Bobservations

This Carlos story needs a flashback because we dig deep …

When we first moved to Camden and purchased Casa Bob y Carlos, we asked Carlos’ Aunt Gloria to visit, and she did … in December when it’s frigid in Camden. And Gloria had only ever lived in Mexico City and Miami and San Juan, so the cold was not her thing. But we tried to make her comfortable and raised the heat while she was here; it got so hot in the house I was in T-shirt and shorts the whole time, but Gloria never felt warm. One day she opened the door to her room and shouted down the hallway:

“Please, boys, turn up the heat. I will happily pay the bill.”

Turn it up we did but she was never warm—which is why she never visited in winter again—but the joke was on us because when she left and I was cleaning the guest room I noticed the vents in her room, and in her bathroom, were all closed! Oy.

So, cut to this morning, and I turn on the AC at about 7:30. We keep the AC at 80-degrees because there are ceiling fans in every room and the house stays cool, but as I walked into the kitchen Carlos says:

“I’ll gladly pay the AC bill for some cool air.”

And I responded thusly:

“You picked the wrong morning to fuck with me.”

“What—"

“I got the most horrendous cramp in my foot at 3AM and couldn’t sleep the rest of the night. I got up to take an aspirin hoping that would ease the pain and hobbled into the kitchen to find … we had no aspirin or Tylenol or anything thing. So I lay in bed wincing and tossing and turning.”

“I thought I told you we needed Ty—”

“Nope, save that story, sister, because if you’d said we needed Tylenol we would have Tylenol.”

“Well, I also had a bad night’s sleep because when I came to bed at 11:30 your phone kept making that sound it makes when you plug the charger into it and I had to get up in the dark and search the room for your phone to unplug it and plug it back in and then try to get some sleep.”

“Did you get some sleep?”

“I did.”

“Well I didn’t get any sleep and so now you will be paying for that for the rest of your natural life.”

Well, at least until the end of the day.

This Tale of Tuxedo is from September 2010 and is entitled “Someone Has it Easy On Caturday...”

"While Carlos and I cleaned house and reorganized a closet … yes, we are that much fun....someone else took a snooze.

Lucky."

Oy, the punim on that cat!

Well, Suri Cruise has officially severed ties with her estranged dad, Tom Cruise, by officially changing her last name from Cruise to Noelle.

$$$cientology; destroying families everywhere.

Last week the Department of Defense released the names of the 18 servicemembers killed since the start of Cankles War for Profit and DUI Pete’s War for Ego. 

But then without a word the names of Lt. Tyler James Feehan, 25, Pvt. Isabella González, 19, Sgt. Michael Emmanuel Swinton, 30,  and Sgt. Ángel Rampersad, 28, were removed from the list of dead Americans because according to the Regime, since they died during a ceasefire their deaths are not war casualties.

Say their goddamned names. They died for this country!

Sophie Cunningham, basketball player, is the latest athlete to step up against trans women in sports saying she wants to protect children but, um, Sophie, you ignorant fool?

The NCAA president has said there are fewer than 10 openly transgender athletes out of 510,000 athletes yet this dominates headline.

Sophie and the rest of her ick, I mean, ilk might best want to stand up for the women and girls raped by the president and his friendly pedophile buddy.

The thoughts that cross my mind as sleep … we all know cats have excellent night vision; they can leap to the tops of closet shelves, climb atop a bookcase, roam the house all night long so …

Why do they step on my face in the middle of the night?

Cuz it’s a choice, right Rosita?

PS The look on Rosie's face clearly says, "Keep coming for me, buddy, and you'll find out what I step in right before walking across your face!"

In another shameless display of GOP and MAGAt hypocrisy and goose-stepping for their cult leader, think back in recent history when the Cult went mad that NYC had elected a Muslim mayor just 25 years after 9/11 and now they are literally handing nuclear weapons to Saudi Arabia, the country that raised the 9/11 attackers because Cankles got paid by the Saudis.

In all honesty I don’t think they’re declaring Mitch McConnel dead because he doesn’t have an unqualified sister to replace him.

Hubert Kacprowicz is a lot of things ... actor ... Biomedical engineer ... and Renaissance man; he's also blond, blue-eyed and tall, so Would You Hit It?

