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There is a woman who gives Carlos rides to court if I can’t and I have dubbed her his CarWife. He loathes that so you know I run with it.

Well, this woman asked him to meet her son, who is on the Autism spectrum, because both he and Carlos are science nerds.

This week the woman’s husband had a minor heart procedure and Carlos texted that he was glad it all went well and signed off:

“Sending him love.”

He tells me this and I ask, dumbfounded:

“Are you dating this entire family? I mean, first the mom and then the son and now the husband?”

His mother-wife, and son-husband, and husband-husband??? It’s all too much!

This Tuxedo Says is from September 2021 when COVIDIOTS were spreading their so-called cures:

"I swear, one of these days Tuxedo is gonna snap his neck with all the head shaking at the daily news."

I still feel that way today!

Ketanji Brown Jackson graduated magna cum laude from Harvard-Radcliffe College and cum laude from Harvard Law School where she was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. She had 20 years’ experience as a lawyer and 10 years’ experience as a federal judge when she was nominated for the Supreme Court. And the GOP called her a DEI hire.

Markwayne Mullin has a high school diploma and a 2-year community college degree in construction management, no military or law enforcement service, and was a cow-calf rancher. He was nominated to be secretary of Homeland Security. And the GOP rallied behind him.

Think on that!

After San Antonio officials removed a rainbow crosswalk in the city’s Pride Cultural Heritage District, the community responded by installing rainbow sidewalks.

This is The Resistance at work!

You wonder why Cankles wants the SAVE Act passed so desperately that he’s refusing to sign any other bills until it goes through? Look at this:

In 2024, Cankles won nearly 58% of the vote in Starr County, Texas.

Last week, 96% of all votes cast for Senator were in the Democratic Primary.

Yes, you read that right.

If Cankles wants boots on the ground in Iran he should deploy the ICEstapo. They’ve spent months terrorizing American cities like some kind of elite military force so send ‘em to war.

Let’s see how brave they are now.

Oy, Cankles’ favorite attorney lapdog, Alina Habba, made such a gaffe on live TV while trying to nail Kamala Harris. She was being interviewed on Newsmax when she tried to say that Kamala Harris didn’t know Reverend Jesse Jackson so why did she attend the funeral:

“If you look at Kamala Harris’ comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson’s funeral, and she didn’t even know him, if you look at this, they’re reaching so far.”

Um, Alina, honey? It was the funeral of civil rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson and not the funeral of a former baseball player who is, in fact, not dead.

Speaking Cankles held a press conference at his Doral golf resort amid the ongoing illegal war in Iran and said this idiocy:

“All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms.”

Seriously stupid and demented and unfit for office.

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Ain't That America XII

Another week and another load of crazy, good and funny … from liars lying for a liar … to childishness … to Border Barbie mess … TACA … erasing history and the LGBTQ+ community … it goes on …

Tennessee GOP Representative, and loon, Tim Burchett says when he’s in DC he sleeps in his office because of the rampant crime.

But just last February Burchett said he sleeps in his office because it helps him stay productive and get to meetings early.

Liar, liar … Republican.

US layoffs surged in July to their highest level since the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic. In July, there were 62,075 jobs cut, a 29% jump from June and 140% higher than the 25,885 announced in July 2024. It pushes the 2025 total to 806,383 layoffs—a 75% increase compared with the same period last year and already 6% higher than all of 2024.

The Felon has got this economy running like a rusted jalopy.

Once a feature of the White House entryway, the official portrait of former President Barack Obama has been moved to the top of the Grand Staircase where it will now be out of view from thousands of visitors who tour the White House each day because The Felon is a narcissistic child with a diaper overflowing and no one around to change him.

Move it, put it in a basement, you will still never be more than the worst president ever and the worst human to slither across the globe while Obama will always be one of the best and most admired presidents. EVER.

Oh, and at least his portrait isn’t a mug shot.

After the Felon fired the head the Bureau of Labor Statistics,  Erika McEntarfer , because the job numbers were bad and he was pissy, he replaced her with E.J. Antoni, who wants to suspend the bureau’s monthly jobs report so as not to upset the worst president ever.

See, they don’t want to work at making the numbers better, they just want to hide them.

TACO has signed an executive order that will prevent US tariffs on Chinese goods from snapping back into effect for another 90 days. The order was signed just hours before midnight, when the pause on tariffs was set to expire.

