Thursday, May 08, 2025

Bobservations

I’m just putting this out there: if a story breaks about a man flattened with a cartoon frying pan by his husband because every single morning he sings and dances to that BK jingle:

♫ ♪ At BK, have it your way. You rule. ♪ ♫

It wasn’t me.

From 10/20 … Tuxedo wished no ill will for the former and current Occupant of the White House but felt he should have suffered like the average American with the virus.

So, the GOP says a Gun Registry is too hard to do, but registering Autistic Americans is information we need to have.

Oh GOP, kindly f**k all the way off.

I love that Diana Ross showed up  to the Met Gala and stopped the carpet in that fabulous hat and giant coat that was embroidered with the names of her five children and eight grandchildren, but the best part is when Christian Siriano noted that her dress was one from her own closet like she was sitting home in Connecticut and thought:

“I think I’ll go to the gala.”

And slay.

PS Of note is that 81-year-old Diana Ross is on a world concert tour.

The Felon wants to reopen Alcatraz, which has been closed since 1963, to house prisoners. May I suggest we turn Mar-Illegal into a prison since it already has one convicted felon there.

And it already has the guard tower …

There are those who say you shouldn’t have sand in your cakes and those who say sometimes it okay … which side do you fall on with these specific cakes?

Something to ponder … JD Vance dropped Ohio State’s championship trophy during White House celebration … JD Vance visited the Pope who died the very next day … JD Vance visited India and then a terrorist attack occurred and wear broke out … JD Vance endorsed his brother for mayor of Cincinnati and his brother lost 83% to 11%.

Stay away from JD Vance. And I’m not just talking to the furniture.

Speaking of the Met Gala, Andrew Scott nailed the assignment of the theme: "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style."

Bold color and a celebration of Black dandyism on a hot gay man. And while just looking at those shoes hurts my feet, they are fabulous!

Win, win.

In case you were wondering why the Resistance keeps targeting Target, here’s why … the average Target Team Member in America earns about $3,044 per month which means the Target CEO earns $2,188,636 a month.

Yeah, no wonder Target is anti-equity.

Aleksa Gavrilović's story began when he got scouted by a modeling agency while pursuing his dream of becoming a lawyer but … Would You Hit It?

37 comments:

  1. "And I’m not just talking to the furniture" -- hahahahaha!

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    1. Seriously, no sofa is safe.

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  2. The only way the Carlos story could be funnier is if he also has a paper crown to wear as he sang the jingle. Now Bob...step away from the fry pan....

    Diana =FABULOUS! The train reminds me of the one that Rhinanna wore a couple years back. And yes, Andrew Scott nailed it. Im just sorry those shoes weren't under my bed at the end of the night!!

    I don't know about sand in my cakes, but I do know I should be there to wipe, spank, shake and lick all and every bit of that sand off those cakes!!!

    JD....stay away from that sofa fucking jinx! And I long thought since the dump lives at Mar-Lago, and remsembles a posh prison just install bars on the windows and volia...he's in jail!!!! Trap that bitch. MOUSETRAP!!! Cut him completely off with the outside world.

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    1. Oh, we hope JD's jinx lingers on his brother's fortunes as he tries to become mayor of Cincinnati.

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    2. Don't give Carlos any ideas!! Not a crown!!!
      I loved that Diana also wore a dress from her own closet ... that's a closet I would go into!
      You're spot on About Andrew and his shoes!
      It'd be worth the effort to clean those cakes, eh?
      Fingers crossed that JD and The Felon end up exactly where they belong!

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  3. Diana did slay!

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  4. Oh, I saw her arriving. Having five men take care of my cape is now in my bucket list. Fab after 80 should be a tagline.

    LOL @ Carlos.

    JD the couchf*cker is a f*ckboy.

    I keep forgetting how... weird MarALardo is...

    XOXO

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    1. Just hot guys walking behind me and fluffing my, um, cape! When Megan Thee Stallion arrived on the carpet in a similar look as Diana's--albeit a shorter cape--Christian Siriano said, "Oh Megan, it was already done and better by Diana."
      Loved that!
      xoxo

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  5. Compared with Alcatraz, it would be a lot cheaper to turn Mar-a-Lago into a high security prison. Trump's current neighbours would probably applaud the idea as it would surely push up house prices in the area.

