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Mike Lindell, on hiring Alan Dershowitz to sue the FBI for seizing his phone:

“What can we do with the seizure of my phone and this FBI corruption? We are suing—you’re hearing it here first, everybody—we’re suing the United States government and the FBI. My First, Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights were broken. We’re not going to put up with this. We’re not going to be the Gestapo like in Nazi Germany. Take a phone away of a private citizen, their company phone! And their hearing aids, everything else. Everything I had was in that phone. All these businesses. MyPillow, MyStore, FrankSpeech, passwords to be able to do money wires that I can’t do right now. Those aren’t in any cloud!”

Well then, Mike, it appears you are about the dumbest human on the plant which may be why, with all the lawsuits you’ve filed since November 2020, that you haven’t won one.

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Kari Lake, the GQP candidate for Arizona governor, calling MAGAts the equivalent of Jesus:

“You can call us whatever you want, Joe. You can call us extremists. You can call us domestic terrorists. You know who else was called a lot of names, his whole life? Jesus. He never stopped. They called him names right up until his death. So why should we care what Joe Biden thinks of us?”

Kari, you dimwit, what he should have called you is a pandering lying QAnon-marching fascist loon, cuz that’s what'cha'are, Blanch, that’s what'cha’are.

If Jesus exists, he’s rolling his eyes at you because you are the last kind of person with whom he would align himself.

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Don Bolduc, the GOP Senate nominee in New Hampshire, flip-flopping on the Big lie as soon as he won his primary because, well, pandering:

“I’ve done a lot of research on [the Big Lie], and I’ve spent the past couple weeks talking to Granite Staters all over the state from every party, and I have come to the conclusion—and I want to be definitive on this—the election was not stolen.”

He used the Big Lie to win a primary, and then when he realized it may not help him in November he suddenly realized that he’d been thinking about changing his stance for over a year.

Hypocrite.

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Herschel Walker, on … um, er … oh, who the hell knows what he’s talking about anymore:

“Well, you know, you’ve gotta pay tribute to the 9/11 victims, you know? But also, you saw America come together. You saw America come together because this country was, you know, it was on a war with a country that didn’t believe in us. And right now we have leaders in Washington like Joe Biden doing venomous speeches that doesn’t believe in American people. He’s trying to separate us. I’m running against Senator Warnock who’s another one that says white people gotta apologize for whiteness. America gotta apologize for it whiteness. You’re trying to separate people because you’re looking for a vote. That’s why I’ve been encouraging people, getting out and campaigning, letting people know that we’re not racist bad people, that right now, we’ve got to come together. In the bible it says a house divided cannot stand. And that seems to be what Raphael Warnock and Joe Biden want to do is separate the people.”

Man his thought process is like a Rorschach test. I can’t … it doesn’t … please, Georgia, don’t allow this to be your Senator.

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Dave Rubin, American conservative political commentator  and homosexual, perpetuating that rightwingnut lie about indoctrinating children:

“How can we put a stop to this kind of insanity? Should the parental rights in education bill in Florida be adopted into other states or is that still not enough? Look, that’s a start. That is a start but it is not enough. So, first off, of course, every state should model the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill, which has nothing to do with being gay. It’s simply that you do not want six-year-olds being taught anything about sexuality or gender by state educators, and especially if they can keep that information private from the parents. Just imagine, I mean, I’ve thought about this — so now Justin’s six years old, he’s in first grade, imagine if I found out that, actually, for three months there was a teacher talking to him about gender or sexuality. Maybe calling him Justine instead of Justin, and I didn’t know about that. I might kill that person. That’s where we’re at, right? So, unless you don’t want these people to be killed—and I mean this somewhat flippantly—like, they want to abuse children. They want to abuse children.”

First off, to suggest that Don’t Say Gay has nothing to do with being gay is the height of stupidity. Try it this way, Dave, if I start a Don’t Say Christian bill will you agree it has nothing to do with being Christian, or does your own self-loathing not see the issue?

Secondly, please find me an example, I’ll wait for just one example of a teacher, anywhere in this country, talking to six-year-olds about gender or sexuality. It doesn’t happen, it’s just another fearmongering tactic from the party that trades in fear and hate.

