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Ain't That America XXXIX

Another week and the four week war is in its eighth week … the president and his Cabinet cannot do basic math … there was another ALLEGED attempt on his life ... Miss Lindsey is crying in her vodka … And a bit of good news too …

A man was shot at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night while a Secret Service agent took the bullet in his vest but survived. Cankles was rushed off stage but within an hour he was saying that the shooting proves the need for the ballroom and justifies his war.

The man who survived an ALLEGED actual attempt on his life before, who said political violence was "destroying America" after Charlie Kirk was shot, whose Justice Department charged the Southern Poverty Law Center with fraud last week, who has been escalating his rhetoric against journalists and Democrats and judges every single day for months, used a shooting at a press dinner as a marketing pitch for his ballroom and his war.

That sounds about Cankles and all of that makes the entire thing seem suspect; again.

 

Throughout US during Cankles Con Artist Regime stock traders have been betting millions of dollars just before he makes major announcements.

Insider trading and the GOP-led Congress does nothing. They are just as complicit and need to be removed.

Acting Attorney ​General Todd Blanche  says the US government should add firing squads, electrocution and gas asphyxiation as methods of ​executing people convicted of the gravest federal crimes.

Careful what you wish for Todd, because soon enough many in the regime might be facing those very same methods.

That is a photo of Cankles with members of the University of Georgia’s championship-winning women’s tennis team.

Just so you know, those are all men in the front row and this picture proves how the regime feels about women.

Newly seated GOP Rep. Clay Fuller:

“So I had to stay in a hotel in Maryland for work and I wake up and it is blazing hot in my room. So the AC’s out. So I go to the front desk and I was like, ‘Hey, sir, the AC’s out. Can you send anybody down to my room to help fix it?’ He said, ‘Well, it’s not that it’s broken. You have to understand that there’s an AOC, Green New Deal thing, where if you’re not moving in your room, the AC just basically shuts off on its own.’ And I said, ‘Well, I’m asleep, I’m obviously not moving.’ And he said, ‘Don’t worry, there this VIP setting and we can override and the AC will stay on.’  And I said, ‘I don’t understand, it should already be in VIP mode because I’m from Georgia.’ And he said, ‘I don’t understand.’ I said, ‘Well, Georgia is named after George Washington,’ who quite literally invented freedom. It’s the birthplace of Ronald Acuna Jr.  … And he said, ‘Well, I’m immediately switching it to VIP mode.'”

Fuller’s stupidity was instantly fact-checked to prove that Georgia was not named for George Washington and that Atlanta Braves star Ronald Acuna was born in Venezuela.  

Health Secretary, Racoon Dick Saver and Heroin Addict  Robert F. Kennedy Jr. defended Cankles frequent incorrect calculations of percentages when talking about discounts on prescription drug prices, arguing that the president “has a different way of calculating” saying:

“If you have a $600 drug, and you reduce it to $10, that’s a 600% reduction.”

Seriously, math is hard if not downright impossible for the regime. A price discount cannot be more than 100% because that would lower the price to zero—or suggest that the company was giving you money for buying the product.

Cankles says that he would have led the US to victory in the Vietnam War within weeks.

Funny, though, that a five-time draft dodger who begged his daddy to have a doctor declare that his bone spurs made it impossible for him to go to Vietnam thinks he could have stopped the war.

He can’t even end the war in Iran quickly though he claims every week that the war is over until he relaizes it’s not.

Energy Secretary Chris Wright floundered this week when cornered on his shifting claims about rising gas prices amid the war with Iran. Wright was reminded by CNN host Jake Tapper that just six weeks ago he had predicted prices would drop below $3 a gallon within weeks—not months and now, when asked again when Americans could realistically expect those lower prices prices Wright said:

“Uh, I don‘t know.”

Perfect man for the job. Eh?

Miss Lindsey took to the airwaves this week begging for money because the Democrats are outspending him:

“We’re in a fight for the heart and soul of this country. I’m in a fight. I need your help. I hate to say this, but I’ve been outraised twice by Democrats … The Democrats have money. I don’t know where they’re getting all this money, but I need your help … Please help me if you can.”

Um, ma’am? The Democrats have money because right now a slim majority of South Carolinians want your ass out of Congress. M’kay? Better?

The Cankles regime rolled out the welcome mat for the upcoming visit of King Charles III . Sadly, though, they displayed the flags of Australia instead of the Union Jack though to be fair Charles is also Australia’s head of state.

