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Carlos came to me this week and said he needed a picture as
part of his work profile for a new translation group he’s joined. I told him to
put on a nice shirt and I’d take a picture and help him upload it but he said:
And I opened a file on the computer. “Here you are in a straw hat slurping a margarita on the beach. That’s a good one. Oh, here’s one of you kissing Ozzo. You wanna post that one? No!!! Wait!!! This is the best one … you on the balcony of a hotel we stayed in during a trip to Key West and you’re buck naked.” I told him there were no work appropriate photos of him
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This Tales of Tuxedo is from October 2010 and includes an appearance from the late, great MaxGoldberg, who was Tuxedo’s bestest friend; it’s entitled Just for Giggles: I saw this:  And then I saw this:  Coinkydink? |
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I don’t know what on Earth
he is looking at when the rear view, er, real view is coming from
inside the house! |
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I never had to learn this lesson, I just think I always knew it, but the lesson is "Don’t act like an ass around Clint Eastwood." Clint’s son, Scott, says his dad humbled Kevin Costner’s “big ego” on the set of “A Perfect World” in 1993 and how his dad remained “very calm” without “raising his voice ever.” Scott Eastwood explained that Costner was “sort of going through maybe … a rise to fame” at the time and “maybe [had] a big ego” and said Kevin wouldn’t come out of his trailer for some reason. And so then Clint
dismissed him from set—despite him being in that day’s scene—and instructed the
crew to “send [Costner] home.” When Clint was reminded that his co-star was “in
the scene,” he repeated his instruction. Scott then said: “I guess they just went to Kevin and said, ‘Hey, you’re going to go home for the day.’ … He said, ‘What do you mean, I’m in the scene?’ [And they said], ‘Well, I guess you’re not anymore.'” The next day, Costner was on set as planned. |
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If you’re more worried about a “socialist” in office than a
pedophile or domestic abuser, I have questions. Most of them are variations of
“what the fuck is wrong with you,” to be fair. |
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Just a heads up for those of you on the boycott … not only is Taylor Farms serving you Diarrhea Salads but they are using forced labor to pick the Poop Greens. See, they pay the Arizona Department of Corrections $4.75 an hour for prison labor of which just $1.50 an hour goes to the workers. Prisons for Profit, Corporate Greed and Explosive Runs. |
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Yesterday, when Abdul El Sayed won the Democratic primary in
Michigan his opponent Haley Stevens called him to concede and congratulate him
on his victory and told others to do the same. Governor Gretchen Whitmer and
Senator Gary Peters then called El Sayed to congratulate him and throw their
support behind him. In addition the entire team that supported Stevens is now
lining up for El Sayed heading into the Midterms. That is the kind of unity we
need; no grudges; no sitting out the election;
just the entire party pulling in the same direction. That’s how you do a Blue Wave. Vote Blue. Cast a Goddamned Vote! |
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Michiel Francis Loonen is both a model and piano composer whose work bridges two worlds of expression. Together, these paths reflect his artistry: a pursuit of beauty, whether in front of the camera or at the keys of a piano so Would You Hit It?  |