Happy Pride: Sir Lady Java

In the Los Angeles club scene of the 1960s, Sir Lady Java—a dancer, comedian and drag queen—was a two-shows-a-night fixture. But two shows a night wasn’t all she did; Java—who passed away in 2024—was not just a performer, but also a pioneering activist—even though her work for the LGBTQ+ community and laws that restricted drag performance is not always taught as a part of LGBTQ+ history much less American history.

As a Black gender non-conforming woman, Java was at the intersection of discriminatory policing targeting both Black and brown communities and queer communities in 1960s Los Angeles and across America in cities like San Francisco and Chicago and St. Louis that welcomed diversity.

Born in 1940, Java moved from New Orleans to Los Angeles as a child with her family, and transitioned at a young age with the help, support and love of her mother. After graduating high school, Java became part of the vibrant Black performance art scene in L.A. and took on stand-up comedy and go-go dancing gigs at nightclubs across the city. But while she was taking the nightlife scene by storm and was featured in magazines like Jet, Ebony and Sepia, she was also the focus of increasing surveillance from the LAPD.

First introduced in 1958, the notorious Rule #9 of the local municipal code dictated that no bar owner could employ anyone who performed as the opposite sex to the one they were assigned at birth. For Java, the consequences of that law reached fever pitch during a run of performances in October 1967 at the Redd Foxx, a Black-owned nightclub which catered to a wide audience—the club was took the stage name of its owner, comedian and actor John Elroy Sanford.

Now, Sanford applied for a permit that would enable Java to perform, but the LAPD denied the permit, mentioning “female impersonators” which is how Java referred to herself. But her decision to live openly as a woman at that time is part of what made her trailblazing and her use of the phrase “female impersonator” encapsulated a variety of identities that today we might think of as transgender woman or cross-dresser.

After the permit was refused, Java held a protest arguing for her right to work, and the American Civil Liberties Union [ACLU] backed her efforts to try to overturn Rule #9 but California’s state supreme court wouldn’t hear the suit; due to the way Rule #9 was framed, the plaintiff had to be a bar owner rather than a performer, and the ACLU couldn’t find a bar owner willing to see the lawsuit through.

And while Java’s case was unsuccessful in court, her protest did raise awareness and visibility, and two years later, the rule was overturned via a separate lawsuit. In many ways, those challenges have continued to the present day. It was only in 2021 that the U.S. Supreme Court handed down a landmark ruling protecting LGBTQ+ employees from discrimination and yet that same year we saw a number of bills rolling back transgender rights across the United States, largely targeting transgender youth access to healthcare and participation in sports.

And today we continue to face an onslaught of anti-LGBTQ+ policies and bad-faith legislation, especially toward our trans brothers and sisters. We must remember that the rights and spaces we have today are the result of decades of struggle and resilience by people like Sir Lady Java.

There’s a couple of old sayings about history that if we don’t learn from it, we are doomed to repeat it, and another that says history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. While we’ve made strides in codifying LGBTQIA+ rights, many of the issues Lady Java fought against—discrimination, erasure, and marginalization—are still with us as the federal government seeks to strip transgender and gender nonconforming people of legal recognition and protection.

Our history is important, especially in a society that does not see our history and culture as worth teaching. We need to remember, and speak about, our Black queer and trans elders who fought so that we could have the rights and visibility we do today. Their stories are not “old stories”—they’re a battle plan for the future—as we face the butchering of transgender legal protections.

We must look back at the courage of people like [from left to right] Sir Lady Java, Stormé Delarverie, a biracial, lesbian drag king, and Marsha P. Johnson, a key figure in the 1969 Stonewall uprising, and advocate for unhoused and transgender youth.

We need to know where we come from so we can fight to be where we want to be, where we have a right to be.

Ain't That America XLI

His ego inflates with talk of ballrooms and arches and god statues while his approval rates drop lower than his IQ. His minions circle the globe to say stupid things and he keeps taking dementia tests.

Oy, what a week …

This week the Gang of Six Racist and Stupid Supreme Court Justices dismantled the Voting Rights Act, actually saying that the racial gap in voter turnout has closed.

Which explains why many states in the South are now trying to redraw their Congressional maps to make everything all-white. As soon as the ruling came down Tennessee’s GOP-controlled legislature redrew the congressional district of Memphis, which has long enjoyed its own Democratic-leaning House seat and split it into three GOP-leaning districts.

If you don’t think this is a racist attempt to keep Black Americans from being represented in government, answer me this: would you choose to be Black in America today knowing what’s happening?

