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They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Just ask actor Logan Marshall-Green who was basically outed by his now estranged wife Diane Gaeta on Instagram as being a cheater.

Logan, who had roles in 24, The O.C., and Spider-Man: Homecoming, and Diane, who was on one episode of the 90210 reboot, have been married since 2012l but last week Diane filed for divorce, and publicly names her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s ALLEGED mistress, “Flesh and Bone” actress and ballerina, Sarah Hay, out on Instagram at the same time when she posted:

“I filed for divorce today. People aren’t always what they seem and to every woman out there: always trust your gut. Beware of the faux woman champion [because] those girls don’t care about sleeping with a married father of two. Peace and Love, thanks for letting me share.”

You gotta hand it to Diane, who has turned Instagram into the new tossing your husband’s clothes out the window and setting them on fire method of announcing your divorce from an adulterer.

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Continuing with Cheaters and divorce for $200, Alex ... if you the one person out there who doesn’t believe that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff ‘Amazon’ Bezos were cheating on their spouses with one another, think on this: the day after  Jeff and Mackenzie Bezos’s divorce was final, Lauren Sanchez waltzed into a courthouse and filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, Hollywood agent Patrick Whitesell.

And it appears that just like Jeff and Mackenzie’s divorce, Lauren and Patrick have also hammered out the details ahead of filing so everyone can keep hold of as much money as possible and no one gets their name dragged through the mud like a cheating spouse … Jeff and Lauren.

And while Mackenzie Bezos, for some reason, did not get 50% of the Bezos fortune, she will walk away with about $36 billion dollars. Lauren, though, made out like a bandit, because she and her husband were only worth about $440 million, or the exact amount of lose change you can find in a Bezos’s couch.

Lauren traded up; way up ... at least in the coins department..

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Recently we talked about the ALLEGED crush ex-Viewer Rosie O’Donnell had on good Christian girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck; this week we discuss the good Christian girl and her penchant for dropping a F-bomb and storming off the set.

In August 2006, the ladies of The View were having a discussion about the morning after pill, and the FDA proposal to allow pill over the counter, which Elisabeth attacked by suggesting that plan would be  the “same thing as birthing a baby and leaving it out in the street.” And when the other women wanted to opine on the topic, Elisabeth wasn’t hassel-having it. And that’s when Barbara Walters silenced her by saying:

“Could you stop now? … We have to go on and we have to learn how to discuss these things in some sort of rational way.”

And Elisabeth went hassel-crazy, ripping up her cards and storming off the set shouting:

“Fuck that! I’m not going to sit there and get reprimanded on the air. It’s not ok to sit there and get reprimanded on the air!”

Joy Behar, who was with Elisabeth, tried to calm her down but Elisabeth not having it:

“What the fuck! I don’t even swear. She has me swearing. This woman is driving me nuts. I’m not going back. I can’t do the show like this. She just reprimanded me, and she knew exactly what she was doing. Good-bye! I’m off. Write about that in the New York FUCKING Post!”

Elisabeth ran to her dressing room and someone sent word to Barbara that Hasselbeck had quit; Barbara was not amused:

“Well, that’s ridiculous.”

She summoned Elisabeth back to the set and executive producer, Bill Geddes, went searching for the angry blonde, begging her to finish the episode:

“You have to go on because you’re a pro, so come with me.”

Elisabeth did return and Barbara opened from commercial with a sweet half hug around Elisabeth which made it seem like they spent the break coming to a beautiful resolution on their differing opinions and one of them hadn’t lost their shit backstage.

And dropped a series of not-so-Christ-like F-bombs.

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Continuing the theme of crazy, let’s pay a visit to Lindsay Lohan. While she has had her fair share of enemies and frenemies—I’m thinking both Paris Hilton and me—the newest target of Lohan Loathing is one Lea Michele.

But Lindsay? Why so mad? Ariel? The Little Mermaid? Yes, Lindsay is apparently seething that Lea Michele will be playing Ariel in the Hollywood Bowl’s 30th anniversary concert of The Little Mermaid next month., alongside Harvey Fierstein as Ursula, Ken Page as Sebastian, Peter Gallagher as King Triton and Leo Gallo as Prince Eric.

This was a shock to Lindsay, who has been gunning for the role for years, even taking to dying her hair red and posing as Ariel for Instagram …because that’s how you audition when you’re Lindsay Lohan and so self-respecting producer would actually set up a meeting with you.

