I Didn't Say It

Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Leader, warning that much more than abortion rights are at risk if Hair Furor gets a second term:

“And the extreme MAGA Republicans have set in motion the erosion of reproductive freedom. We’re gonna fight for it with everything that we’ve got at our disposal. [But] if Roe v. Wade can fall, anything can fall. Social Security can fall. Medicare can fall. Voting rights can fall. And God help us all, but democracy itself can fall. If Roe v. Wade can fall, then anything can fall.”

Including marriage equality and LGBTQ+ rights. So, if you don’t care about women, or the elderly, or the ill, or voting, or LGBTQ+ Americans, then vote for the traitor and then just wait until the GOP comes for rights YOU hold dear.

But, if you believe imn freedoms and equality for all, and if you believe the money you’ve paid into Social Security for your whole life sis yours, and if you believe in healthcare and free and fair elections, the CAST A GODDAMNED BLUE VOTE.

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John Pavlovitz, a  former youth pastor and author, known for his social and political writings from a liberal Christian perspective, on the GOP gun hypocrisy:

“I’m glad so many Republicans are outrages by someone shooting a dog. Now, if they only could find the same visceral response to someone shooting school children, mall shoppers, worshippers, parade attendees, and workers.”

It kinda looks like the GOP cares more about dogs than dead children?

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Jesse Watters, Fox News’ Tucker Fucker Carlson 2.0, saying Hair Furor would thrive in prison if Justice Juan Merchan locked him up for contempt:

“[Hair Furor] is going to come out with a prison body. That’s what happens when you go to prison; you work out, that’s all there is to do.”

Except when you’re a lazy gelatinous slob like Hair Furor who uses a golf cart to whisk him twenty yards. It sounds more like Jesse wants to meet Hair Furor in the showers and grab for the soap.

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Paul Ryan, former GOP House Speaker, saying he won’t vote for Hair Furor in November:

“Character is too important for me. [The presidency] is a job that requires the kind of character [Hair Furor] doesn’t have. Democracy is being tested in two very specific ways. One within, with our polarization eating each other alive, [and] the second one is from [the outside], from authoritarian regimes who are basically saying they got the mojo, they can make the decisions faster, they can beat democracy.”

First off, Paul Ryan and character is an oxymoron; he sold his soul to Hair Furor in 2016 gleefully. I will give him props for speaking out, but don’t say character is important when you carried water for a traitorous racist rapist.

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Kristi Noem, on her seemingly endless world tour to make people hate her:

“What most people don’t realize is that in South Dakota they’ve used that story to attack me and my political campaigns for years. I wanted people to know the truth. This dog was vicious, it was dangerous, it was killing livestock for the joy of it and attacking people. I had a choice between keeping my family safe, I had little kids at the time, a very public business of inviting people out to come out and enjoy our hunting lodge and our business and I don’t pass my responsibilities off to anybody else. So that story’s in the book because I want people to know I’m honest and that when I have difficult jobs that I take responsibility of myself.”

Funny, then, that in her book she says she “hated” Cricket because the dog was too hyper and distracting the hunting dogs. Not a world about being aggressive.

The only aggressive rabid bitch in this story is Kristi “DogKiller” Noem.

PS That’s Kristi with her old face and her new one.

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Geoff Duncan, former GOP Lieutenant Governor of Georgia, on his choice for president in November:

“Unlike [Hair Furor], I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November, I am voting for a decent person I disagree with on policy over a criminal defendant without a moral compass.”

One by one many in the GOP are coming out against a traitorous racist rapist con man. I like it.

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I Didn't Say It

Liz Cheney, saying the Justice Department should not avoid prosecuting Thing 45 in relation to the Insurrection he started:

“I think it’s a much graver constitutional threat if a president can engage in these kinds of activities, and the majority of the president’s party looks away; or we as a country decide we’re not actually going to take our constitutional obligations seriously. I think that’s a much, a much more serious threat. I really believe we have to make these decisions, as difficult as it is, apart from politics. We really have to think about these from the perspective of: What does it mean for the country?”

That’s what’s called putting your country over your party, though too many in the GOP thinks it best to hitch their wagons to a racist rapist traitor because they’re scared on him.

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Laura Ingraham, the Eva Braun of Fox News, on the cause of that mass shooting in Illinois:

“Indications are that Robert Crimo was a regular pot user. Now, one look at him and to the untrained eye he looks like a complete psychotic, if you’ve ever seen anyone looking like him. What can regular pot use trigger in young men in particular? Psychosis and other violent personality changes. These are the eyes of some of the mass killers who have reportedly been regular pot users. Look at them. Those in politics and in the media who devote their time and energy to fear mongering on fake issues while covering up the truth about the growing scourge of violent psychosis in our young people, they have to be called out. They have to be defeated.”

I’m not a fan of pot, but from what I understand, it kinda makes you lazy and lethargic and hungry, not a person who has daddy cosign so he can buy a slew of assault weapons and climb onto a rooftop.

Again, Laura Ingraham is a pandering, fearmongering, asshat.