Fair, but not diplomatically ideal.

A federal appeals court ruled that Cankles’ declaration of an “invasion” at the US-Mexico border was illegal, effectively clearing the way to reopen the United States to migrants seeking asylum. It was not clear when asylum processing would resume, and the regime is likely to appeal the decision but it’s a step and smack in the face for Cankles.

Cankles approval rating has sunk to a new low as Americans express growing concerns about rising costs and the war with Iran.

Just 37% of adults approve of Cankles’ performance as president, while 63% disapprove—including 50% who disapprove strongly—putting his job rating at the lowest point of his second term.

Seriously.

Speculation ramped up this week over which ranking administration official would go next and the money is one DUI hire Kash Patel.

Sorry not sorry.

At the start of the 2026 election cycle, the Senate looked far out of reach for the Democrats though the House always seemed competitive; retaking the Senate would require flipping at least four Republican-held seats—including at least two seats in states Cankles won by double digits in 2024.

In today’s polarized era, Democrats would need everything to break their way and so far everything is breaking the Democrats’ way.

All the more reason to vote; we can stop all this bull shit with Democrats in charge of the Senate and the House.

Get out there and:

Once More: This Ain't America!

It’s been a little more than a week since the ICEstapo, terrorizing the citizens of Minneapolis, murdered Renee Nicole Good, and then lied about it.

Border Barbie, Kristi Noem, claimed the ICEstapo officer, Jonathan Ross, felt his life was in danger because she was coming at him with her car and yet the shots that wounded Good—yes, she was still alive after the shooting but died before medical attention could be given to her—all came from the driver’s side window meaning Ross was next to the car and not in front of it.

Simply put, Renee Nicole Good was shot by ICEstapo agent Jonathan Ross and then left to die on the street; she was murdered.

And, of course, then came Liam Ramos, a 5-year-old preschooler, who was taken out of his father’s car upon arriving home from school and then told by the ICEstapo to knock on the door of his home asking to be let in, “in order to see if anyone else was home; the ICEstapo used an innocent child as bait.

Marc Prokosch, an attorney representing the family, said the family had an active asylum case and shared paperwork showing the father and son had arrived in the US at a port of entry, meaning an official crossing point. They did everything right … except for the color of their skin and the language they speak.

Liam and his father are now be held in a concentration camp in Texas.

And now here we are again, another citizen in Minneapolis has been murdered by the ICEstapo, shot between five and ten times, after a scuffle.

The Cankles Regime, with Fascist Kristi Noem painting  Alex Pretti as a dangerous man hellbent on violence. Sure, Alex was a gun-owning outdoorsman, but he had a right to carry a weapon; he was also a hiker, scientist, and a Veteran’s Affairs ICU nurse who helped critically ill military patients.

Noem claims Alex Pretti —according to an official DHS statement lie—approached  fully armed ICEstapo murderers with a  9mm semi- automatic weapon when actually, all he had in his hands was a camera And he was trying to help a woman that the ICEstapo had shoved to the ground. The murderers then took on Pretti, trying to force him to the ground; onlookers say Pretti told the ICEstapo he had a gun, and a permit to carry.

As many as eight agents were attempting to detain Alex Pretti, and one is seen on video emerging from the scuffle holding Pretti’s gun. That agent had bent down, reached toward Alex Pretti and lifted a gun from his back near his waistband; the agent turns and begins to walk away while holding the weapon, pointing it toward the ground.

Another agent, standing beside the agent who had Pretti’s gun, unholsters his gun at virtually the same moment and points it at Pretti’s back at close range. At least two agents are attempting to hold him down. A split second later comes the crack of the first gunshot, though the videos do not show which agent fired. Pretti gets up on one knee and falls over as the agent who had unholstered his weapon fires in rapid succession while other agents back up and also discharge their weapons.

It appears that 10 shots were fired at Alex Pretti while he was unarmed, already shot once, and laying on the ground and while a woman is heard screaming:

“What did you just do?”

According to court filings, a witness, whose name was redacted, is a physician who lives near where the shooting occurred. The witness went to treat Pretti’s wounds and said ICEstapo agents were not administering first aid:

“I was confused as to why the victim was on his side because that is not standard practice. Checking for a pulse and administering CPR is standard practice. Instead of doing either of those things, the ICE agents appeared to be counting his bullet wounds.”

Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Leavitt, Cankles and Tiny Man Greg Bovino, playing dress up as a Nazi all say that that Pretti was the aggressor; he was “threatening” the ICEstapo; they say he came at them with a gun and they were just defending themselves; he’s a Leftist extremist; and he got what he deserved when he attacked these so-called officers.

Last week the House, with the help of these Democrats—Representatives Henry Cuellar and Vicente Gonzalez of Texas, Tom Suozzi and Laura Gillen of New York, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of Washington, Jared Golden of Maine, and Don Davis of North Carolina—voted to increase ICEstapo funding by billions of dollars. This week the Senate is expected to vote.

In the names of Renee and Alex, call your Senators, write your Senators, Tweet at them, scream at them over social media. Demand action before other citizens are murdered in the streets.

Oh, and if you want proof that this regime doesn’t give a fuck about murdered Americans but instead blames the dead for what happened, take note that Fascist Attorney General—and just about the most hate-filled vile human alive—Pam Bondi, mere hours after the ICEstapo murdered Alex Pretti in the street, demanded access to Minnesota’s voter rolls, directly tying the Regime’s quest for voters’ unredacted personal data to its aggressive immigration raids across the state.

They’re killing Americans in the hopes of rigging elections.

Ain't That America XXV

Another week, or two, has come and gone and we are still mired in lies, drunks, racists and fascist and felchers … ain’t that America …

Let’s go …

The Department of Health and Human Services, under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the heroin addict, anti-vaxxing, adulterous, felcher—has removed the legal name “Rachel” from Adm. Rachel Levine’s official portrait and replaced it with her deadname, and doing so beneath the mounted glass typically used for permanent institutional displays. Levine was the first transgender person confirmed by the U.S. Senate, something that took place under President Joe Biden.

I cannot wait until we remove the name Robert F. Kennedy Jr. from any and all government buildings, offices, programs, memos, bathroom stall scribbles, etc.

This week KKKarolying Leavitt said:

“Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at zero, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa.”

The White Supremacy party at work.

The Department of Justice has instructed inspectors to stop evaluating prisons and jails using standards designed to protect transgender, intersex and gender-nonconforming people from sexual violence.

The regime wants anyone who isn’t straight to be attacked and murdered in prison.

Juan Orlando Hernández said he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses” and also accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras.

At his trial in New York, it was shown how Hernández maintained Honduras as a bastion of the global drug trade and raked in millions for cartels while keeping Honduras one of poorest, most violent and most corrupt countries. He was convicted on drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison until Cankles pardoned him.

Cankles is shooting boats and murdering people in the Caribbean because he “thinks” they’re running drugs but a known drug dealer he let’s out of jail.

Sounds like Cankles wants in on the drug money.

Cankles also set David Gentile, a private equity executive found guilty forr his role in a $1.6 billion scheme to defraud thousands of victims, free after 14 days served of a seven year sentence.

Once again, the rich get aided and abetted by this Fascist Regime.

Cankles job approval rating has fallen another five percentage points to 36%, the lowest of his second term, while disapproval has risen to 60%. His prior second-term low point in approval was a statistically similar 37% in July, and his all-time low was 34% in 2021, at the end of his first term when he sent his cult to attack the Capitol on January 6.

Both Republicans’ and independents’ ratings of Cankles have worsened significantly since last month. Republicans’ approval has fallen seven points to 84%, while independents’ has slipped eight points to 25%.

Meanwhile he naps.

For weeks, a rumor has been circulating that Border Barbie, Dog Killer Kristi Noem may soon be on the outs. Apparently Cankles is still fond of her but top White House officials have grown frustrated with her tenure especially after she hired the man with whom she has been having a years’ long adulterous affair.

This can be both Good News and Bad, depending on when and if she goes and the new person who gets her job.

In the wake of a series of photos showing Cankles, AKA The Nodfather, AKA Don Snoreleone, AKA Dozing Donny, Dozy Don, The Commander in Sleep and The Big Napper, House  Speaker Mike “Little” Johnson has taken sycophancy to new heights with an unbelievable claim that Cankles works 21 hours a day.

Sources close to The Big Napper say he is “sensitive to being compared to Sleepy Joe” especially after last week’s Cabinet Meeting Nap.

Stocks and cryptocurrencies linked to Cankles are in a deep slump, leaving some of the president’s biggest fans with steep losses. In fact shares of Cankles Media & Technology Group DJT, which operates his Truth Social platform, have tumbled 75% since his inauguration.