But still, Linds, relax. This isn’t the live-action version, it’s just a concert and you :::cough cough::: still have a chance.

Though dying your hair blond to look like a Russian hooker might not be the right way to go.

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And now for something really scary … Kim Kardastrophe, Attorney at Law.

You laugh; you scoff; you sneer; you throw up a little in your mouth. But it could happen, it may happen, dear god it might happen.

After Kimmy went to visit _____with her tits and ass out, to discuss pardoning non-violent criminals who are serving crazy sentences, she now says she wants to be a lawyer. And to make that happen, she started a four-year apprenticeship with a law firm in San Francisco last summer and is planning to take the bar in 2020.

Now, before you get riled up and talk about what an actual idiot Kim Kardastrophe is, because, while she never went to college, she does have a degree in Porn Film 101, a Bachelors  in Fame Whoring, and a Masters in Photoshopping Her Ass For Social Media, none of that matters, because California is one in four states where you don’t have to go to college to be a lawyer. You just must apprentice with a lawyer or a judge.

Kim is going to take something called the “Baby Bar”—seriously California—in a few months. The Baby Bar is a real thing and not just a place where Kimmy dumps off her kids when she has more important things to do; it’s an actual test that California law students at unaccredited schools must pass in order to complete their studies and take the real Bar Exam.

So, gird your loins, one day soon, in addition to RBG, we may have KKW …unless she spots something shiny first and forgets what she was doing.

PS That’s her lawyer drag up there.

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Joe Alwyn does not want to be a “celebrity.”

Joe Alwyn is an actor, having appeared in Mary Queen of Scots, Boy Erased and The Favourite, but again, Joe Alwyn does not want to be famous.

Joe Alwyn is dating Taylor Swift.

Huh; he’s an actor dating a pop star and he doesn’t want to be famous?

Go away, then, Joe Alwyn.

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I kind of enjoy when a celebrity puts their foot in their mouth, and when it’s someone like Barbra Streisand, it’s even better.

Last week, Streisand said that while she absolutely believes Michael Jackson’s Leaving Neverland accusers, James Safechuck and Wade Robson, she also wonders what’s the big deal:

“[Jackson’s] sexual needs were his sexual needs, coming from whatever childhood he has or whatever DNA he has. You can say ‘molested’, but those children, as you heard say (the grown-up Robson and Safechuck), they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children, so it didn’t kill them.”

Being raped didn’t kill them so let’s just move on? Is that it, Babs? But then she dug in deeper, blaming the parents of the boys:

“It’s a combination of feelings. I feel bad for the children. I feel bad for him. I blame, I guess, the parents, who would allow their children to sleep with him. Why would Michael need these little children dressed like him and in the shoes and the dancing and the hats?”

Barbra doesn’t get it because there are people dressed like her, in her shoes, dancing in her hats, and they are all grownup people, not young boys being groomed for a pedophile’s bed chambers. And so, as happens when celebrities flap their lips without so much as a thought—though OI expect more from Streisand—she issued a “clarification”:

“To be crystal clear, there is no situation or circumstance where it is OK for the innocence of children to be taken advantage of by anyone. The stories these two young men shared were painful to hear, and I feel nothing but sympathy for them. The single most important role of being a parent is to protect their children. It’s clear that the parents of the two young men were also victimized and seduced by fame and fantasy.”

Nice, but really, she should have said:

“I uttered some stupid shiz because I forgot that these were children being raped by a grown man and you NEVER blame the victim, or anyone other than the perpetrators.”

Then she should just shut up and sing.

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Dr. Dre posted an Instagram—since deleted, go figure—over the weekend, of him and his 18-year-old daughter Truly holding her college admissions sheet for USC, with this message:

“My daughter got accepted into USC all on her own. No jail time!!!” 

A funny joke when you consider the scandal of well-to-do-parents paying thousands, and hundreds of thousands, of dollars to get their kids into college.

Now, to be fair, Dre didn’t bribe anyone or commit fraud or anything like that, but he did, along with his long-time business partner, Jimmy Iovine, donate $70 million to … you guessed it … USC.

