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The other day Jerry Seinfeld was on Kelly Clarkson’s show
and they were talking Pop Tarts and said they both loved Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop
Tarts and toasting them. Kelly said she goes straight for the toaster oven and
Carlos said:
Carlos has never had pop tarts … Twenty-four years in and
I’m just finding this out now? |
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This Tuxedo & Friends Memory is from June 2016
This mélange of pets always makes me smile.  |
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Maybe I'm a tad confused but this doesn't look like the
invitation to Barron’s graduation. Could it be Vonshitzinpants lied? |
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Yesterday Mocow Marge called up the resolution to oust Mike
Johnson from the role of House Speaker and both sides of the aisle, in a rare
display of bipartisanship booed Marge as she called up the resolution. Even better—because it shows Marge to be woefully out of her
depth—as she recited the measure, Republicans lined up on the House floor to
shake Johnson’s hand and pat him on the back. Then they voted 359-43-7 to
table Greene’s motion to vacate because, well, she’s Putin's Puppet. |
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Sunday morning we woke up to no power in the house. It had
been raining all night, but I didn’t hear any wind or thunder so we couldn’t
figure out how we were in the dark. Carlos called the City of Camden to report the outage while
I opened the blinds in the living room. I saw a utility truck on the road in
front of the house next door and just then the power came back on. Then one of the
utility workers came down our driveway so I met him at our front door:
I asked him to keep that info under his hat! Sidenote: we had big winds roll through here last night and lost
power again but I made sure we were not to blame this time! |
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Elizabeth Pipko, a MAGAt-loving bikini model is suiting up
to support Hair Furor as a new RNC spokesperson: “The things he’s been through have been unreal. A lot of people look at what he’s up against every day and see his real character.” Oh Liz, stay in your lane because if you’re an RNC
spokesperson, the RNC appears to be rebranding itself as an Only Fans account. |
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I am not a fan of the fanny pack, but I’m thinking that if this is the way you want to wear one, I might change my mind.  |
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At the start of the same week a damning docuseries about his
alleged sexual abuse is set to premiere, actor Kevin Spacey has offered up his
endorsement for “loyal friend” Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s long-shot 2024
presidential bid. Seriously. I don’t know which is more cringey … Spacey’s
support or RFK’s anti-vax looney-toon candidacy. |
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Asking for a friend … if you’re someone who bleaches their
asshole, why don’t you call it ‘changing your ringtone’? |
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This is Danny Kluczny, a German model … not a social media influencer, or actor or singer or dancer, but just a model, so, Would You Hit It?  |