Even better, the Slovenian Hooker’s grift is down about 99%.

Cankles said he will release the results of his MRI test that he received in October.

Remember when he said he would release his tax returns and didn’t? Or when he said he’s release his college transcripts and didn’t? Every time he’s said he would release the results of his physical exams and didn’t?

The only thing he releases, other than gas, are lies.

The Department of Education is begging hundreds of workers it fired earlier this year to return to work to catch up on a backlog of complaints.

You cannot make this shiz up.

FBI Director Kash Patel has—on more than one occasion—ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend to escort her inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville.

Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, asked FBI agents on her security team at least two times, including once this spring, to drive her friend home, and agents objected to diverting from their assignment. But Patel insisted they do as Wilkins requested and in one case called the leader of Wilkins’ security detail and yelled at him to do so.

Your tax dollars at work.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has posted a twisted parody that turns a character loved by children for decades into an armed killer.

DUI Hegseth used his social media account to share a child-unsafe version of the Franklin the Turtle children’s book franchise he calls ‘Franklin Targets Narco Terrorists’ and shows the usually gentle turtle standing on the edge of a helicopter, firing a missile at a boat, seemingly carrying drugs, in the throes of exploding.

Hegseth’s caption on the Sunday post reads, “For your Christmas wish list…”

There’s no way around it, we have yet another story of the Crazy known as RFK Jr.

In the latest, grossest plot twist in the ongoing saga of RFK’s affair with the political journalist Olivia Nuzzi, we have a poem that RFK appears to have written to his lover about his own ejaculation, which he calls “my harvest.”

Parts of the poem—which I will neither looks for nor share—were published on the Substack of Nuzzi’s ex Ryan Lizza, who is also a political journalist and who was engaged to Nuzzi at the time of the alleged affair.

Oy vey, the CouchFucker has gone meshuga. The invitation for a Hanukkah celebration at the vice president’s residence included glaring errors referencing the wrong holiday.

The green-and-gold invite for the December 15th festivities said it was an invitation from “The Vice President and The Second Lady” for a “Hanukkah Reception at the Vice President’s Residence,” but the top of the invite read:

“The Golden Noel: CELEBRATING 50 YEARS OF CHRISTMAS AT THE VICE PRESIDENT’S RESIDENCE.”

When you wonder exactly how stupid JD is, here’s just one example.

The Cankles Regime has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks and has removed both Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth.

But, why he slams a Civil Rights icon, and smacks the faces of every Black American he wants you to know that you can get in free on his birthday.

I think that day is called Gelatinous Racist Day.

But we have a better day in store … Election Day 2026 …

Ain't That America XVIII

Oh yes, another week of fascism and racism and criminal activity, but with bright spots of judges stepping up and FBI employees standing down, with a little rant from The Dumb One, Eric … Let’s dish …

That’s Lindsey Halligan, Cankles’ handpicked attorney, whom he met on a golf course, going after James Comey.

Her resume is unique … she’s a beauty contest winner and an insurance attorney who has never prosecuted a single case.

No skills, other than the ability to kiss orange ass.

Koncentration Kamp Kristi DogKilling Cosplaying Noem has said the ICEstapo will be “all over that place. We are going to enforce the law. You shouldn’t be coming to the Super Bowl unless you are a law-abiding American citizen.”

That means Cankles cannot attend.

In 2019 Cankles pledged to boost HIV spending, with the goal of ending the epidemic before 2030, and last year this federal initiative, Ending the HIV Epidemic, demonstrated progress.

Now the GOP wants deep cuts to HIV prevention and treatment funding, with Cankles’ proposed 2026 budget eliminating the CDC’s HIV-prevention division and seeking nearly $2 billion in HIV-related cuts in their federal health spending bill that would increase the total number of new HIV cases by more than 213,300 and the number of HIV-related deaths by over 10,600.

As they said back in the 80s, at least it’s killing all the right people.

KaroLying Leavitt trying to spin the Mormon shooter as a faith hating liberal, and making no mention that the shooter once wore a “Make Liberals Cry Again” Trump 2020 campaign shirt, that he had a Trump/Pence campaign sign on his fence, or that he and his family attended pro-Trump and QAnon/anti-vax demonstrations.

When her lips are moving, she’s either on her needs as Cankles’ Beck-and-Call-Girl or she’s lying.

