Bobservations

Prepare yourselves … last week Carlos had some stomach stuff and the diarrhea was happening. It got so bad he even called his doctor about it, but she suggested white rice and mashed potatoes and lots of fluids. Which he did but … once the diarrhea—god that word makes me wanna hurl—was done and gone, the constipation set in and now he was having the opposite problem made worse by the fact that he would describe his bathroom deposits to me. ME? The one who hurls at the sound of a word??

“I’m just waiting for that one Titanic poop and then I’ll be fine.”

“Titanic?”

“Yes, one giant poop.”

“Is it gonna float in the toilet until it hits an iceberg and then sink?”

Yesterday, he almost had a poop but is still hoping for ‘his poop to go on and on …

From November 2025 … It’s not that he’s egotistical, it’s just that no story is as good as a Great Tuxedo story …or so he tells me.

After Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were shot and killed at their home, and after Minnesota Democrat State Senator John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette, were both shot at their home but managed to survive, The Felon said he would not call Minnesota Democrat Governor Tim Walz because:

“I’m not calling him. The guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s a mess. So, you know, I could be nice and call him, but why waste time?”

Four Americans shot, two of them killed, and picking up a phone would be a waste of time. Thanks, America. We could have had decency but you voted for a fucking pig.

Nothing says it’s Summer like temperatures in the 90s and some hot beefy manly tan cakes, eh?

On the upside, while The Felon doesn’t want drag queens on stage at the Kennedy Center he couldn’t stop them from being in the audience and being cheered by the crowd.

When The Felon and his Slovenian Hooker attended a performance of Les Misérables at the Kennedy Center last week drag artists Tara Hoot, Ricky Rosé, Vagenesis, and Mari Con Carne also attended the show in full drag. And when the queens entered the theater, the crowd greeted them with cheers and applause while The Felon and Couch Fucker were loudly booed upon arrival.

The queens received their tickets from season ticket holders who donated them through Qommittee—a national advocacy network of drag artists and allies led by survivors of high-profile hate crimes such as the Pulse and Club Q mass shootings, a firebombing at an Ohio church, and an attack on a power grid in North Carolina.

Werk, queens.

I didn’t write this but it’s perfection …

One thing no one has explained is why women’s rights should vary by state, while men keep the same rights across the entire country, no matter where they live.

Don’t Americans have equal protection under the 14^th Amendment? Misogyny as policy treats women as “less than.” There is no law that controls a man’s body.

Now do the same for women.

And so it begins … work is being done at Casa Bob y Carlos with the removal of the two skylights in the sunroom. Both were failing and since the room has four sliding glass doors in it, as you can see below, do we really need windows in the ceiling? No, I say, we don’t. 

Next up, a meeting with a cabinet maker to start the work on the new kitchen.

Lastly, or close to last, we attended the No Kings protest at the statehouse last Saturday and were surprised at the nice crowd in mostly Red South Carolina.

Great spirit from the crowd and very few MAGAts out in a counter-protest, and those that were stayed back from the No Kings group.

The crowd was enthusiastic and large, but I loved this picture I got from the newspaper showing just two people protesting.

I also loved this photo from the protests in San Francisco where their message was loud and clear on ocean Beach.

And this last one, of another event the same day, that was sparely attended …

Sean O'Pry is a thirty-six-year-old American who began modeling in 2006 and is now the nest paid male model, but still … Would You Hit It?

After some of the nastiness in politics this week, I thought I could use a little joy and then I found this …