That donation was made in 2013, so it was not a direct and obvious quid pro quo to get his daughter into college, but still …

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Remember Mel B went to rehab for sex addiction, having had a very intense and open and populated sexual relationship, er, relationships, during her recently ended marriage. And so, you’d think the last thing she’d want to yap about is her sexual proclivities, but, well, you want that press and so you take your business into the street.

Mel B was doing an interview with Piers Morgan, about that upcoming Spice Girls Minus Posh reunion tour, and spilled a sexual secret; a secret she, oddly enough because you know she needed the coins, never told in her memoir, Brutally Honest. She and Geri Halliwell went there:

“She’s going to hate me for this because she’s all posh in her country house and her husband. But it’s a fact. It just happened and we just giggled at it and that was it … We were best friends. It just happened. Have you ever done that? … Yeah and I’ve said it now. All done. She’s going to kill me and so’s her husband. She’s not that posh now, is she?”

And perhaps Geri might actually kill her because sources—and you know its Mel B because she never met a rumor she didn’t want to ride—are saying that after the show, Mel started calling Geri to explain what she’d done.

Oh Mel, you literally need to keep your mouth closed.

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After successfully ignoring the mad ramblings of Jose Canseco, who accused Alex Rodriguez of having an affair with his ex-wife, A-Rod and his fiancé-for-now JLo are facing new accusations of infidelity on his part.

Former Playboy bunny and current fitness coach/model Zoe Gregory claims that A-Rod was soliciting her for weeks and sent a dick pic as recently as 6 weeks prior to his engagement. Zoe provided a detailed account of A-Rod’s solicitations which she claimed occurred between December 26, 2018 and January 22, 2019 where he “was being like a dirty dog” and that “he seemed like a needy, horny bloke”. Zoe also claims A-Rod sent her a selfie “showing just his penis and his muscly thigh”.

Zo, who is British, may not realize that what he sent her wasn’t a selfie, but a dick pic. But he also showered her with compliments on her curvy figure and 36DD boobs; a WhatsApp message ALLEGEDLY sent from A-Rod says:

“Are you still thinking of your three names of fun girls for us?”

In another, he asks Zoe if her pal is “down” for a rendezvous, adding:

“She hot? Fun? How many times have you been with her?”

And, in addition to dragging A-Rod—and, to be fair, if this is true, he deserves to be dragged—Zoe has only love for JLo:

“J-Lo is amazing and she doesn’t deserve this. While getting ready to marry her, he was asking me for sex videos, demanding we hook up and asking me to make arrangements with other girls. If he is doing this right up until the point he is proposing to her it is just not fair.”

I can think of other ways to describe other than “not fair”.

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Earlier this week Elisabeth Hasselbeck returned to The View to hawk a book she’d ‘written’ and to spill the tea about the crush Rosie O’Donnell had on her when they worked together.

And it was a story about The View, for a book by Ramin Setoodeh that had Rosie being quoted as saying she had a “little bit of a crush on Elisabeth” and that were “underlying lesbian undertones” to their feud.

Um, okay, but then you just know religious wingnut Hasselbeck went nuts over that story and said:

“Rosie, I think it was disturbing to read those things and it was offensive to me, but … I totally forgive you, Rosie. … I really hope that we can be at peace and that we can both hold our beliefs in one hand and hold each other’s hand in the other and still have a relationship that’s at peace. … Even more than I want to be at peace with her, I hope she finds that peace because God wants that for her too.”

End sermon. I am annoyed that Hasselbeck is so offended by the idea that someone might have thought she was a lesbian, or that a lesbian might have had a crush on her.

Grow the eff up. But I’ll save some wrath for Rosie and her blustering ways because she said, of the ALLEGED CRUSH:

“I think there were underlying lesbian undertones on both parts. I think this is something that will hurt her if you write it. She was the MVP of a Division 1 softball team for two years that won the finals. There are not many, in my life, girls with such athletic talent on sports teams that are traditionally male that aren’t at least a little bit gay.”

Way to lump every single female athlete into the Lesbian Boat, Ro. As if we don’t get enough stereotyping from others, you’re gonna add to it?

Grow the eff up. But Rosie saw Hasselbeck’s interview, and she raised her a Tweet storm:

“hey eh - my crush on u was not sexual - sorry u got scared - surely u recall b4 it all went wrong - i never objectified u - i did find u fantastic - broadway shows - my pool -we were friends once god love ya kid - i always did.”

