied: “Oh no, I’m available.” Except … again … Variety reported that Messing had stated she would not do it: “Like 15 years ago people would say, ‘Hey, do you want to do like a made for TV movie or something?’ And I always felt like, ‘Oh, I would not even touch that. Like she is untouchable.’" And now Messing says: “Ummmmmm, I changed my mind.” Sorry, Deb, no change-sies, and, um, yeah, Nicole? One other actress, Frances Fisher, joined the fray and Tweeted out this photo of herself:  |
