The Funny Papers

Ed Hall, John Branch, Nick Anderson, Clay Bennett, Bob Englehart, Dave Whamond, Bill Bramhall, Bill Day, Jack Ohman, Mike Luckovich, Tim Campbell, Marc Murphy, Matt Wuerker, Adam Zyglis, 

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The Funny Papers

Marc Murphy, Mike Luckovich, Mike Thompson, Ed Hall, Walt Handelsman, Christopher Weyant, Bill Bramhall, Darrin Bell, Pia Guerra, Monte Wolverton, Nick Anderson, Steve Benson, Rick McKee,  Adam Zyglis, Clay Bennett,

Why Is It ...

… that, out of the blue, for no good reason, I’ll say things like, “Who in the hell in their right mind would buy living room furniture with cup holders in it?” to the person who has living room furniture with cup holders in it?

… that the Barbie movie made more in one day than Ron DeSantis has fundraised in his entire political career?

… that Americans keep reelecting all the old white people to Congress? I mean, god love her, but Dianne Feinstein is no longer able to serve; and then there’s Mitch McConnell’s little freeze this week. Start voting out these in for life politicians and get some new blood into office.

… that people talk about their inner child? I don’t have one; I have an inner old lady that calls everyone a c*nt and wants to be in bed by 8:30.

… MAGAts want to impeach President Biden? Maybe cuz he’s creating jobs, infrastructure, manufacturing, 140 federal judges, and getting inflation down and all they have is fake outrage about laptops, gas stoves, M&Ms, and Barbies.

… that Michael Elizabeth Pence thinks he has a shot at the White House? Democrats hate him. Pro-choice Americans hate him. MAGAts hate him. The only one who appears to like him is Karen Pence and even she’s waffling.

… that the people shooting up Bud Light cans and burning Barbies call everyone else “easily triggered?”

… Rick Scott, Republican, keeps Tweeting that Joe Biden is a criminal when  he’s the one who defrauded millions from Medicare in a healthcare scam? Oh, yeah, GOP.

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