Lesly Charles Has A Big Dick And He Knows How To Use It

Okay, so I tend to believe that police officers are a generally good lot, doing their job to keep us safe from harm. I know, it sounds kinda Pollyanna, but I've never had a run-in with a bad cop. Not even the time I got stopped for doing, as the officer said, nine-zero, down I-5 in California, and told him I needed to be in LA in 15 minutes--I was roughly 200 miles from LA--did I get an attitude from him. I got a chuckle and a, Well, it looks like you're gonna be late.

But I've heard horror stories about cops with big, um, attitudes, and big, um, chips on their shoulders, and now, cops with big, um, dicks.

Sergeant Lesly Charles, a uniformed NYPD officer, was caught on video unleashing a tirade against a group of Brooklyn men, threatening them with his gun, and, apparently his big, um, dick. He seems to indicate that some criminal activity is fine and dandy as long as you, well, bow down to his big, um, dick.

It seems Big Dicked Lesly--and I think the fact that his name is Lesly is what causes him to run his mouth about the size of his big, um, dick--was angry over a car that was illegally parked and his rant against the men was recorded on a 20-minute cellphone video.

The footage includes Lesly shrieking--because Lesly's are shriekers--at a young man near a silver BMW, telling him: “This is my street. All right? If you got to play tough, that’s your problem . . . I do whatever the fuck I want.”

And then Lesly followed the man, and his friends, into a nearby restaurant, along with two plainclothed officers, and told the men, “I have the long dick. You don’t.....Your pretty face....I like it very much. My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear. Don’t fuck with me. All right?”

When the young man, the target of Lesly's big, um, dick, said, “I didn’t do anything,” Lesly continued:

“Listen to me. When you see me, you look the other way. Tell your boys, I don’t fuck around. All right? I’ll take my gun and put it up your ass and then I’ll call your mother afterwards. You understand that? And I’ll put your shit in your own mouth. I’m here every fucking day. I don’t go home. I have no life. No kids. I do what I do.’’

The 21-year-old man who shot the video was arrested that night and charged with disorderly conduct; that means he ignored Lesly's orders to leave. And the NYPD has releases his arrest record, showing that he has been arrested more than 20 times, including for petty larceny and weapons and pot possession.

Um, but does that mean Lesly had to act like such a big, um, dick?

An NYPD spokeswoman said the department is investigating the incident, and Lesly, when reached by phone, said, “I’m just doing God’s work. You know I can’t comment . . . Have a blessed day.”

A source close to Lesly said that in the past, “all efforts at civility failed’’ in dealing with the men, who are known to loiter and play loud music, prompting complaints from local businesses; “The sergeant was trying to get the message across in a way they could understand.’

I think Lesly could have used a different approach, and kept his big, um dick, to himself.

via The New York Post where they have posted the video.