Still, Rosie, you tried to link a rabid religious wingnut with being a lesbian and we all know those things don’t go together because God Hates Fags.

And Hasselbeck hates being thought of as one, if even for a moment.

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My Two Cents: Elizabeth Hasselbeck Thinks #BlackLivesMatter Is A Hate Group

In Texas last week a sheriff’s deputy was gunned down at a gas station by a black man and some in the media instantly began speculating that it had something to do with the Black Lives Matter movement, even though there was not one single shred of proof. And, of course, one of those people was Fox News bimbo, and certifiable loon, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who asked:

"Why has the Black Lives Matter movement not been classified yet as a hate group? I mean, how much more has to go in this direction before someone actually labels it as such?"

And this is a prime example of the ignorance of the so-called news pundits on Fox. There was not an iota of evidence that the shooting had anything to do with Black Lives Matter — a movement created in response to the multitudes of black Americans shot, many times fatally, by police officers — but that didn’t stop Hasselbeck from bringing it up, I’m guessing,  because she has no idea … go figure … what constitutes a Hate Group.

Well, the Southern Poverty Law Center, which has long kept a reliable list of Hate Groups defines them as:

“[having] beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people, typically for their immutable characteristics

[…]

Hate group activities can include criminal acts, marches, rallies, speeches, meetings, leafleting or publishing. Websites appearing to be merely the work of a single individual, rather than the publication of a group, are not included in this list. Listing here does not imply a group advocates or engages in violence or other criminal activity.”

So, Elisabeth, there’s your answer. 

It's quite clear that the BLM movement was created to fight against the beliefs and practices that attack or malign an entire class of people. Black Lives Matter exists in the hope of ending violence against people of color by law enforcement; it’s a fight for equality and against violence; that is not hate. But I guess it’s just too easy to spout ignorance than to actually take a moment to think.

Of course, to fuel the fire, and try to support her insipid beliefs, Hasselbeck showed news footage of a group of Minnesota protesters chanting, "Pigs in a blanket, fry them like bacon" while carrying a Black Lives Matter banners, as proof of her point. What she failed to mention, because it wouldn't suit her desire to skew the news, was that those protesters were not part of the BLM movement; in fact the Black Lives Matter movement never supported, endorsed, or approved those protesters.

Keep on topic, Elisabeth. A police officer was murdered; tell that story, but don’t try to label it the fault of a group that is desperately trying to save lives, to end violence, to keep the peace, and to further the cause of equality. You aren’t helping anyone, you aren’t solving any problems, you are inciting and enflaming the issue.

Shame on you.

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The good folks … how’s that for high-larity … over there at Fox News thought it would be fun to ask the Twitter-sphere to celebrate the demise of 2014 by #hashtagging what they were “:over” for the New Year.

As usual, Twitter responded by taking down Fox News after that dim-bulb-blonde-who-couldn’t-keep-a-job-at-The-View Tweeted that she was “over attacks on Christianity.”

I’m still trying to figure out who’s attacking Christianity, unless it’s people simply asking Christians to leave their religion out of there publicly run businesses, but I digress.

Here’s what some of the Twitterers told Fox:

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ISBL Asshat of the Week: It's A Tie!! Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Elisabeth Hasselbeck

So, a few months back, when it was announced that her arch nemesis Rosie O’Donnell would be returning to The View, Fox News Talking Air Head, Elisabeth Hasselbeck took time from her vacation to phone in to her pals on Fox & Friends to bemoan Rosie’s return, whine about the comeback, and complain about the new job. It reeked of petty jealousy.

And so how does an insecure wannabe handle it when her new job, which is basically just a retread of every single other Fox News job for the blond set, is set to collide with her old enemy’s return to a more popular TV show?

Well, she decides to go full out crazy in the hopes that people will talk about her, and her little show, and not about Rosie and The View. I mean, how else do we explain that just yesterday on her little TV show Elisabeth Hasselbeck said she would require people take a “citizenship test” before they would be allowed to vote; she says it would make voting “more meaningful.”

It apparently all started when two Republican … naturally … Utah legislators announced a bill that would require students to pass a citizenship test before graduating. And so Hasselbeck decided to up the ante and require a citizenship test to vote:

“Should you have to answer, I mean, the majority of these questions? If not by graduation of high school, but by the time you vote? … It’s a more meaningful measure when you vote perhaps too.”

