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Had yet another Meryl Streep Crisis with Carlos. I was telling him that I saw a video of her appearance on the Graham Norton Show a few years back with Hugh Grant and they were telling stories of making Florence Foster Jenkins.

“She wasn’t in that.”

“Meryl Streep? You think you can tell me something I don’t know about Meryl Streep? Of course she was in the movie.”

“The movie about the really bad singer.”

“Yes. Florence.Foster.Mother-effing.Jenkins.”

“Who did she play?”

“Who did Meryl Streep play in Florence Foster Jenkins?”

“Yes.”

“She played a cab driver who drove Florence to the theater … SHE WAS FLORNCE FOSTER JENKINS.”

“Was she?”

I hadn’t used it in a while but I pulled out my cartoon frying back and clubbed him over the head.

From May 2019 … another scorcher in Smallville and once again Tuxedo has the right idea.

So Jeff Bezos’ arm candy Lauren Sánchez asked Big Daddy if she could take the rocket out for a spin this week and took aerospace engineer Aisha Bowe, social entrepreneur Amanda Nguyen, film producer Kerianne Flynn, Oprah’s side-piece Gayle King, and “singer” and media whore Katy Perry on a ten-minute space ride while real female astronauts are being let go in an anti-DEI nightmare..

The Real Stupid Housewives of Space.

I need some cakes, some simple, plain, unadorned, man cakes to rid my mind of the image of Katy Perry dropping to the ground after her ten-minute ride and kissing Mother Earth.

Thank God for cakes.

The Fascist In Chief says the 5.3 million people who took part in the Hands Off march were paid millions by George Soros—I guess my check is in the mail—and if the MAGAts believe that line, why not pretend you’re a liberal and sign up for the next protest and expose the whole thing.

See, we hate The Felon for free.

That is Peter Hildebrand, father of Daisy—the second unvaccinated girl to die of measles in Texas in just two months. This paragon of fatherhood says he has no regrets about not vaccinating her and just letting her die and does not plan to vaccinate any future children.

In a perfect world Peter would be dead of measles and Daisy could live a long full productive  MAGAt free life.

Brainwashing is powerful … when you’re dumb. 

Well, here’s a novel way to keep people from stealing your fanny back … make it look like a bag of flab hanging over your belt.

First crocs and now this …

Think on this … we are sinking so deep into fascism that a Jewish Governor Josh Shapiro’s house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy who wanted to bash Shapiro’s head in with a hammer is overshadowed by a felon in the White saying he wants to build foreign gulags for American citizens.

Resist before it’s too late.

Lorenzo Viotti is a 35-year-old Swiss conductor of the Netherlands Philharmonic Orchestra and Dutch National Opera who looks like he has a delicate touch with his baton, so … Would You Hit It?