 

The British energy giant Shell reported robust profits following the surge in oil prices prompted by the Cankles war with Iran. Shell’s adjusted profits soared 24%, to $6.92 billion, in the first three months of the year from the same time last year.

Well, Big Oil and billionaires are certainly being paid handsomely by the war while the rest of America suffers. If only there was a way to stop this bull shiz …

 

Last October the Cankles Regime abruptly stopped paying third-parties for medical care provided to detainees in ICEstapo custody; third-party providers are used to provide “medically necessary” care including “dialysis, prenatal care, oncology, [and] chemotherapy” but no more of that for detainees; they can suffer and die, I guess.

 

Senate Republicans want to provide the Secret Service with $1 billion for “security adjustments and upgrades” related to the construction of Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom™.

Yes, it was supposed to be built and funded without taxpayer money and now the GOP wants YOU to pony up your share of a billion dollars for a ballroom no one other than the Pedophile In Chief wants.

 

The Department of Education opened an investigation into Smith College, an all-women’s institution in Massachusetts, for admitting transgender women.

The move is the latest by the Cankles Regime—whose rhetoric has frequently included attacks on trans people—to limit, and more likely end, transgender rights in America.

Ten years after celebrating his caucus victory at the Iowa State Fair, GOP Nutbag and Senator Rafael Cruz returned to Des Moines fueling chatter about a potential 2028 presidential bid. Cruz told the audience that the GOP is “winning historic victories” under Cankles’ second administration but failed to name one.

He also made no note of the fact that not only do Democrats despise him, so does the majority of the GOP so his little trip to Des Moines was a waste of time.

He should have gone to Cancun again.

 

Transportation Secretary and reality show “star” Sean Duffy blamed to collapse of Spirit airlines on both President Biden and former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.

But Sean? Moron? How do you explain that you opposed bailing out Spirit Airlines saying there is no need for a federal bailout of any low-cost airline.

Sounds like another GOP liar.

 

The current US Senator from South Carolina, and former Miss Cotton Ball Queen 1924, Miss Lindsey Graham wants to arm the Iranian people to fight the Iranian government:

“I love the idea of empowering the Iranian people with weapons, a Second Amendment solution to make the Revolutionary Guard’s life hell. It’s one thing to be bombed by America. It’s another thing to have your neighbor shoot back at you because they’re tired of being slaughtered.”

Siddown, Sassy, and pour yourself another Mint Julep you ignorant fuck.

 

Health and Human Services Secretary, heroin addict and collector of raccoon penises Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is demanding hospitals stop serving sugary drinks and foods, including Jell-O.

Calley Means, one of Kennedy’s top lapdogs, is asking members of the public to report hospitals for their Jell-O usage because that’s so important … not the measles or the hantavirus.

It’s Jell-O.

 

Real estate magnate Steve Roth is standing strong with fellow billionaire Ken Griffin in his spat with New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani for suggesting billionaires should pay their fair share in taxes; Roth thinks the ultra-rich should be “praised and thanked” and also said this:

“I consider the phrase tax the rich … when spit out with anger and contempt by politicians both here and across the country, to be just as hateful as some disgusting racial slurs.”

Tax the rich is the new N-word, y’all.

 

This week Secretary of State Marco Rubio made the following statement about Iran:

“This is an international waterway; no country can control them. There is no international law that allows you to say, I’m going to put mines in an international body of water, and I’m going to blow up ships that don’t listen to us and try to go through. We cannot live in a world where a rogue state like this Iranian regime is allowed to claim, as a new normal, control over an international shipping lane.”

He’s right … but then since September last year, the US military has conducted 47 strikes on civilian marine vessels travelling in the Caribbean Sea and eastern Pacific Ocean, leading to over 190 deaths.

Maybe you should zip it, Little Marco.

A towering, gold-leaf statue of Cankles’ was unveiled with great fanfare at Cankles’ National Doral golf course, in a dedication ceremony that included a prayer from a MAGAt pastor even though Alan Cottrill, the artist behind the statue, called the whole thing a “clusterfuck”:

“I usually deal with people that have everything organized. From the start, this was chaos … and almost never, anytime whatsoever, does anyone miss a payment.”

That wasn’t the case with the 22-foot statue as demands to nix his vagina neck, AKA turkey neck, requests to make the model look, um, not so fat, and late payments soured Cottrill on the deal.