Hasselbeck should heed her own advice and look back into American history when, as recently as the 1960s, these so-called “literacy” tests were used to disenfranchise black voters during segregation. 

Failing that, I think Hasselbeck should take a test to prove she has at least two active brain cells to rub together before she accepts her ISBL Asshat of the Week Award.

Along with her co-winner … Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Shortly before announcing her campaign for citizenship tests, Elisabeth Hasselbeck used her perch on Twitter to … wait for it … remember she’s a Republican … wait for it … remember she works for Fox News … wait for it … tie the NFL’s domestic abuse scandals to the Obama administration's handling of the 2012 Benghazi attack on the American Consulate in Libya.

Oh, but she did, Tweeting this:

“Imagine if everyone that asked for transparency in the #nfl @nfl Demanded that same #transparency in our #government #Benghazi #IRS”

#STFU.

But is it really such a stretch to compare the bombing of an American Embassy with a man who punched his girlfriend in the face on an elevator, or the man who took a switch and beat his son across the testicles?

Not such a stretch since the people who sign her paycheck, and possibly pay to keep her blond and stupid, Fox News, has devoted hundreds upon hundreds of hours and “journalists — it’s hard to type that without laughing … Fox News journalist — to the alleged cover-up by the White House. And not such a stretch since her husband made quite the lovely living in the NFL.

The only thing that is truly transparent is Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s desperate need for attention, to make herself feel relevant, or even intelligent, because it’s not working.

And that is why she gets the Second ISBL Asshat of the Week Award for the week!

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Rosie v Hasselbeck with Behar and Goldberg [and me] In The Mix

Back in 2007, when The View was relevant, when the panelists had opinions and weren’t just talking Blond Bobbleheads making funny faces, or sassy Black Women playing the Urkel card, we had heated discussions about the war in Iraq, Republicans and Democrats, and most of those fights were between Rosie O’Donnell, the ultra-liberal loudmouth — and I mean loudmouth in a nice way, really, I do — and ultra-conservative low-wattage dim-bulb Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

But the big fight that broke the camel’s back, and sent Rosie packing, and Elisabeth gloating, was the day that, while discussing the not-so-Mission Accomplished war in Iraq and Rosie said this:

“I just want to say something: 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists? If you were in Iraq and another country, the United States, the richest in the world, invaded your country, and killed 655,000 of your citizens, what would you call us?”

Valid point, I thought then and think so now. In Iraq, who we all know had nothing to do with 9/11, who were not hiding Osama bin Laden, and who had no WMD but did have oil, the Iraqi people were simply living their lives and suddenly the United States attacked them. In the eyes and minds of Iraqi citizens, the US committed a terrorist act upon their country; that’s what Rosie was saying.

But Hasselbeck, and her brand of America Love it or Leave It conservatism, took it to mean that Rosie O’Donnell was calling our troops terrorists; not so. And one day on the show, the day that would be Rosie’s last, until, ALLEGEDLY, this fall, Rosie asked Elisabeth plainly, “Do you believe that I think our troops are terrorists?”

And, again, Elisabeth tried to spin it; in fact, she probably had her phone in her lap trying to text Hannity to ask him what she should say, and she began talking round and round. Rosie, rightly, became angry, and said it was a simple Yes or No question. Elisabeth couldn’t, wouldn’t, didn’t answer and after that show Rosie hit the bricks and didn’t come back.

Fast forward to 2014 and suddenly it looks like Rosie O’Donnell will be returning to The View in September, so naturally, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, forced out of the show a couple of years ago no matter how she spun that tale, and now a co-host on, where else, Fox News, decided she would give us her two cents — though it was actually far less — on the issue.

On vacation last week, Hasselbeck called in to Fox and Friends and acted as though Rosie’s return was some sort of personal attack on her. She claims to have known that Rosie’s deal with producers was in the works for months and was pissy about the whole thing; when I say pissy I mean jealous because Rosie’s back on The View and Hasselbeck is stuck on Fox the least-trusted news source of any news channel, and here’s what she had to say:

“I know Rosie very well. We worked quite closely. Talk about not securing the border. Here in comes to ‘The View’ the very woman who spit in the face of our military, spit in the face of her own network and really in the face of a person who stood by her and had civilized debates for the time that she was there.

Coming back with a bunch of control ready to regain a seat at The View table. Not surprising, I believe this has been in the works for a long time.