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Fred Upton, Michigan’s GOP Representative, on those cowards who stood with Thing 45:

“What disappoints me the most is that here we are a year and a half later [and] we’re now just getting other Republicans within the former administration to tell what they thought, what they saw happen. Where were they a year and a half ago when then of us voted our conscience and decided to cast the vote that we did? They should have helped us, in my view, back in January when we cast that vote. None of the ten of us regretted our vote that we cast. None of us would have changed our vote that we cast.”

Upton’s “ten of us” refers to the ten GOP House members who voted for Thing 45’s second impeachment. In April, Upton announced that he will not seek reelection.

Why not stay and fight for the GOP, Upton, rather than turn tail and run? Seems the party is made up of all kinds of cowards.

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Tucker Carlson, the Little Prince of TV dinners of Fox News, on the cause of that mass shooting in Illinois:

“So, why didn’t anyone raise an alarm? Well, maybe because he didn’t stand out. Maybe because there are a lot of young men in America who suddenly look and act a lot like this guy. And of course, they’re angry. They know that their lives will not be better than their parents.’ They’ll be worse. That’s all but guaranteed. They know that. They’re not that stupid. And yet the authorities in their lives—mostly women—never stop lecturing them about their so-called privilege. ‘You’re male, you’re privileged!’ “Imagine that. Try to imagine an unhealthier, unhappier life than that. So, a lot of young men in America are going nuts. Are you surprised?”

And that’s another reason we can let women have autonomy over the bodies and their healthcare choices, because they’re raising murderers.

It’s women!!!! It’s women!!!

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Geoff Duncan, Georgia’s Republican Lt. Governor, on getting death threats after speaking out about Thing 45:

“There was an interesting timeline that started to happen, a pattern is a better way to put it. So I would go on TV, I would speak the truth and within minutes [Thing 45] would send a tweet out that would say something derogatory or inflammatory. And within minutes after that, me or my wife would start to get threats which would show up on our phone. I mean bloodcurdling threats from the most awful sounding individuals. And deep meaning, that they know things about you and your family. They intentionally were trying scare us and intimidate us.”

This isn’t a president, or even a human being, it’s a child throwing a tantrum and rallying his little band of red hat wearing traitors and bullies to come after you.

Best way to end them? Never let Thing 45 near public office again.

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Greg Gutfeld, the tiny angry little man on Fox News, on the cause of that mass shooting in Illinois:

“Just look at people shooting for the sake of shooting. It’s always influenced by the previous attack. So if you thought that you could decrease these attacks by 30%, 40%, 50% why wouldn’t you do it? Why wouldn’t you do it? The media could do that. We could just report the facts, be one and done and leave, instead of giving just nonstop coverage. The media, remember, they can decide not to cover something. Hunter’s laptop: they were easy with that. Border chaos: they don’t cover that. The riots after George Floyd, mostly peaceful: they didn’t cover that. Look at the Akron shooting. They said that they covered the 60 shots from the police but not the fact that the guy shot first. So they know how to not cover things. So it’s time that we look at this stuff and decide enough is enough. If we, the press, can decrease these shootings by 30%, why the hell don’t we?”

Maybe you should suggest that to your bosses, Tiny, and take the first step. I mean, if these other quotes are any indication, your own network went on a rampage talking about the story endlessly. Clean your own house, little man, before coming for any others.

Oh, and if Americans stopped watching the liars and racists and loons and angry little men on Fox News, it will stop.

Let’s try that.

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Mitt Romney, GOP Senator from Utah, on Biden and this latest version of America:

“President Joe Biden is a genuinely good man, but he has yet been unable to break through our national malady of denial, deceit, and distrust. A return of [Thing 45] would feed the sickness, probably rendering it incurable. Congress is particularly disappointing: Our elected officials put a finger in the wind more frequently than they show backbone against it. Too often, Washington demonstrates the maxim that for evil to thrive only requires good men to do nothing. I hope for a president who can rise above the din to unite us behind the truth. Several contenders with experience and smarts stand in the wings; we intently watch to see if they also possess the requisite character and ability to bring the nation together in confronting our common reality. While we wait, leadership must come from fathers and mothers, teachers and nurses, priests and rabbis, businessmen and businesswomen, journalists and pundits.”

Nice to see Mitt taking the GOP goose-steppers to task, but howsabout a little more anger and disgust at their pandering? Howsabout campaigning with and for those candidates who will do better for America and leave Thing 45 to wither and die like a piece of rotten fruit in the Florida sun?

I mean, as long as Mitt doesn’t think he should run.

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I Didn't Say It

Ron Johnson, GOP Senator, and loon, from Wisconsin, on a new “cure” for COVID-19:

“Standard gargle, mouthwash, has been proven to kill the coronavirus. If you get it, you may reduce viral replication. Why not try all these things?”

Damn, we could have saved 770,000+ lives if we’d just listened to this  tool and hoarded Listerine.

Seriously, Wisconsin, you want this moron representing you in Congress?

