I Didn't Say It

Tim Walz, on The Felon’s grift:

“[He]’s all talk when it comes being tough on China. Some of you heard this. We just found out his [Felon]-branded Bibles, yeah, they’re printed in China. This dude even outsourced God to China. I’m going to try and be generous here. I don’t blame him. He didn’t notice the Made in China sticker because they put it inside the bible, a place he’s never looked.”

Oh snap!!

He outsourced God to China!!!!

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Maria Bartiromo, Fox “News” talking head, losing her shiz on air:

“[Vogue] should be ashamed of themselves that they never put [Melanie] on the cover. That’s my opinion. And the fact is she was a model, OK, and they refused to put [Melanie] on the cover even when she was first lady. And she was all the talk of the town when they got married. Hillary Clinton was at the wedding. Everybody was toasting Donald and [Melanie]; and suddenly he announces he wants to run for president and then they become the pariah and she’s not allowed on any covers. It’s ridiculous.”

She’s crying because Vogue put Kamala Harris on the cover and never put Melanie there. Seriously, this passes as f*cking news??? Even on Fox?

Now, I go low: Maria Bartiromo best be careful lest they put her on the cover of Dogue.

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Mickey Edwards, eight-term GOP Congressman from Oklahoma, saying he’s voting for Kamala Harris:

“After devoting nearly sixty years to the Republican party, holding offices within it and working to advance it, I am going to vote for Harris for president. Every person who truly believe in the principles of the Republican party—and in American Constitutional government—should do the same.”

As I have said before, with every Republican who comes out and says they’re voting for Harris, there are more and more in the closet who will vote for her but are afraid to come out and admit for fear of retribution from Demented DonOLD and his MAGAt cult.

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Harrison Butker, ball kicker, once again trying to prove he knows what’s best for women:

“But it’s more talking about how beautiful it is for women to maybe just step aside and prioritize their family and spend time with their children and raise their family. And that’s what I was just trying to speak love about.”

Women need to step aside he said; step aside and spend more time with their children and not working. I just love that a guy whose career is built on kicking a ball wants to tell women how they should live their lives.

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Mark Cuban, businessman and television personality, on The Felon:

“I actually started off supporting [him], then I got to know him. He’s unethical. [The Felon] University scam. He told Mike Pence not to certify the election. He called the Georgia Secretary of State and asked for 11.000 non-existent votes. Not to mention that border  crossings were lower under Obama than [The Felon]. Obama took a messed-up economy and improved it, and [The Felon] inherited that. Inflation grew by 25% under [The Felon] over Obama.”

Listen, The Felon calls himself a “businessman” but he bankrupts casinos!! CASINOS!!!

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Mark Walker, Chief US District Judge, Northern District of Florida, temporarily barring the DeSantis administration from coercing television stations that air ads in support of the proposed Amendment 4, which would bar government interference in abortion:

“Whether it’s a woman’s right to choose, or the right to talk about it, Plaintiff’s position is the same—'don’t tread on me.’ Under the facts of this case, the First Amendment prohibits the State of Florida from trampling on Plaintiff’s free speech. To keep it simple for the state of Florida, it’s the First Amendment, stupid.”

Stupid. Spot on assessment of Governor Gogo Boots.

Walker’s ruling stops Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo as the head of the Florida Department of Health from acting against broadcasters and the pro-choice ads they air.

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I Didn't Say It ... The All Asshat Edition

Candace Owens, a conservative wingnut with too much time on her hands and too many microphones in front of her piehole, used former NBA superstar Dwyane Wade used 13-year-old trans daughter as an opportunity to lash out at his parenting:

“His son now says that he is a woman and Dwyane Wade is…’this is who he’s always been.’ No it’s not! You’re not going to tell me that your child is wearing long nine-inch nails and a belly shirt because that’s just how they came out. Did he learn if from Instagram? Did he learn it in school? Did he learn it in a music video? Your child learned this behavior because there was an absence of masculinity in that child’s life and that makes sense for a basketball player.”

I wonder how ignorant Owens ‘children are, or will be, having this hate-filled, transphobic feckless c*nt as a parent.