And when it went up his minions circled round and prayed while God was watched.

She was not amused at the false god idolatry.

 

Cankles once again went off script to brag once again to brag once again to brag about passing a test meant to detect cognitive decline linked to dementia:

“I’ve taken three. No president, think of this, has ever taken one.”

To be fair no other president has ever needed one, but then Cankles said the best thing ever, that he takes the test whenever someone calls him a moron.

Testing is a 24/7 gig at the Cankles White House.

PS The test he described―the Montreal Cognitive Assessment―is not an intelligence test but an exam to detect the signs of cognitive decline.

Why is he taking it so much? Asking for a country.

Violent crime in New York City remained at historically low levels through April, with the Bronx recording some of the steepest declines and department leaders said they are hoping to build on that progress ahead of the summer, when crime typically spikes as more people gather outdoors.

NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said the crime declines are the result of a policing strategy focused on using data to remove illegal guns from the streets and dismantle violent gangs and criminal groups.

Huh. Removing guns, you say.

 

Americans are deeply uncomfortable with recent religion-related statements by Cankles and DUI Hire Pete Hegseth. In fact, 87% of Americans have a negative view of Cankles’ social media post appearing to depict himself as Jesus and 69% dislike Hegseth praying at the Pentagon for “overwhelming violence of action against those who deserve no mercy.”

When you allow rapists and drunks who cannot quote a favorite Bible verse or refer the Bible According to Pulp Fiction, you’ll have these issues.

 

Days after suspending Louisiana’s US House primaries, GOP Governor Jeff Landry is facing mounting backlash from residents in the form of a recall to remove him from office.

Good. His racist ass needs to be removed.

 

Madison Sheahan, a former top official with the ICEstapo, has lost the Republican primary in Ohio’s 9th district as what some see as a sign of how unpopular ICE has become amid an aggressive immigration crackdown in Cankles’ second term.

Good. Keep all these bigots and racists and criminals out of office.

And how do we do that …

Ain't That America XXXIII

War, child rape, drunken FBI directors, lying Attorney Generals, the wrong First Lady and the wrong President being called to Congress to testify about Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s been a helluva week …

The White House released a photo of Cankles and his regime monitoring the progress of the illegal attack on Iran from the “Flatulation Room “at Mar-Illegal.

Of course, he had a picture snapped because he wants to be Barack Obama and knows that will never happen:

Cankles then declared that “most evil” Khamenei was killed in the attack and rumors suggest schoolchildren were also killed but, hey, the five-time draft dodger got his photo op.

 

In a visit to central Wisconsin, Vice President JD Vance implored voters to not give power back to the “crazy” Democrats blaming hospital closures on “problems inherited from Biden.”

He failed to mention it was the massive Republican cuts to Medicaid funding that kept those hospitals afloat.

 

Transgender Kansans are being informed on the eve of a new state law going into effect that their driver’s licenses will be considered immediately invalid.

Why? Is there one person who can tell me why without resorting to the bible—lower case b—or some unnamed fear of trans people? Spare me the trans people rape children because it’s not them … it’s the priests, and ministers, and pastors, and rabbis in your places of worship who are fucking children.

Oh and it’s your president, too.

 

A federal judge reprimanded the Cankles regime for claiming that an immigrant seeking his release from custody was convicted for marijuana possession in 2009 … when he was 4 years old.

Government lawyers attached a document from ICEstapo that they “indicated” was related to his criminal history but West Virginia District Judge Irene Berger noted the “differences in birthdate, birthplace, parents’ names, and immigration status.”

You cannot make this shit up.

 

Border Czar and con artist Tom Homan tried to school Pope Leo XIV on Catholic teachings about immigration.

Homan prefaced his unsolicited theological lesson to the Pope by touting his credentials as a “life-long Catholic.”  He went on to attack Leo for criticizing the Cankles Regime’s mass deportation campaign, asserting that Leo failed to grasp Catholic doctrine.

Seriously?

 

It wasn’t just the blanket left behind on a plane that got Kristi DogKiller Noem so riled up that she fired the pilot. It was, according to three DHS insiders, another item left on that flight last spring: Noem’s bag. No one knows for certain what was inside the bag—or they aren’t saying—but it was enough to cause Border Barbie and her Bitch Boy Corey Lewandowski to go apeshit.