The Felon’s regime released human rights reports for countries worldwide that makes no mention of discrimination faced by LGBTQ people.

He’s trying to erase us.

For two months, Democratic Representatives Brad Sherman, Judy Chu and Jimmy Gomez have been unable to enter a downtown L.A. processing center run by the ICEstapo. This past week when they got their first look at the basement facility known as B-18 they found it empty.

Scores of migrants, as well as some US citizens, have been taken from Home Depot parking lots, car washes, and other locations by the ICEstapo and brought to B-18 but there were just two people in one of the holding rooms last week.

Sounds like Koncentration Kamp Kristi is covering something up.

White House officials sent a letter to Smithsonian Institution Secretary Lonnie Bunch instructing eight of the Smithsonian’s museums—including the National Museum of African American History and Culture, the National Museum of American History, the National Portrait Gallery and the National Museum of the American Indian—to replace exhibits that include “divisive or ideologically driven” material with “unifying, historically accurate” content.

In other words, erase those parts of history that make white people look bad.

For the second time in two weeks, GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin has disclosed trades showing that he violated a federal conflicts of interest and financial transparency law. The transactions—mostly sales—are worth between $1.4 million and $3.5 million.

Grifter Old Party.

The Felon regime’s claim that it is saving billions of dollars through DOGE-related cuts to federal contracts is … a lie.

DOGE said it has saved taxpayers $52.8 billion by canceling contracts, but of the $32.7 billion in actual contract savings that could be verified were closer $1.4 billion.

Again, every word out of their mouths is a lie.

Each month, some 42 million people receive SNAP benefits to help supplement their grocery budgets. Able-bodied SNAP recipients between 18 and 54 who don’t have children have always been required to work. Veterans, however, have been exempt from those rules … until now after The Felon eliminated that exemption.

Beginning in 2026, veterans will have to prove they are working, volunteering, participating in job training, or looking for work for at least 80 hours a month to keep their food stamps beyond three months, unless they qualify for another exemption, such as having certain disabilities.

The party of war gives zero fucks to our veterans. Remember that in 2026.

US District Judge Stephanie Gallagher said the Education Department violated the law when it threatened to cut federal funding from educational institutions that continue with DEI initiatives.

The case centers on two Education Department memos ordering schools and universities to end all “race-based decision-making”—well, not the white race—or face penalties up to a total loss of federal funding.

The regime is racist; they are telling you they are racist. Pay attention.

South Park has doubled down on mocking Kristi Noem, the US Secretary of Koncentration Kamps, with an unaired post-credits scene released online in which Noem is shown entering a pet store and opening fire on the unsuspecting animals inside. One tiny dog manages to escape the massacre but Noem chases it down and kills it.

Last week Noem raged after South Park mocked her heavy makeup:

“It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. Only the liberals and the extremists do that.”

Funny, I guess she forgot all the times The Felon denigrated women for their looks.

GOP Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie has invited multiple victims of Jeffrey Epstein to a press conference at the US Capitol as part of a bipartisan push to force the release of legal files linked to the late pedophile.

Massie, a thorn in The Felon’s ample ass, says he and Democratic Representative Ro Khanna will co-host the September 3 conference.

Massie gets small props because he's also a gun-toting MAGAt.

GOP California Representative Doug LaMalfa faced jeers and heckling at a town hall event over his support for The Fascist’s Big Beautiful Bill.

“No fascism in America!”

“You need to be impeached!”

“You’re a criminal!”

“You should be ashamed of yourself!”

When some in the crowd were chastised by LaMalfa for their language several people replied:

“Fuck you!”

Resistance is real.

The Felon cold-called Norway’s Finance Minister Jens Stoltenberg out of the blue last month to discuss trade tariffs—as well as his bid to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Nothing funnier than a desperate gelatinous blob of orange flesh who could have been the leader of the Free World being reduced to begging for an award like the one given  to President Barack Obama.

A staff mutiny forced the management of a plush British countryside pub to turn away JD “CouchFucker” Vance just weeks after the same venue gladly hosted Kamala Harris.

The Humper had wanted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, an early 16th-century countryside pub but the staff reportedly staged a mutiny, telling management that they wouldn’t show up to work if the venue accepted Vance’s reservation.

Freedom of Speech and Resistance go hand in hand.