Go back to the reunion show for Barbara. When you have a woman who again insinuated that our own troops in Iraq were terrorists at the time then left the show, meanwhile still at the end of her contract. To have such ease at Barbara’s goodbye show was shocking to me. She walked around with a lot of control. And then when I had the chance to talk to her, Rosie herself told me on set, while we were miked up, that she produced the reunion show and that it was her idea. Do you think that the woman who left the way she did would be producing Barbara’s goodbye show? Here’s the shocker, it was actually her ‘hello show.’

Anyone who is going to be in that seat, if this is going to play out how I think it is, will have to be fully approved by Rosie. Let’s not forget, Whoopi Goldberg is sitting there. Whoopi is an EGOT [Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony award winner]; Whoopi has more trophies in her case than Rosie. She’s the leader on that show. I’m going to be very interested to see how that goes… I don’t think it would be wise for Rosie to challenge Whoopi on anything.”

Wow. Seven years later and she’s still playing the Rosie Said We’re Terrorists card and then trying to pit Whoopi against Rosie because Whoopi has a lot of awards? Seriously, Hasselbeck, get a grip; if you got to be a co-host on The View based on the number of awards you’d won, you’d still be eating rice on Survivor. Get it queer: you’re not on the show anymore; you wore out your welcome; no one wanted to hear from you and so you slithered off to the place where all unwanted conservatives go when they think their opinion matters, Fox.

You need to take a seat.

And listen to Joy, that other liberal voice on the show, who appeared on CNN last week to talk about Hasselbeck’s busting a gut about Rosie’s return, calling Elisabeth’s comment about Rosie spitting in the face of the military was ”a hate-filled remark” and then adding:

“I thought that was really kind of below the belt—to say that she spits in the face of the military. I’d like Elisabeth to explain herself, really. What does she mean by that? Isn’t it kind of a nasty thing to say about somebody who basically is a good person? I mean, say what you want about Rosie O’Donnell, she’s a very generous person, she has a million kids, she’s always rescuing children — I mean, she has more kids than Mrs. Duggar at this point on her roster. Her son is at The Citadel — what more does Elisabeth want? … To say that she spits in the face of the military, that’s a dangerous thing to say about somebody. First of all, it’s not true. I would like her to prove it.”

Trouble is, Elisabeth won’t prove anything because she’s of that ilk—think Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, and the Mama Grizzly Bore™--who think that just because they say something often enough it makes it true; it’s an affliction of nearly everyone at Fox News. Or in the GOP, or in Elisabeth’s case, both.

And, of course, Rosie has a say in the matter, though she’s mostly Tweeting her responses to Hasselbeck’s rant.

She does say that she initiated contact with Hasselbeck at The View’s reunion show the week that Barbara Walter’s retired, Tweeting that “she was hiding in her dressing room — til i walked right in and said hello — her reply LETS TAKE A SELFIE!!”

And then she began responding to Tweets that were sent her way …

So, we’ve heard from Elisabeth, that Crazy Republican Living in the Past and Still Carrying a Grudge, and we heard from a comical voice of reason in Behar, and we got Rosie’s POV via Twitter; but what of Whoopi, the last remaining co-host on the show?

Well, in true Whoopi form, she ain’t playin’. On the show last week, before ABC announced that Rosie was returning, Whoopi had some things to say …

"We don't know who's coming in! I will do my best to respect the audience, to make sure that we bring you The View that Barbara Walters wanted you to have, which is women talking about issues. We are not little kids. We are grown-ass women. … Quit trying to make me into something I'm not! I'm not a little girl with cat claws. I'm not a cat. I'm a human being. I'm a girl with a fist!"

Snap.

I hope with Rosie’s return, and Whoopi onboard, The View returns to its more relevant days, when the topics were politics and presidents, wars for oil and terrorism, and not The View of the Jenny McCarthy-Sherri Shepherd era where the discussions leaned more toward Justin Bieber throwing eggs, or Kanye throwing a tantrum.

Hopefully Rosie and Whoopi, and whomever else is tagged for the remaining two chairs, can discuss important issues, and hopefully Elisabeth — and remember dear, you are off the show, your opinion doesn't matter — will find a sense of peace and come to understand that she is not an important journalist, nor a person with a valid opinion, but rather just another story-spinning,Thanks Obama spewing Blond Talking Head on Fox.