Speaker Little Mike Johnson is not inclined to bring the House back into session until the Senate passes the House’s continuing resolution and so he has canceled the House session for next week:

“The House will come back into session and do its work as soon as Chuck Schumer allows us to reopen the government.”

Congress is in the hands of the GOP; the Senate is in the hands of the GOP; the White House is in the hands of the GOP; SCOTUS is in the hands of the GOP. And Little Mike Johnson wants you to believe the shutdown is the Democrats fault.

White House Press Secretary KaroLying Leavitt said Cankles is exploring plans to cut federal funding to “war torn” Portland due to what she said was a rise in “Antifa” related incidents. KaroLying is so stupid she doesn’t realize Antifa is not a group, but rather a political philosophy or movement; an anti-fascist movement.

Also she seems unaware that Portland is also home to a great many Republican voters who wonder why they’re being attacked by a bloated gasbag.

The Cankles Regime is preparing a plan that will make it harder for older Americans to qualify for Social Security disability payments, part of an overhaul of the federal safety net for poor, older and disabled people that could result in hundreds of thousands of people losing benefits.

But hey, as long as the rich get richer and we win the wars in Portland and Chicago; priorities.

On Saturday Judge Karin Immergut of the U.S. District Court in Oregon blocked Cankles from using Oregon National Guard soldiers in response to nightly protests at an Immigration and Customs Enforcement building in Portland and issued a temporary restraining order blocking the mobilization.

Immergut wrote that she expected a trial court to agree with the state’s contention that the president exceeded his constitutional authority in mobilizing federal troops for local work and likely violated the 10th Amendment.

Cankles restored $187 million of law enforcement funding to New York state last week, reversing a massive cut to the state’s historical budget levels. The cuts eliminated a staggering 86% of New York’s homeland security funding and were opposed by both Republican lawmakers and the state’s Democratic Governor Kathy Hochul who claimed they were “politically-motivated.”

It’s almost as if he doesn’t know what he’s doing; make the cuts, end the cuts.

This week Koncentration Kamp Kristi Noem was not allowed inside the Village of Broadview Municipal Building in Illinois to use the bathroom. And she whined:

“This is a public building. The Village of Broadview receives at least $1 million in federal funding every year. This is how JB Pritzker and his cronies treat our law enforcement. Absolutely shameful. This is what we have to put up with every single day. All we’re doing is getting criminals and terrorists and heroin and gang members off the streets to make families safer.”

Like the heroin dealers that were sleeping in their homes the other night when ICEstapo raided and threw mothers and children into the streets?

Fuck off, Fraulein.

Once again Cankles’ effort to curtail birthright citizenship was declared unconstitutional when a three-judge panel of the 1st US Circuit Court of Appeals in Boston upheld an injunction won by Democratic-led states and immigrant rights advocates that stopped Cankles’ executive order from taking effect.

In  July the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco upheld a nationwide injunction blocking Cankles’ order from taking effect on the grounds that it violated the citizenship clause of the Constitution’s 14th Amendment.

Cankles’ now wants the appeal heard by SCOTUS.

An FBI agent was relieved of duty for declining to arrange a “perp walk” of the bureau’s former director, James Comey, in front of news media cameras after Comey was federally charged last month.

Comey was charged on September 25 with making false statements and obstructing a congressional investigation as part of Cankles’ Butt-Hurt Retribution Tour.

This is the Resistance at work; stand your ground.

A Chicago delivery guy has gone viral for yelling “F*ck Trump! I am not a citizen!” at ICE Agents, then narrowly escaping as about a dozen officers gave chase in full tactical gear. The agents are heard yelling, “Get him!” as they start running after the man who escaped on his bicycle.

US District Judge Royce Lamberth has ruled that the U.S. Agency for Global Media [AGM] cannot implement a reduction in force eliminating 532 jobs for full-time government employees.

Kari “Loser” Lake, the agency’s acting CEO, announced in late August that the job cuts would take effect Tuesday but the judge’s ruling preserves the status quo at the agency until he rules on a plaintiffs’ underlying motion to block the reduction in force.

Judge David Campbell of the Federal District Court in Arizona, who was temporarily assigned to handle the case in Nevada, has disqualified Sigal Chattah, that state’s top federal prosecutor from handling cases, a rebuke to Cankles’ attempts to circumvent federal appointment procedures put in place by Congress.

Campbell said that Chattah was “not validly serving as acting U.S. attorney” and that her involvement in cases “would be unlawful.”