Lastly, to suggest murdering, even flippantly, someone is moronic, as we know when you blasted  Senator Mazie Hirono for saying that fighting the pro-life movement "is literally a call to arms in our country,” and yet you replied that it sounded “like she’s literally calling for violence. Alas, she has Democrat Privilege so mainstream media won’t care…”

You’re a pandering, ,lying, fearmongering hypocrite Dave. That’s all.

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Chris Evans, actor and hunk and LGBTQ+ ally, who voices the main character in Pixar’s animated movie Lightyear, on people reacting negatively to a gay couple in the film:

“The real truth is those people are idiots. Every time there’s been social advancement as we wake up, the American story, the human story is one of constant social awakening and growth and that’s what makes us good. It’s incredible, and a real hats off to Disney and Pixar for having that kiss be a part of this story. The kiss is a greeting and a gesture of love that is tender. It does establish who they are as people, but it is not the singular identifier for who either of them are. Seeing a loving gay couple in a meaningful way is important for everybody. There’s always going to be people who are afraid and unaware and trying to hold on to what was before, but those people die off like dinosaurs. I think the goal is to pay them no mind, march forward and embrace the growth that makes us human.”

While I agree in part about ignoring them and moving on as they, hopefully, die off, some of these bigots are in office and seeing things like a simple same-sex kiss as grooming of children and then use that as a weapon against the whole community.

We need to speak up, loudly, and we need to have our allies speak up even louder.

Case in point: Lightyear was banned in the United Arab Emirates because it depicts homosexuality, and Disney has been unable to secure permission to show it in 13 other Middle Eastern and Asian countries, including Saudi Arabia.

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Ron DeSantis, Florida’s fascist GOP governor, and now apparent dumbest man on Earth, responding to Elon Musk’s Tweet that he was leaning toward supporting DeSantis for president in 2024:

“I’m focused on 2022, but with Elon Musk, what I would say is, I welcome support from African Americans, what can I say?”

Musk is white and from Pretoria, South Africa.

DeSantis is white and a dumbfuck from Florida.

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Candace Owens, conservative wingnut, on Pride:

“I have been covering the wonderful month of Pride, for which I feel no pride for at all. I think it should be called shame month. It’s absolute debauchery. You’re seeing right now that adults are getting behind this narrative so they can have a woke t-shirt on and say, ‘I love my children. I allowed my child to pick their gender and pick their species.’ And they feel proud of themselves because they can go and they can say this on Facebook that they are wonderful, accepting, and loving adults. When, in reality, they are underqualified to have children. They should have their children taken away from them because it’s child abuse.”

Yes, Candace believes people can choose their gender or even choose their species, but the only thing Candace Owens chose was to be an ignorant, hate-filled, delusional, homophobic bigot.

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Dave Rubin, homocon podcaster, on the backlash he received after announcing that he and his husband are expecting two children via surrogate later this year:

“There’s a lot of mean people and trolls and clickbait people and all of that stuff. 99% of what I got, especially from the public people that I’m associated with. So are there gonna be some traditional religious conservatives that are not happy with same-sex marriage and same-sex couples having kids? Of course, there are, I believe in religious liberty. And, as long as your beliefs don’t impede on my life and my ability to have a family and all of that stuff, then I still think we can live in the same country. And I would hope that they can too. You’re allowed to believe what you want.”

Does anyone else find it odd that Dave Rubin is the same guy who recently said that Karine Jean-Pierre got her job as White Press Secretary because she’s a “Black lesbo” is whining that people are saying mean things about he and his husband having kids.

Look in the mirror, Dave, the hateful things are in you, too.

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Dwyane Wade, on why he fights for his trans daughter Zaya:

“Just being a father and seeing our child grow up every day, and doing what you are supposed to do as a parent [which is] is to make sure that you sit back and see what it is in life that they want to do and try to go there with them, and try to help them … and believe them when they tell us who they are. The moment when you were in the hospital and you grabbed your daughter and you looked at your daughter, all the emotions that went through your mind and how much love filled your heart at that moment. Don’t let that ever leave you—no matter what. The one thing we do as parents is: We find our mini-mes and we try to make them just like us, but our kids are going to be who they are.”

Believe your children, your friends, your co-workers, your family,  when they tell you who they are.