What was in the bag, Kristi, which had you and your married lover  Corey freaking out?

 

The New York Times reports that many documents released by the DOJ from its investigations into the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein failed to include some key materials related to a woman who made an accusation against Cankles.

The materials are FBI memos summarizing interviews the bureau did in connection to claims made in 2019 by a woman who came forward after Epstein’s arrest to say she had been sexually assaulted by both Cankles and Epstein when she was a minor.

Hey Pammy? Does the DOW erase the rape of a child by your boss?

 

After the State of the Union speech where Cankles got into a shouting match with Representative Ilhan Omar, Rudy Giuliani attacks Omar for looking “too” Muslim:

“Muslims have a choice about how they how they dress. And you can look Muslim and look more American than that … You don’t come here to remain Somali. You don’t come here to remain Italian. You don’t come here to remain German. You don’t come here to remain whatever it is you were.”

I guess Rudy no longer identifies as Italian but does claim membership in the Ignorant Goosestepping Racist Fuck Regime.

Now, I need a palate cleanser and here’s a couple:

More ballots have been cast in Texas through the first seven days of early voting for the 2026 midterms than any recent midterm or presidential election year. That turnout is fueling optimism among Texas Democrats, who are once again trying to score their first election victory for a statewide office since 1994.

Over 650,000 votes were cast in-person and by mail in the Democratic primary, compared to about 590,000 cast in the Republican primary and we know that when Democrats vote, Democrats win.

Keep in mind that the GOP is running on the idea that only they can fix the problems in Texas but fail to mention that only they have been in power for the last twenty years.

 

Democratic Congressmen Ted Lieu and Dan Goldman demand that a special counsel be appointed to investigate Attorney General Pam Bondi after she ALLEGEDLY perjured herself during her Epstein testimony:

“Testifying before a House Judiciary Committee hearing on February 11, 2026, Attorney General Bondi emphatically stated, ‘There is no evidence that [Cankles] has committed a crime.’ Yet a number of the documents from the Epstein files released to date by the Department of Justice directly contradict her statement. [And] when confronted with her lie, she did not retract her statement, she doubled down. She stated, ‘Don’t you ever accuse me of committing a crime.’ We request that you immediately appoint a special counsel to investigate Attorney General Bondi for lying under oath. America cannot have a liar and a criminal as our top law enforcement officer."

The simple fact here is that Bondi lied under oath because there are mountains of evidence in the Epstein files alleging that Cankles committed numerous crimes like assault, sexual abuse, rape, and threatening victims.

Bondi knows that, and I hope one day she is imprisoned for her lies.

There we are, another week down and the GOP has taken us into an illegal war because a madman wants you to stop talking about how he fucked a child … the GOP question two people, one of whom isn’t in the files, about Epstein, because they cannot question their Cult Leader lest he call them names …

We have one way out: vote. Vote out the child rapists and the pedophile protectors and the transphobes and the warmongers who want to send your sons and daughters to war but not theirs, vote out the regime of middle-aged frat boys and drunken asshats and the women who allow a man to get away with raping women because the stock market went up.

Vote them ALL out …..

Ain't That America XXV

Another week, or two, has come and gone and we are still mired in lies, drunks, racists and fascist and felchers … ain’t that America …

Let’s go …

The Department of Health and Human Services, under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—the heroin addict, anti-vaxxing, adulterous, felcher—has removed the legal name “Rachel” from Adm. Rachel Levine’s official portrait and replaced it with her deadname, and doing so beneath the mounted glass typically used for permanent institutional displays. Levine was the first transgender person confirmed by the U.S. Senate, something that took place under President Joe Biden.

I cannot wait until we remove the name Robert F. Kennedy Jr. from any and all government buildings, offices, programs, memos, bathroom stall scribbles, etc.

This week KKKarolying Leavitt said:

“Refugee admissions into the country right now are essentially at zero, with the exception of Afrikaners fleeing persecution in South Africa.”

The White Supremacy party at work.

The Department of Justice has instructed inspectors to stop evaluating prisons and jails using standards designed to protect transgender, intersex and gender-nonconforming people from sexual violence.

The regime wants anyone who isn’t straight to be attacked and murdered in prison.

Juan Orlando Hernández said he would “stuff the drugs up the gringos’ noses” and also accepted a $1 million bribe from El Chapo to allow cocaine shipments to pass through Honduras.