Chattah is a Republican activist and a Cankles supporter who was previously a lawyer for the state Republican Party. She was also the party’s unsuccessful candidate for attorney general in 2022.

The Supreme Court has ruled that Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook can remain in her post pending oral arguments in January on whether Cankles has legal cause to fire her.

The court’s move is a blow to Cankles, who has repeatedly and unsuccessfully asked federal courts to allow him to terminate Cook from the Fed’s Board of Governors without delay.

Cankles has cited claims that Cook committed mortgage fraud—the same mortgage fraud committed by three members of his Junk Drawer who are still employed—as his reason for firing her.m

A pornographic blog linked to Virginia Lieutenant Governor candidate John Reid shared content from accounts that fetishized Nazism and sexual violence. Reid has denied ownership of the blog even though it was hosted on Tumblr under the name JRDeux, the same handle he uses on Instagram and TikTok.

Oh, and JRDeux deleted his blog right after the report came out.

Huh.

Vice President JD CouchF*cker Vance dismissed criticism of AI-generated videos that Cankles posted to social media of Representative Hakeem Jeffries in a mustache and sombrero that have characterized as racist.

Vance said Cankles was “joking” and “having a good time” because racism is fun.

Cankles is once again saying the Associated Press lost the case on the renaming of The Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America—it’s the Gulf of Mexico, by the way, and has been for almost 500 years.

Fact: No judge in the ongoing lawsuit said what Cankles claimed they did. First, a Cankles-appointed district court judge sided with the AP and issued a preliminary injunction against Cankles’ restrictions, calling them a violation of the First Amendment. Then, on appeal, two judges on a three-judge panel of the District of Columbia Circuit Court sided with Cankles and ended most of the injunction but these two judges, both Cankles-appointed conservatives, never declared that “the name is Gulf of America” nor that the AP’s decision to use “Gulf of Mexico” was “not appropriate.”

The full DC Circuit court subsequently declined to overrule the panel but also did not make any statements about the AP’s language decisions. And the lawsuit is not over; the appeals court has not yet heard oral arguments on the merits of the case.

PS It’s The Gulf of Mexico.

There’s a reason they call Eric ‘The Dumb One’ and here’s why:

“They came after me like I was a dog. They tried to impeach my father two times. You know, they went after him for a Russia hoax that did not exist, that was paid for by Hillary Clinton. The FBI and the DOJ spied on my father’s campaign. They de-platformed him. They weaponized every attorney general and every district attorney around the country. They indicted him 91 times, 34 times in a bogus trial in New York City. They posted his mugshot. He’s the most recognizable person in the world. They posted his mugshot even though they didn’t need to. It totally backfired on him. They gagged him over and over and over! They raided his home! They raided Mar-a-Lago! They tried to get him divorced! They tried to separate our family! They tried to go after our employees! They attacked us. They tried to bankrupt our company. They de-platformed us! They stripped every bank account away from me and the [Cankles] Organization that you can imagine.”

Someone is desperately trying to stay in the will.

Two insiders in the Department of Defense, one who works directly with Pete ‘DUI Hire’ Hegseth’s  office and the other indirectly, say that in the last few weeks Pull-Up Pete has been erupting in tirades, raging at staffers and obsessing about matters related to his security:

“There’s a manic quality about him. Or let me rephrase, an even more manic quality, which is really saying something.”

Hegseth insisted on pushing through the name change to the Department of War months earlier than his staff was ready, berating those who tried to delay the announcement. They also say he has had tirades in response to legal advisors’ and congressional members’ suggestions that the military’s recent killings of alleged Venezuelan narcotraffickers on boats in the Caribbean broke international law.

He’s just the guy you want overseeing the nation’s nuclear arsenal, right?

DOGE poster boy Edward “Big Balls” Coristine shared details of the carjacking that made headlines but one key detail differs from police reports. Coristine recalled being attacked at around 3AM:

“I was walking one of my friends back to her car and as we were walking to the car, there’s a group of 10 guys right across the street. And as we get to the car and she begins to fumble for the keys, they start shouting at us and really quickly I knew something was really off about the situation.”

And yet in a statement released on two days after the incident, authorities announced the arrests of two 15-year-olds, one male and one female, both from Hyattsville, Maryland who were charged with carjacking. Big Balls is more like No Balls.

But we have balls and we have voices and votes and the ability to use them …