It really is that simple.

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Hillary Clinton, on that ALLEGED SCOTUS Roe v Wade opinion:

“Any American who says, I am not a woman, this won’t affect me; I’m not gay, that won’t affect me—once you allow this extreme power to take hold, you have no idea who they will come for next.”

It won’t always be a ‘them’ they come for; one day it might be you.

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Dave Rubin, homocon podcaster, on Karine Jean-Pierre’s new roles as White House Press Secretary:

“[Jen Psaki] will now be replaced by Karine Jean-Pierre. We know nothing about her other than the most important things—she’s a Black lesbo. “And for that, she’s got the gig. Very exciting. She’s also married to a CNN anchor. You can’t make this stuff up. She’s married to Suzanne Malveaux who’s a CNN anchor. I did not know Suzanne is a lesbian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You would think in terms of optics, if you were bringing in a new White House press secretary, you could possibly find someone who wasn’t married to a CNN anchor. Do you think that would be possible? But the impossible is possible with these people.”

First off, Dave, you’re a racist and a homophobe.

What difference does it make? And what difference does it make that her wife works for CNN?

Karine Jean-Pierre works for the White House, not CNN.

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Melanie _____, former model and current grifter, pitching  a hissy fit because Vogue featured Dr. Jill Biden on the cover:

“[Vogue and Anna Wintour are] biased and they have likes and dislikes, and it’s so obvious. And I think American people and everyone sees it. It was their decision, and I have much more important things to do—and I did in the White House—than being on the cover of Vogue.”

Funny how someone who doesn’t care seems so upset, but maybe it’s because First Ladies Jill Biden, Michelle Obama, and Hillary Clinton have all appeared on the cover of Vogue and even Vice President Kamala Harris got the honor.

Sorry. Melanie, but Vogue wanted First Ladies not First Nude Models.

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Christian Walker, out gay son of Georgia US Senate candidate Hershel Walker, proving he’s as dumb as his father while giving his opinion on abortion:

“If you’re gonna get an abortion, you do have to get banged. So all of the blue-haired pro-choice protesters don’t need to worry much about abortions. I’m sorry, I just had to say that. It’s easy to give something up when you don’t have it. It’s easy to give up shopping when you’re broke, like we all are under Joe Biden. So for everyone saying they’re going on a sex strike, were you getting any to begin with, ma’am? Cuz it doesn’t look like it. It looks like you’ve been in the drive-thru. Not in the drive up to his house category, more in the ‘I’ll take a ten-piece fried chicken.’ That’s where it looks like you’ve been.”

What a self-entitled, illiterate POS … just like Daddy.

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Larry Hogan, the Republican governor of Democratic-leaning Maryland and a possible 2024 presidential candidate, calling on the GOP to extricate itself from Thing 45:

“We won’t win back the White House by nominating [Thing 45] or a cheap impersonation of him. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.”

Ah, but Larry, the way the GOP goosestepped to protect their Hair Furor after the insurrection, proves the party is insane.

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Adam Kinzinger, Illinois GOP Congressperson, saying he “would love” for former Vice President Mike Pence to voluntarily appear before the January 6 Committee:

“I would hope and think that the vice president would want to come in and tell his story because he did do the right thing on that day. If he doesn’t, then we’ll look at the options we have available to us if there’s information we don’t already have.”

I don’t think Michael Elizabeth Pence will testify unless Adam agrees to meet him in a YMCA sauna wearing nothing but a tiny towel.

Just sayin’. And keep in mind, Pence doesn’t want people to remember that he was threatened with murder on January 6 by his own party at the request of Thing 45 because he’s a lying hypocritical POS.

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President Biden, calling out Republicans for their attacks on teachers and books:

“Today, there are too many politicians trying to score political points, trying to ban books—even math books. I mean, did you ever think—even you younger teachers—did you ever think, when you’d be teaching, that you’d be worried about book burnings and banning books, all because it doesn’t fit somebody’s political agenda? American teachers have dedicated their lives to teaching our children and lifting them up. We got to stop making them the target of the culture wars. That’s where this is going.”

The GOP wants a generation of uneducated, ill-informed, unaware voters because when voters are stupid the GOP wins.

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