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    1. But the sounds of him squealing nightly might push the neighbors over the edge.

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    2. Just keep filling his trough with burgers and fries, he'll be too busy chowing down to squeal.

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  6. Oh, dear, a BK jingle. Even I don’t do that (every morning). I’ll be your alibi. As for those sandy cakes. No problem. I’ve got a hose.

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    1. Thanks for the alibi.
      I will leave sandy cakes and your hose alone; not a word!

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  7. OMG. News reports that even after getting trounced, Vance's brother still moves into the general election. May nothing be safe around the couchfucker.
    As for Target? Just like Tesla, never let up!

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    1. I guess the top two get into the general election where JD's brother could lose by more!

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    2. I'd pay to watch those kinds of results come in..

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  8. Cleora Borealis10:14 AM

    🤣 Your Carlos story made me think of the movie "Demolition Man." Stallone finds out the "oldies" station on the radio is just product jingles! 😱 I can still sing the ingredients of a Big Mac...I loathe the Big Mac!! 🤮
    I often laugh at the ridiculous poses photographers demand of some of your "...Hit It?" guys. But, I like the classic poses of Aleksa Gavrilović. His pose of stretching his arm out to reach us while he winks so sexy...best ever! 🥵
    😼 Tuxedo is timeless! Switch COVID-19 to TARIFF and it works! That cat Rocks!! 😻🤘

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    1. Just watching Carlos sing You Rule! as he dances around the kitchen slays me!
      Aleksa knows how to pose!

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  9. Presumably Donald Duck's pants are round his ankles to make it easier to brown nose?

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    1. Well, and because he's so big he cannot bend over to pull them up!

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  10. Anonymous12:26 PM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
    xoxo :-)

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  11. Thursdays are always stellar around here, sweetpea! Well done YOU! xoxo

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    1. I give it my best shot!
      xoxo

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  12. Miss Diana Ross! And yes, Andrew Scott's outfit is terrific.

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    1. I liked Diana's tribute to her family, and I loved Andrew bringing color and panache!

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  13. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Tuxedo knows, he knows Trump will drop dead from syphilis in Florida just like Al Capone.
    As far as registries go, shouldn’t the GoP be registering themselves for lunacy ?!
    Don’t invite Vance to your house, not only will he bring disaster, he’ll rape your couch !
    And don’t CEO’s have it tough with all that money they sponge off ? /s
    And sadly it’s getting all worse with each day.
    -Rj

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    1. Target is paying a little bit; sales are down though I imagine the CEO isn't hurting.

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  14. If only Teidrich's words were heard by some supreme power and acted upon. AND such a shame that Tuxedo wasn't heeded either.
    My daughter is so terrified (and rightly so) about the use of private health records to locate and isolate autistic children and adults. It means there will be children who will not get the diagnosis and the treatment and accommodation they so deserve and desperately need. That will allow RFKJr and his minions to announce that they have "cured" autism. I won't be surprised to see work camps for older individuals either. First they came for...
    It's also horrifying that CEO's take home pay is like winning a lottery every month!

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    1. RFK Jr, heroin addict, calls autism a disease that can be treated; his stupidity is boundless.
      And that Target CEO is why we need to stop giving the rich tax breaks ... THEY DO NOT NEED THEM!!!!

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  15. Ms Ross still working at 81. I was so glad to retire at 61.
    No sand please. I will selflessly offer to brush it away.
    Gavrilović? Yeah, nah, yeah, nah...nah.

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    1. Yes, she is still touring and performing at 81!!!
      I'd be happy to brush off the sand ...

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  16. JD Vance is cursed and should be avoided at all costs forever. I'm not a Diana Ross fan, and that train has enough fabric to clothe several homeless children.

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  17. I would just want to rush over and brush all of that sand off of him. And apply oil to soothe his skin. And - oh am I getting distracted?

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    1. Well, to be fair, the cakes are distracting ...

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