Border Barbie, AKA DogKiller, AKA Koncentration Kamp Kristi, claims the US now has 1.6 million fewer undocumented immigrants since the start of the fascist regime.

Trouble is, Kristi’s Klaim is based on information from Center for Immigration Studies, an anti-immigration group, which said their own estimate may be overstated.

The liar got her numbers from liars?

Please remember …

The Felon put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center.

Then he invited himself to host The Kennedy Center Honors.

Then he told himself he was the President and “Do I have the time?”

Then he accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.

This is not a joke; this actually happened.

But we can stop it if we …

Ain't That America IV

Well, what a week or so it's been in America … chickens are now less safe to eat … a two-year-old girl was deported … Black History is removed from the Smithsonian … The Felon refuses FEMA aid to Red States … a con woman was pardoned by a con man … and more:

The USDA is withdrawing a rule to help prevent food poisoning from poultry contaminated with salmonella. Under the Biden Administration effort poultry companies would have been required to keep salmonella bacteria levels under a certain threshold and test for the presence of six strains most associated with illness. If any of those strains were found or standard levels were exceeded, the poultry couldn’t be sold.

Last Thursday the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Services ended the proposed rule “to further assess its approach for addressing Salmonella illnesses associated with poultry product.”

Further assess its approach? They have no approach.

A federal judge says a two-year-old US citizen was deported to Honduras with her mother and sister without due process, amid the Fascist Regime’s drive to ramp up deportations. The child—known only as VML—and her family were apprehended during a routine appointment at a Louisiana immigration office.

The judge wanted to speak with the girl's mother but was told by a government lawyer that it "would not be possible because she (and presumably VML) had just been released in Honduras."

The immigration status of the girl's mother, father and sister remains unclear but, once again, the two-year-old is a US citizen although I’m guessing The Felon will claim she’s a member of MS-13?

This new regime is once again trying to erase Black history, which is also American history, by physically removing the Greensboro, North Carolina, Woolworth’s lunch counter exhibit from the National Museum of African American History and Culture—AKA the “Blacksonian”—because of its “improper ideology.”

The exhibit features portions of the original lunch counter and highlights the story of four Black male students from North Carolina A&T who were brutally attacked after sitting at the whites-only counter February 1, 1960, and refusing to leave when denied service. Their defiance sparked a wave of lunch counter sit-ins across the South and became a major flashpoint in the Civil Rights Movement.

Improper ideology because … oh yeah, it makes white people look racist.

Kristi Noem, AKA DogKiller, AKA Where’s My Purse, AKA Border Barbie, has a new publicity campaign aimed at discouraging illegal immigration but it’s off to a rocky start as Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has urged Mexico’s Congress to fast-track a law that would outlaw transmission of the ads on major TV and radio channels and calling it “propaganda.”

The campaign has raised questions in the US about its overtly political messaging and its price tag of $200 million over two years as the ads are appearing at a time when Leon Skum’s DOGE is slashing federal jobs.

This past week, under orders from Hair Furor, FEMA has denied federal assistance for tornadoes in Arkansas, flooding in West Virginia and a windstorm in Washington state. It also has refused North Carolina’s request for extended relief funding in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene.

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckleberry Sanders is especially upset at the aid being denied her state since she spent years lying to our faces for The Felon.

Oh Sarah, you’re as dumb as your daddy.

NIOSH’s congressionally mandated Health Hazard Evaluation program is one of many health and safety services on which firefighters depend that’s been shrunk or eliminated by HHS Secretary, and Heroin addict, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s “reduction in force” of more than 10,000 employees.

Firefighters are regularly exposed to toxins and chemicals that affect their physical and mental health. The Center for Firefighter Safety, Health and Well-being researches why first responders get sick and die and how to prevent it and now services for hundreds of thousands of people exposed to toxins on 9/11 are hampered by these cuts to NIOSH.

First responders, first to have care cut.

The Felon has pardoned former Las Vegas City Councilwoman Michele Fiore weeks before her sentencing for wire fraud.

In October 2024, a jury convicted Fiore, suspended in July 2024 from her position as justice court judge after deliberating for two hours. The panel convicted her on one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud and six counts of wire fraud for taking money meant for fallen police officers’ memorials and spending it on herself.

Grifters helping grifters. They call themselves the party of Law and Order except when they’re screwing Law and Order.

