Chelsea Handler, on JD Vance’s lunacy:
"As you may have heard, [The Felon]'s running mate and
future star of his own Dateline episode, J.D. Vance, is ruffling quite a few
feathers this week. Listen up, you wingnut elegy. This country is still
controlled by men in systems that were set up by men that are carefully crafted
to continue to benefit men. So, to put it in women-hating terms you’ll
understand, you’re being hysterical. But let's be clear: There's no correlation
between childless people and the presidency. For example, our very first United
States president, Mr. George Washington, didn't have children. In fact, he had
two stepchildren. And to your point about Kamala not being fit because she's
not a ‘mother,’ I'd like to remind you that no president in the history of the
United States has ever been a mother. But maybe if she had five kids with three
different men, and a scandalous affair with a porn star, and was convicted
felon, that would be more palatable to Republican men. My God, are we tired.
You sad, diet, Mountain-Dew-drinking, couch-humping, dolphin-porn aficionado,
all of us childless cat and dog ladies are gonna go from childless and crushing
it to childless and crushing you in November. And before you tell me he didn’t
really f**k a couch, spare me. I grew up in New Jersey in the 80s where
everyone had a couch in their basement, and I know a couch f**ker when I see
one.”
And the rest of us are seeing it, too!
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