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The other day Carlos had a dentist’s appointment, so I
dropped him off and returned home. When he was finished, he called me to pick
him up …
In the background I heard someone in the office laugh and
say: “He’s funny.” She’s right, and she’s my new best friend. |
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This Tuxedo Memory is from August 2018 and is creatively
entitled, “Oy! The Punim on That Cat.” ‘Someone was clearly not pleased that I was disturbing the post-breakfast nap.’ That’s my boy … I like to think he got that resting bitch
face from me! |
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President Biden is expected to give a primetime address on
the first night of the Democratic National Convention next month in Chicago
with a “big tribute” is planned for him that same night. He deserves all that and more and I will be tuned in! |
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Celine Dion showed up in Paris in a designer track suit from Gucci that cost $7,000.00. My question is: for 7 g’s you couldn’t get one that fit?  |
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The FBI is examining numerous metal fragments found near the
stage at that Felon campaign to determine whether it was an assassin’s
bullet—or potential debris—that grazed The Felon’s ear. The bureau has asked to
interview The Felon as part of its investigation, hoping to provide insights
into the shooting and possibly a more complete record of his injury. i.e.,
paper cut. It was funny that MAGAts were fuming that the FBI director
was using the word ‘fragment’ to describe what he thinks hit The Felon’s ear
and so the FBI director changed his wording and called it ‘shrapnel’ and
suddenly they were happy. Um, MAGAts? Shrapnel is defined as, ahem, “fragments” of
a bomb, shell, or other object thrown out by an explosion. You cannot make this shiz up. |
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In the days since Vice President Kamala Harris launched her
presidential bid, more than 170,000 volunteers have joined her cause, and she’s
raised so much money that Clarence Thomas wants to go on vacation with her. |
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In July 2021, Monsignor Jeffrey Burrill resigned from his
post as the general secretary of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops [USCCB]
ahead of a report by The Pillar alleging that he had engaged
in inappropriate behavior and frequent use of Grindr. And now Jeffrey is suing
the gay “hookup” app saying the company failed to protect his data, leading to
his resignation. You might wanna just come out, padre, and then take a seat. |
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Vice President Kamala Harris has a message for The Felon is
he’s too scared to debate her: she’ll do the debate by herself. And maybe just put a few fast-food wrappers on the stage to
represent the chicken-shiz gelatinous gasbag. |
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Speaking of The Felon, he spoke about Melanie watching the
shooting live and when he asked her feelings about it she said she couldn’t
talk about it. Couldn’t talk about it? That means that either the check didn’t
clear or she didn’t get the result she wanted. But then The Felon said that was
Ok “because that means she likes me or she loves me.” Her husband is ALLEGEDLY almost gunned down and she likes
him? |
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Judge Joel Cohen has banned Wayne LaPierre, the former head
of the National Rifle Association [NRA] from holding a paid position with the
organization for a decade. Should’a made it permanent, giving him time to wash decades
of blood off his hands. |
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Kilian Isaak Zeugin is a Swiss model, based in Athens, who works around the work, but the real issue is, Would You Hit It?  |
