Showing posts with label Just For Giggles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just For Giggles. Show all posts

Friday, May 06, 2022

You Can Only Pick Three ...

I'll go first ... I'll take Dolly because I'd like her to sing Feels Like Home to me. And, of course, I'd have Betty White, because she'd love our animals, and she has the same sense of humor as I do, though perhaps not so profanity-laced. Lastly, Ryan Reynolds cuz I'd like a little dessert.

Now you pick your three and tell me why ....

Saturday, August 03, 2013

Just Giggles

Viktor, over at Maybe It's Just Me... posted this photo on his blog and asked for captions.
This is mine, and I quite like it .....

Friday, May 24, 2013

Just For Giggles: Weiner

So, Anthony Weiner is trying to stage a political comeback after being forced out of office for Tweeting underwear pictures of his, um, wiener.

He recently announced that he was running for mayor of New York City except .... the banner on the Weiner for Mayor website featured the silhouetted skyline of ... wait for it .... Pittsburgh.

Yes, he's running for mayor of one city but uses the skyline of another on his website. The company that created the site has apologized for their "honest mistake" and has updated the site  with pictures of, yes, finally, New York City.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Just For Giggles: The Raise*

The Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
The Boss: Sure, come on in… What can I do for you?
The Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
The Boss: Yes.
The Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.
The Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.
The Employee: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.
The Boss: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?
The Employee: Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir!
The Boss: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?
The Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!


*via Round-The-Way-Gay, Neal

Friday, May 18, 2012

Just For Giggles ...and... Overheard At Work

What's this?
Kristen Stewart and her Stunt Double.
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What's this?
A Cheap Cock Block.
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Overheard At Work
My Boss [putting his arm around my shoulder]: Hey! I've got good news for you!
Me: You're quitting?
My Boss: :::sigh::::

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Just For Giggles: An Outstanding Comment from Designing Wally

So, John Travolta was all over the news this week for his ALLEGED love of groping male masseurs, and, again, ALLEGEDLY, cruise ship passengers.
This caused one of you to ponder:

designing wally said...



John-John is such a mess when it comes to his own sexuality, it was bound to come back and bite him on the ass. Then again, ass biting might turn him on...

Who knows?

Friday, May 11, 2012

Just For Giggles, Just A Thought

Don't laugh, North Carolina, this could be your future......


Rush Limbaugh. I love it when hypocritical, drug-addled, douchebags speak.......


Words to live by........