At his trial in New York, it was shown how Hernández maintained Honduras as a bastion of the global drug trade and raked in millions for cartels while keeping Honduras one of poorest, most violent and most corrupt countries. He was convicted on drug trafficking and weapons charges and sentenced to 45 years in prison until Cankles pardoned him.

Cankles is shooting boats and murdering people in the Caribbean because he “thinks” they’re running drugs but a known drug dealer he let’s out of jail.

Sounds like Cankles wants in on the drug money.

Cankles also set David Gentile, a private equity executive found guilty forr his role in a $1.6 billion scheme to defraud thousands of victims, free after 14 days served of a seven year sentence.

Once again, the rich get aided and abetted by this Fascist Regime.

Cankles job approval rating has fallen another five percentage points to 36%, the lowest of his second term, while disapproval has risen to 60%. His prior second-term low point in approval was a statistically similar 37% in July, and his all-time low was 34% in 2021, at the end of his first term when he sent his cult to attack the Capitol on January 6.

Both Republicans’ and independents’ ratings of Cankles have worsened significantly since last month. Republicans’ approval has fallen seven points to 84%, while independents’ has slipped eight points to 25%.

Meanwhile he naps.

For weeks, a rumor has been circulating that Border Barbie, Dog Killer Kristi Noem may soon be on the outs. Apparently Cankles is still fond of her but top White House officials have grown frustrated with her tenure especially after she hired the man with whom she has been having a years’ long adulterous affair.

This can be both Good News and Bad, depending on when and if she goes and the new person who gets her job.

In the wake of a series of photos showing Cankles, AKA The Nodfather, AKA Don Snoreleone, AKA Dozing Donny, Dozy Don, The Commander in Sleep and The Big Napper, House  Speaker Mike “Little” Johnson has taken sycophancy to new heights with an unbelievable claim that Cankles works 21 hours a day.

Sources close to The Big Napper say he is “sensitive to being compared to Sleepy Joe” especially after last week’s Cabinet Meeting Nap.

Stocks and cryptocurrencies linked to Cankles are in a deep slump, leaving some of the president’s biggest fans with steep losses. In fact shares of Cankles Media & Technology Group DJT, which operates his Truth Social platform, have tumbled 75% since his inauguration.

Even better, the Slovenian Hooker’s grift is down about 99%.

Cankles said he will release the results of his MRI test that he received in October.

Remember when he said he would release his tax returns and didn’t? Or when he said he’s release his college transcripts and didn’t? Every time he’s said he would release the results of his physical exams and didn’t?

The only thing he releases, other than gas, are lies.

The Department of Education is begging hundreds of workers it fired earlier this year to return to work to catch up on a backlog of complaints.

You cannot make this shiz up.

FBI Director Kash Patel has—on more than one occasion—ordered that the security detail protecting his girlfriend to escort her inebriated friends home after a night of partying in Nashville.

Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, asked FBI agents on her security team at least two times, including once this spring, to drive her friend home, and agents objected to diverting from their assignment. But Patel insisted they do as Wilkins requested and in one case called the leader of Wilkins’ security detail and yelled at him to do so.

Your tax dollars at work.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has posted a twisted parody that turns a character loved by children for decades into an armed killer.

DUI Hegseth used his social media account to share a child-unsafe version of the Franklin the Turtle children’s book franchise he calls ‘Franklin Targets Narco Terrorists’ and shows the usually gentle turtle standing on the edge of a helicopter, firing a missile at a boat, seemingly carrying drugs, in the throes of exploding.

Hegseth’s caption on the Sunday post reads, “For your Christmas wish list…”

There’s no way around it, we have yet another story of the Crazy known as RFK Jr.

In the latest, grossest plot twist in the ongoing saga of RFK’s affair with the political journalist Olivia Nuzzi, we have a poem that RFK appears to have written to his lover about his own ejaculation, which he calls “my harvest.”

Parts of the poem—which I will neither looks for nor share—were published on the Substack of Nuzzi’s ex Ryan Lizza, who is also a political journalist and who was engaged to Nuzzi at the time of the alleged affair.

Oy vey, the CouchFucker has gone meshuga. The invitation for a Hanukkah celebration at the vice president’s residence included glaring errors referencing the wrong holiday.