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Geoff Duncan, Georgia’s Republican Lt. Governor, on Thing 45  meddling in the state’s upcoming governor’s race by endorsing David Perdue over current GOP Governor Brian Kemp:

“We don’t need the traveling circus of [Thing 45] to stay here in Georgia. We need him to stay down in Mar-a-Lago, working on his handicap playing golf and let us be conservatives here in Georgia and move forward. It appears early on [Perdue] will try to carry [Thing 45]’s water on the conspiracy stuff, and that seems to be the only tail wind he’s got. It’s unfortunate.”

Both Kemp and Perdue need all the help they can get because Stacey Abrams is running for governor again, and she lost by a razor thin margin to Kemp; and that was before she mobilized thousands of Georgians to vote Thing 45 from office in 2020.

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Dan Crenshaw, GOP Congressperson, on the loud loons within his party:

“There are two types of members of Congress: there is performance artists and there is legislators. Performance artists are the ones who get all of the attention, the ones you think are more conservative because they know how to say slogans real well. They know how to recite the lines that they know our voters want to hear. What you hear so often is not true. It’s not true. We have grifters in our midst. I mean in the conservative movement. Lie after lie after lie because they know something psychologically about the conservative heart. We’re worried about what people are doing to do to us, what people are going to infringe upon us, that’s the nature of conservatism.”

Hey Dan? Do you really wanna stand up to the loons? Call them by their names each and every time they say something stupid. Demand they be held accountable for their lies and their hate speech. Failure to do that means you really don’t have a problem with them and will sit idly by while they take your party down.

And, actually, I’m good with that.

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Joshua Malina, actor, on the fact that cancel culture hasn’t gotten anti-Semite Mel Gibson tossed out of Hollywood—Josh is Jewish and he’s had it with Gibson:

“Gibson is a well-known Jew-hater [anti-Semite is too mild]. His prejudices are well documented. So my question is, what does a guy have to do these days to get put on Hollywood’s no-fly list? I’m a character actor. I tend to take the jobs that come my way. But—and this hurts to write—you couldn’t pay me enough to work with Mel Gibson. Many horrible people produce wonderful art. Put me down as an ardent fan of Roald Dahl, Pablo Picasso, and Edith Wharton; can’t get enough of what they’re selling. But these three had the good taste to die. That makes it a lot easier to enjoy their output. Gibson lives. And Tinseltown need not employ him further. This might feel like a smaller matter if it didn’t come at a moment when members of my tribe feel the walls closing in again. Jews were the victims in more than 50 percent of religious-based hate crimes last year. In recent years, we’ve witnessed the Tree of Life massacre in Pittsburgh, the murder at the Chabad of Poway synagogue in California, Jewish students harassed on college campuses, European anti-Semitism on the rise—these are the headlines that make us feel unsafe. Is this really the time to glorify a man like Mel Gibson?”

While it has been quite a while since Mel’s drunken anti-Semitic and racist tirade, one has to wonder: who is Gibson fucking to stay working in Hollywood? Or what dirt does he have that people will still hire him? I will never get the chance to work with Mel Gibson, and I wouldn’t if it ever happened, but I will add that you cannot pay me enough to watch him in anything, old or new.

Hate is hate and it doesn’t get my coins.

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Michele Bachmann, former GOP representative and presidential candidate, and current batshit crazy loon, saying vaccine mandates go against Biblical teachings that people have a right to work, and therefore are akin to murder:

“When you have government forcing private businesses to fire people because the people aren’t complying with what government says, then you’re denying people the right to earn a living. In the book of Ecclesiastes, it says when you deny someone the right to their living, it’s the same as murder, and so our government is engaging in probably some of the most horrific actions we have ever seen. If you take all the bad actions of government throughout the entire history of the United States and you put them all together, they pale in comparison to what we’re seeing now. This is a very unique time, so people shouldn’t think they’re crazy when they’re looking at current events and wondering what’s going on. This really is the absolute worst times.”

All the bad actions of government throughout the entire history of the United States and you put them all together, they pale in comparison to what we’re seeing now? Yeah, that whole slavery thing was nothing compared to telling people to take a vaccine; rounding up Asian-Americans and throwing them into camps during WWII was nothing; attacking a country based on a lie was just another day in America, but by God, do not tell us to get a shot.

But allowing unvaxxed people into the workplace where they can spread a deadly virus is God’s will?

Take a seat, Michele, er, Karen, your special brand of crazy, and your loose relationship with God, are not needed.

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Dolly Parton, on being a boss:

“I’m a good boss, I think. I try to rule with love and compassion. But also, there’s a fine line that says, ‘She’s not a pushover.’ I’m a fair and honest person. I like to be as friendly as I can and love the people that work with me and I like to have them love me. [But] some people I have to kick their ass up one side and down the other because some people will just not listen. And then you do have your creative vampires. You do have your energy vampires and you’ve got some people that just going to eat you up alive.”

Quite simply., if you work for Dolly, thank your lucky stars and don’t fuck it up, cuz she might be as sweet as molasses, but she’ll come for you if need be.

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Brianna Keilar, on that Christmas tree fire at Fox News HQ:

“The Christmas tree fire at Fox was a serious incident. Obviously, it’s incredibly scary to feel your workplace is under attack. Unless your workplace is the Capitol. Then, according to Fox hosts, it’s not such a big deal.”

Damn, girl! Nailed it.

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