No child, NO CHILD, will come out as trans because they saw a video on Instagram or because he, or she, heard about it in school. They come out as trans because it is their truth and they are trans.

Just like Candace Owens is a bigoted asshat.

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Ron DeSantis, Florida’s dumb as dirt governor, blasting President Joe Biden for failing to “end COVID,” and taking credit for his state’s “great success”:

“You know, he said he was going to end COVID. He hasn’t done that. We are the first state to start the treatment centers for monoclonal antibodies. We’re having great success with that. That should have been a bigger plan, a bigger part of this whole response throughout the country from the beginning. At the end of the day, he is trying to find a way to distract from the failures of his presidency.”

Great success … coffins are being stacked up in mortuaries because of a backlog in burying the dead.

Yesterday Florida reported 21,765 more COVID-19 cases and 901 deaths. Yes, they’re back to dying by the 1,000s in Florida thanks to Ron DeSantis, who is a lying piece of …

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Kayleigh McEnany, Bullshit Barbie for the last administration, doing what she does best … lying:

“Look, when [Thing #45] was president, you didn’t see crisis after crisis. You just didn’t see it. I shudder to think about what COVID would have been like under Joe Biden. We’ve seen Afghanistan blow up. Crime in the streets. You named it all. What would COVID have been like? Because I was in the White House when it was pretty scary times. We weren’t sure if we’d have enough ventilators. But we were able to produce it with the private sector. I watched [Thing #45] oversee a vaccine in record time, produce four working therapeutics. Do you think Joe Biden could have done any of that? The answer is absolutely not.”

Um, honey, you brainless, illiterate lying tool … under your president we were to drink bleach or take hydroxychloroquine or shine a flashlight up our asses while more than half a million of us died and your boss told us it was no big deal and would end when the weather got warmer.

Take a seat, Karen.

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Maria Bartiromo, taking Thing #45 lapdog Kevin McCarthy to task for not perpetuating the Big Lie:

“I’ve got to tell you there are viewers of this program who have lost faith in the Republican Party leadership, lost faith in Mitch McConnell and in you because we do not know if you have your arms around free and fair elections. How come there’s no discussion about all of the states that are changing their voting laws right now? How come there’s no discussion about the audit going on in Arizona right now? What are you going to do? Can you prove to the American people that you are in control here and able to ensure that we will have free and fair elections in 2022 and 2024?”

Honey, it’s been proven over sixty-some-odd times that the election was free and fair. You need to take a seat.

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Rachel Campos-Duffy, Fox News hack blaming … wait for it … Jill Biden for the Afghanistan crisis:

“When you look at what’s hurting America, when you look at this lack of leadership, and you wonder who are the people responsible for putting someone this incompetent and frankly this, you know, mentally frail in this position? And yes, of course, the media and many people are saying Susan Rice and Obama and maybe Valerie Jarrett. I’m sorry, as a political spouse, I can’t help but look at Jill Biden. No one knew better his state of mind than Dr. Jill Biden. And if you ask me, the most patriotic thing Jill Biden could have done was tell her husband. To love her husband and not let him run in this mental state that he’s in. I think she failed the country as well.”

Campos–Duffy is married to Sean Duffy, a former Thing #45 lapdog, and a former reality show star so I think her thoughts on any wife of a politician is skewed and screwed.

Also, how pathetic to continue this 'Joe has dementia filth'. Where did this bitch get her medical degree and when did she ever examine Biden?

Lying feckless …

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Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee GQP asshat, spewing lunacy because …well, it’s what she does:

“When you talk about country music, and I know the left is all out now and trying to change country music and make it woke. When I’m talking to my friends who are musicians, I say, ‘If we have a socialistic government—if we have Marxism—you are going to be the first ones who will be cut off because the state would have to approve your music.’ Taylor Swift came after me in my 2018 campaign. But Taylor Swift would be the first victim of that because when you look at Marxist socialistic societies, they do not allow women to dress or sing or be on stage or to entertain or the type music she would have. They don’t allow protection of private intellectual property rights.”

