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Gigi Hadid has bangs, y’all. That’s the headline after Hadid broke up with
Zayn Malik, with whom she shares a daughter, Khai, after Zayn ALLEGEDLY physically
and verbally assaulted Gigi’s mother, Yolanda Hadid, during an argument in
September. But Gigi got bangs! |
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After news broke that Funny Girl would return
to Broadway and that Beanie Feldstein [left]—who played Monica Lewinsky in Impeachment: American
Crime Story—will star as Fanny Brice, one former Glee star, Lea
Michele [right] , was said to be devastated. You see, Ryan Murphy, who produced Glee and, ironically, Impeachment: American Crime Story, wanted to buy the
rights to Funny Girl for Michele, but his deal fell through, and the new
producing team probably heard stories about Michele’s horrible reputation and
went with Feldstein, after which Lea, trying to save her already horrid
reputation, rather than sh*tting in Feldstein’s ‘Monica’ beret—something she wanted
to do to a Glee extra—Michele replied to Beanie’s Instagram post about
her new gig: “Yes! YOU are the greatest star! This is going to be epic!” Actually, my guess is that Lea had someone else type that
while she was screaming and tearing her hair out. Anyway, more time has passed
and Lea wants y’all to know that she is
still super happy about Beanie getting the role; it’s fine, y’all,
really. And we know this because Lea said so in a podcast: “There’s been so much talk about me coming to Broadway—and not coming to Broadway! Listen, I am so unbelievably excited to see Funny Girl on Broadway. I cannot wait. I had drinks with [director] Michael [Mayer] the other day, and I just think that Beanie is an incredible choice for the production, and I think it’s going to be so wonderful. I can’t wait to see Jane [Lynch] in it as well. I think that a lot of people always put me in the lane with Funny Girl because, of course, I love the show and the music. But I did get to do a lot of it on Glee.” Wow, the thirst is real; first she does “drinks” with the
director, and then of course mentions how many people thought she should play
Fanny and how many times she’s sung the role. And then she adds: “There were so many shows and so many roles that I would love to play, and I’m so grateful that Broadway is back now. But for me to come back to Broadway… Maybe I am coming back to Broadway!” If I were Beanie I’d be looking for marbles on the stairs or
baby oil drizzled on the stage because Lea is coming to Broadway … though she’ll
need a ticket. |
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Well well well … 40-year-old Paris Hilton finally
tied a man down. Last week she married 40-year-old Carter Reum during a
three-day-wedding that was filmed for a reality show so that neither Paris nor
Carter had to actually pay for it. And that might be a good thing because now
we know that Carter has a secret nine-year-old daughter that he takes care of
financially, though he’s only seen her once in her life. And Paris hopes to have children with this man? Good luck. Sidenote: he looks like a terrible father in that photo. |
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Sorry not sorry, but as Erika Jayne and soon-to-be
ex-husband Tom Girardi are still fighting the We Stole From Burn Victims and
Orphans to Fund Our Lavish Lifestyle scenario, comes word that their home they
are selling has now been knocked down in price …again. The Pasadena mansion hit the market earlier this year for
$13 million but as no one put an offer on the place, the price was dropped two
months later to $11.5 million, then dropped again to $9.98 million, and has
been dropped again, down 37% to from the original price to just $8 million. And is still sitting empty. Sorry, not sorry. |
