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Showing posts with label Devin Nunes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Devin Nunes. Show all posts
Sunday, December 12, 2021
Friday, March 20, 2020
I Didn't Say It ... Asshats of the Pandemic
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Devin Nunes, _____lapdog and GOP congressman from California, telling people to stop panicking and go out to dinner:
“There’s a lot of concerns with the economy here because people are scared to go out, but I will just say, one of the things you can do if you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant.”
Yes, by all means congregate in a room filled with strangers. That’s one way not to get sick.
Devin Nunes has got to be of the dumbest Republicans on record, and that’s saying a lot!
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Vanessa Hudgens, actress, singer and asshat, on the coronavirus and people self-isolating:
“Yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t. I’m sorry. But like, it’s a virus. I get it. I respect it. But at the same time, like, even if everybody gets it, like yeah, people are gonna die, which is terrible, but like inevitable?”
You can’t fix stupid and you cannot explain a worldwide pandemic to a moron.
Still, after being dragged by social media, Hudgens offered an apology of sorts, about her comments “being taken out of context.” And then she said she was in her home, under lockdown.
I wonder if it could be permanent?
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Mark Steyn, Fox News substitute host, on the coronavirus being a “gay” thing:
“San Francisco has just ordered everyone to shelter in place, just to say, ‘Stay in your apartment. Don’t leave your apartment unless you need to go out to a grocery store or to a pharmacy or to a doctor’s.’ Why are they doing that? Why is San Francisco the first to do that? Because they’ve got all the gay guys there. It’s a big gay town, San Francisco, and they’re the ones with all the compromised immune systems from all the protease inhibitors and all the other stuff. And they don’t want all the gays dropping dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch. So that’s why they’ve got all that sheltering in place there. And even if it dropped, they all dropped dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch, if there was a big gay apocalypse, you know, the way this thing is going now, it would be _____ who would get blamed for it anyway. He’d be — it would be his homophobia that would have struck down all these people in San Francisco. So that’s why they’ve all been ordered to stay home.”
Steyn also wondered if Elizabeth Warren is a biological woman, and says white supremacists are better than “illegal immigrants” because at least they’re citizens.
Dumb as fuck.
Homophobic as shiz.
Ignorant as hell.
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Evangeline Lilly, actress and clearly a Vanessa Hudgens fan, saying she won’t practice social distance:
“Where we are right now feels a lot too close to Marshall Law [sic] for my comfort already, all in the name of a respiratory flu. It’s unnerving…Let’s be vigilant right now. And kind. Watchful and gracious—keeping a close eye on our leaders, making sure they don’t abuse this moment to steal away more freedoms and grab more power.”
Oh my god, how are these stupid people allowed to exist. No one is forcing you to distance yourself from anyone, you moronic tool, they are simply saying it’s an easy way to protect yourself and others from the virus.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
And PS asshat: it’s Martial law, not Marshall.
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Richard Burr, North Carolina GOP Senator, and Senate Intelligence Committee chair, warning wealthy constituents weeks ago that COVID-19 was comparable to the 1918 flu pandemic, but refusing to say it to anyone else, like his not wealthy constituents, maintaining allegiance to the White House:
“‘There’s one thing that I can tell you about this: It is much more aggressive in its transmission than anything that we have seen in recent history. It is probably more akin to the 1918 pandemic.”
Tell the wealthy, but ignore your less affluent constituents, because it’s all about the coins from the 1%.
Typical GOP pandering fuckmonkey.
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Thursday, January 23, 2020
Bobservations
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We watched the SAG awards last weekend and when Parasite won for Ensemble Cast the man who accepted spoke Korean, but had a translator onstage, Carlos said,
“I’d like to learn another language.” “Try English.”
I’m lucky he has a good sense of humor and loves me.
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California Democratic Congressman Ted Lieu says a lawyer for _____ lapdog and co-conspirator, California Republican Congressman Nunes threatened to sue him if he did not apologize for saying Nunes had conspired with Lev Parnas, an “associate” of Rudy Giuliani.
But then came Parnas on The Rachel Maddow Show saying _____ “knew exactly what was going on” with Ukraine and that he had personally spoken with Devin Nunes.
And that same night, Nunes slithered over to Fox News and admitted that he had talked to Parnas but didn’t recall the name.
He thought it was a different ‘Lev.’ Seriously.
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I guess in Utah they don’t like comedy with their rubbers?
The state’s Republican Governor Gary Herbert blocked the state health department from distributing condoms with suggestive packaging slogans that were part of a new HIV prevention campaign. The wrappers have labels like … Greatest Sex on Earth … SL, UT [Salt Lake, Utah] … and This is the Place over a drawing of a bed, among others.
Erin Fratto, of the Utah Department of Health’s Prevention Treatment and Care Program, says the new condoms are a way to destigmatize HIV in Utah, and get everybody talking about sexual health.
About 100,000 condoms were to be distributed as part of a federally funded campaign called “The H is for Human” but in Utah the H is clearly for Humorless.
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U.S. Attorney General, and _____’s personal bitch, Billy Barr says the FBI would have to meet more rigorous standards before opening any future counterintelligence investigations into presidential campaigns.
Yup. He’s making it harder for the US intelligence community to investigate election interference, rigging, and cheating.
Deplorable.
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We have an opioid crisis in this country, or so says _____, but then why is he diverting $3.5 billion from counterdrug programs? And if he wants the strongest military in the world, why is he taking $3.7 billion from military construction?
The wall. That’s all. He’s diverting money from other programs to build his Racist Wall when most of us would rather see him behind that kind of wall.
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A year ago, Disney bought 21st Century Fox closed, and now they are making some changes.
They’re dropping the ‘Fox’. Yup, the Fox moniker has been dropped from the studio’s 20th Century and Searchlight labels, which will now be branded as, simply, Searchlight Pictures and 20th Century Studios.
Now if we could just drop the rightwingnut racist news channel.
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Not surprised at all to learn that GOP Senator Susan Collins has surpassed Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch McConnell as the most unpopular U.S. Senator.
Collins’ net approval rating has dropped 10 points since the end of September, leaving her with a 52% disapproval rating.
Worse than Mitch? Wow, Susan, you must be so proud.
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Mena Massoud was born in Cairo, but raised in Markham, Ontario, Canada. The 28-year-old … 28? … god I’m old … actor is best known for the role of Aladdin in the Disney live-action remake of "Aladdin," directed by Guy Ritchie.
In my house he’s best known for that smile and the fact that he can change a tire and look hot doing it.
Just sayin’.
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