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Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation, taking a
moment from talking supply chain disruptions and infrastructure, to talk about
the joy of being a new dad with his husband Chasten: “It’s been wonderful. It’s everything people tell you to
expect and more. I think the biggest thing that has surprised me is just how
much joy there is even sometimes in the hard parts. It’s the most demanding
thing I think I’ve ever done. I used to think of 5 a.m. as ‘early,’ now I think
of it as ‘nap time,’ if I’m lucky. And yet I catch myself grinning half the time,.
We’re just over the moon.” Love. Love Pete and Chasten, and Babies Buttigieg. |
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Pope
Francis, on the
scale of child sexual abuse within the Catholic church in France: “There
is, unfortunately, a considerable number. I would like to express to the
victims my sadness and pain for the trauma that they suffered. It is also my shame,
our shame, my shame, for the incapacity of the church for too long to put them
at the center of its concerns.” Hey
Frank? Shove your sadness and shame. I don’t think the more than 330,000 French
children who were raped by Catholic priests and other church authority figures
since 1950 want your shame and sadness. They
want their rapists punished and jailed, along with every member of your church
who helped hide this sin. |
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Lil Nas X, on how the success of Old Town Road gave
him the push to come out: “I don’t think I would have ever came out [but after Old
Town Road hit] I honestly felt like it was kind of my duty. Especially if I
wanted to move forward. And what I was doing, because authenticity is very
real, and I feel like people can see right through that. And that’s a part of
me. [But] I felt like [my insecurity with my sexuality] was my fear of people
judging me for how I would act post-coming out. I used to ‘like’ comments where
people were like, ‘Oh, I like him, because he’s not all in your face about it.’
And then I realized kind of what that was. It’s kind of like when people say,
‘Oh, I have a Black friend,’ and that kind of sits on everything that have to
do with their Black history and culture, whatnot. I’m kind of like, I’m not
that person, you know?” This is gonna make me sound old, but that is one smart kid.
He did a great service to young people of color by coming out. We need more of that. |
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Billie Eilish, trashing Texas lawmakers during a
concert in Austin over the state’s new anti-choice law: “My body, my fucking choice. When they made that shit a law,
I almost didn’t want to do the show … because I wanted to punish this fucking
place for allowing that to happen here. But then I remembered that it’s you
guys that are the fucking victims, and you deserve everything in the world. And
we need to tell them to shut the fuck up! Makes me sick how many men say
nothing when it comes to women’s rights. If you and your ‘homies’ or bros’
aren’t talking about the abortion laws in Texas, chances are you’re part of a
problem.” Nice, I guess, but I wonder how much more effective her rant
would be if she decided not to play in Texas and tell her fans it was because
of the law and shew won’t play there until those who created it, and the law
itself, are history. |
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Lisa Boothe, Fox
News host, on the news that Merck is seeking authorization for an oral COVID
treatment. “This is all such a scam. We could repurpose
ivermectin for so cheap. None of this is about public health, it’s about
cashing in or paying in favors for Big Pharma.” Now, we all suspect these Fox “News” hosts are
idiots and here we have actual proof, because Boothe is accusing Merck of
trying to profit off COVID with their new drug and wants y’all to take the
horse paste instead … which is made by Merck. Do better, Lisa. I kid, cuz you can’t. |