The green-and-gold invite for the December 15th festivities said it was an invitation from “The Vice President and The Second Lady” for a “Hanukkah Reception at the Vice President’s Residence,” but the top of the invite read:

“The Golden Noel: CELEBRATING 50 YEARS OF CHRISTMAS AT THE VICE PRESIDENT’S RESIDENCE.”

When you wonder exactly how stupid JD is, here’s just one example.

The Cankles Regime has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks and has removed both Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth.

But, why he slams a Civil Rights icon, and smacks the faces of every Black American he wants you to know that you can get in free on his birthday.

I think that day is called Gelatinous Racist Day.

But we have a better day in store … Election Day 2026 …

Bobservations

This week Carlos is presenting at a seminar on the Hispanic community and HIV/AIDS in Columbia. And since it’s a two-day event I took him to Columbia Tuesday night—and we’ll meet friends for dinner—and then he’ll stay with another friend who is also heading to the seminar so I will have a couple of days to myself.

Cue the trumpets! Carlos never understands how I like being by myself—he loathes it—so I have been teasing him about all the things I’ll be doing this week, but to make himself feels better … cue sarcasm … I asked him to prepare three café con leches that I can keep in the fridge and heat up for my breakfast … and I asked him to prepare the cat’s meals for breakfast, dinner and snacks for two days and leave those in the fridge, too, so I can just set them out for the cats.

“Wow, you want me to get a ride home every morning to clean the litter boxes, too?”

“No, I’ll take care of that.”

“You’ll do it.”

“Goddess no. I have called Ivan [the very beautiful young man who does some yard work for us] to stop by every morning and clean them … naked.”

Carlos nearly choked but the truth is, even for two-and-a-half days, I’ll miss him.

This Tuxedo Says is from May 2021:

I don’t know about you, but I think Tuxedo is onto something here. Liz? If you’re reading this, give him a call.

But then Liz showed us, again , that she would never sink that low because she puts America over the GOP.

I’m not sure, I am just guessing, but if you take your cakes into the shower with you, do they stay extra moist?

Jennifer Flavin, Sylvester Stallone’s wife, shared her stupid reasons why children of celebrities are more likely to identify as transgender:

“I just think Hollywood is, you know, it’s all about expression. So, you know, however you want to express yourself. If you feel like a cat today, you’re a cat. And it’s so loosey-goosey. I don’t think that we’re really understanding that these kids are not our accessories. They’re little human beings that need structure. And structure is really important for them because it helps their brain organize everything.”

Flavin also says celebrities’ wealth plays a part—not her kids mind you because she’s a better parent than everyone else—went on to speak about her own daughters Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet:

“It’s OK what you decide to be as an adult, but raise them just with good common sense … my daughters were tomboys. They preferred to wear pants than dresses, you know? And they loved sports. But I never said, ‘Oh, you’re a boy now.’ I just said, ‘You love to play sports, you love to hang out with boys, that’s awesome.'”

Oh, you’re a boy now, Jennifer? Is that how transgender works? Raise them to be decent, educated, accepting people, Jennifer, and pray to the almighty that they don’t decide to be cats … or you.

Speaking of trans I saw this on Facebook:

A man posed the question:

What’s the difference between:

A] Transwomen

B] Women

Let the tolerant crowd explain this one. I’ll get the popcorn.

And someone replied:

Trans women have only had to cover their drinks around you since they transitioned.

Happy to help.

I might have added, Now f*ck off.

Just a couple of new photos of the kitchen progress … I love the honey cabinets with the dark blue and both of those colors are subtly picked up in the countertops … which are about a week or so out. Then we’ll pick tile for the backsplash, hoping to find some Mexican tiles as accents.

Soon …..

Am I the only one who thinks it should be a much bigger deal, and something that should never be forgotten, that the Vice President of the United States rose to the defense of Young Republicans who openly spoke of their love for Hitler, slavery and raping women?

Never let JD forget what he said.

A spot of good news … here’s a list of some of the countries that also celebrated No Kings day with protests against Cankles:

Portugal … Spain … Netherlands … Norway … Sweden … Belgium … Czech Republic … Denmark … Finland … France … Germany … Italy … Ireland … United Kingdom … Canada … Mexico … Costa Rica … Japan … Australia.

We are not alone; our allies are global.

James Yates, a British model, has shot campaigns for the likes of Hugo Boss and Tom Ford and calls both LA and Australia home, so … Would You Hit It?

PS I would.