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy warned states that they will lose federal funding for roads, bridges and other infrastructure projects if they continue to foster DEI programs; impede The Felon’s immigration enforcement efforts; or defy other directives from the administration.

Duffy laughably claims this is all part of an effort to protect Free Speech but only the speech of the criminal regime.

A 25% U.S. tariff on pharmaceutical imports would increase US drug costs by nearly $51 billion annually, boosting U.S. prices by as much as 12.9% if passed.

But The Felon said …

And speaking of tariffs, The Felon is claiming that he’s already “made 200 deals” on tariffs and has spoken with Chinese President Xi Jinping, who denies that any talks have taken place.

When asked to confirm that number, The Felon muttered “100%”—but could not elaborate on what countries he’s solidified deals with or the terms. And to be clear, there are only 195 countries in the world.

Maybe he included the Penguins?

Leon Skum’s DOGE says it has saved $160 billion through its push to root out wasteful or fraudulent government spending. But in order to save $160B it will cost US taxpayers $135B this fiscal year.

This is what happens when ill-informed racist idiots vote a criminal back into power.

FBI Director Kash Patel said, in a since-deleted social media post, that his agency had arrested Milwaukee County Circuit Court judge, Hannah Dugan for allegedly helping an undocumented defendant avoid arrest from ICE.

Dugan is accused of escorting the man and his lawyer out of her courtroom through the jury door after learning that ICE agents were seeking his arrest. The man was taken into custody outside the courthouse after agents chased him on foot.

This is not America.

This week The Felon went to the Vatican to pay his respects to the passing of Pope Francis. Protocol suggested he be seated in the third row but somehow the fat gelatinous tub of diaper wearing narcissism was seated in the front row … where he fell asleep.

How respectful. Of note is Melanie, appearing to clutch her rosary and wish for her husband’s death.

Nineteen Blue states—led by California, Illinois, Massachusetts, Minnesota and New York—are suing The Felon regime and the Department of Education’s order that they comply with The Felon regime’s all-white, all the time anti-DEI rules.

Stand up.

Demonstrators gathered last week on the steps of the Department of Health and Human Services [HHS] for a “die-in” over proposed funding cuts that could devastate programs addressing LGBTQ+ health disparities.

Health Secretary, and Heroin addict, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has sought to radically reshape HHS by cutting funding to programs geared toward treating and preventing HIV, a virus that in the US disproportionately affects gay and bisexual men.

Kennedy, not a doctor but in need of psychiatric counseling, has claimed that poppers cause AIDS and has questioned evidence linking HIV to AIDS, a discovery that won a Nobel Prize in 2008.

And so people will die, but I guess it’s just gay and bisexual men so it’s okay?

As part of his effort to overhaul the federal workforce and give that extra money to Billionaires Needing Tax Breaks, The Felon signed an order stripping collective bargaining rights from government employees at the departments of State, Defense, Justice, and HHS, among others. It also impacts the CDC, the FCC, and US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

But last week a federal judge blocked The Felon’s illegal move and also found that a key section of The Felon’s executive order allowing more than a dozen federal agencies to end collective bargaining with unions to be unlawful.

Resist.

This is an actual question asked by The Felon regime:

“Why should coal miners pay for PBS?”

A typical stupid question but it begs others:

Why should a poor Black family in Detroit pay for a President to golf every weekend?

Why should a single mother of three in Louisiana who works two jobs be denied healthcare so that the CEO of AETNA can get a tax break?

Why is the guy washing dishes in Des Moines paying for the president’s wife’s Secret Service protection so she can live anywhere but the White House?

We could do this all day …but here’s the real question The Felon and the corrupt complicit chicken shit GOP need to answer:

Do you have a heart? Did no one teach you to care about your neighbors? Do you know what ‘empathy’ means? Did no one ever teach you to ‘share’ when you were in kindergarten? Have you ever heard the phrase ‘do unto others’?

I cannot think of a group of people who need to watch Sesame Street more than the GOP. Perhaps if they did they would learn some common decency.

George Santos, the former GOP congressman liar from New York was sentenced to 87 months in federal prison on Friday.

Standing before a judge in Federal District Court a very subdued—some say he was crying—Santos seemed far removed from the swaggering lawmaker whose lies—that he was a college volleyball star and a Wall Street financier with ties to the Holocaust and 9/11, to name a few—turned him into a national punchline and led to mocking impersonations on “Saturday Night Live.”

Sorry, not sorry.