Seriously. This is what this dim bulb is talking about? And Tennessee can’t do better than this?

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I Didn't Say It

Phil Murphy, New Jersey’s Democratic governor, lashed out at a group of protesters objecting to mandatory vaccinations:

“These folks back there have lost their minds—you’ve lost your minds. You are the ultimate knuckleheads. And because of what you are saying and standing for, people are losing their life. You have to know that. Look in the mirror! Look in the mirror!”

He also called them the “ultimate knuckleheads” which is the polite way of saying they are dumb AF.

Now, listen to this “knucklehead” …

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Ron DeSantis, Flori-Duh governor, having a hissy fit at a press conference because this darn Delta variant is ruining his campaign for president:

“We obviously have some people that are not vaccinated that have been admitted to hospitals. Are you going to sit there, are you going to sit there, and are you going to sit there and criticize, or we going to try to treat and try to help the folks? You know, I’m just sick of the judgment, the judgmental stuff on some of this stuff, nobody’s trying to get ill here, okay? There’s people that were hermits for a year and a half that wore six masks and did that and still contracted it. Let’s not indulge these things that somehow it’s their fault.”

Um, Ron? Asshat? What are you gonna do to help, rather than head out to Utah and Texas and campaign there?

We know that no one is trying to get sick, but you sure aren’t doing anything to help.

The upside? DeathSantis’ poll numbers are falling faster than a lap dancer’s G-string during Fleet Week. 

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Rudy Giuliani, going all Nixon on us, saying he is not a crook:’

“I committed no crime, and if you think I committed a crime, you’re probably really stupid, because you don’t know who I am. Is the guy who put the mafia in jail, terrorists in jail, Ed Koch’s commissioners in jail, and the worst people on Wall Street — I’m not going to file (a form)? I mean, that’s just crazy. I am more than willing to go to jail if they want to put me in jail. And if they do, they’re going to suffer the consequences in heaven. I’m not, I didn’t do anything wrong.”

I’m guessing that while those who think he’s a criminal and a traitor might suffer the consequences in Heaven, Rudy will be sweating black hair dye by the gallons on a much lower floor.

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Maria Bartiromo, Fox Business host, saying the Delta Variant is a Democrat plot to win the mid-terms:

“It’s all quite convenient with a year to go before the midterm elections. It doesn’t appear the Democrats can win on policy so what are we going to do? Have a lockdown in the summer of 2022 so that we ensure mail-in ballots are flowing from empty parking lots and dead people?”

So this dim bulb is predicting a lockdown for next Summer?

Take a seat, Karen; the Democrats are the ones getting vaccinated and wearing masks and taking precautions while you and your ilk, spread anti-vax lies even though you took the vaccine.

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Tom Cotton, Arkansas GQP senator, bashing Fauci and the CDC and saying we need to trust politicians:

“Let me say, nobody elected the CDC. Nobody elected Tony Fauci to make these decisions. Advisers advise, elected officials decide. And the American people elected Joe Biden and the members of Congress and our governors and state legislatures to make these decisions for us. If you just turn these decisions over to a bunch of public health bureaucrats, of course the only thing they’re gonna consider is what they think is in the best interest of public health.”

I wonder if Cotton realizes that he has now admitted that Biden won the election. He was so caught up in saying we need to trust the likes of Tom Cotton over science and scientists, that he put his loafer in his piehole.

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Ben Carson, at CPAC, saying welfare is worse for the Black community than slavery:

“When you look at what the Black community has been through, go all the way back to slavery. It was the family, the strong family units and the faith in God that got people through that, that got people through Jim Crow, through severe segregation, through all the difficulties. But what really had a negative impact was when the government came along said, ‘There, there, you poor little thing, I’m going to take care of all your needs’ and started implementing policies that were destructive to the family formation. Those are the things that have hurt the Black communities the most.”

I’ll remind you again: Carson is a brain surgeon.

And yet he’s brain dead. Slavery was good for families, you know, until the Master sold your mother and your sister, or worse, raped them; or when he murdered your father or sold him off.

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