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This Tuxedo Says is from October 2020: Tuxedo has discovered Twitter and really enjoys finding people’s Tweets and sharing them. This is one of his Favorites … |
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After that last snippet, I’m’a need me some Summertime Beach
Cakes to cleanse my palate. |
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This is model Brennan Aldred and I don’t know how old he is or where he’s from or much of anything else so we’re flying blind here but: Would You Hit It? |
Poor Carlos. Tell him to not act like the old lady we all knew. But it is a funny story!
ReplyDeleteI long said Jinkx would be the first nominated for a Tony!!!!
And your correct about the tariffs. Ups has already said they are to lay off 20,000 in addition to other companies doing the same. At least the dump can be proud of what his unemployment figures will be. Mind you, Biden how the lowest in years.
And Idaho, it would figure. Spare me the sorrow from this pitiful creature. But Bob I'd more, more than happy to give to your GoFuckYourself fund!!!
Carlos and children; oil and water.
DeleteThe tariffs will ruin our economy and The Felon will blame Joe.There are so many people who could benefit from my GoFuckYourself fund!!!
"wearing a tutu and giving a piano recital” -- hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteFunny, cuz it's very close to being true!
DeleteThat hetero fest will die the same death as their straight pride did last year, or was it the year before? Brennan's a pass. And all kids are loud, all exuberance and no volume control.
ReplyDeleteKids are kids ... I'd rather have them playing and screaming than being terrorists!
DeleteWe have kids like that in our neighborhood. It's annoying until I remember how people would offer me a quarter if I could keep my mouth shut for 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteNow, now...let the Incels have their day. It still won't help them get laid.
We used to play like that as kids ... I have to keep reminding Carlos.
DeleteSorry to say, but God is wrong; those were MS 13 tattoos. We know this because the ever truthful Donald Duck told us so in an interview that was beyond embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteDemented DonOLD. So sad.
Delete🤠OK, Carlos, let's look at the future, shall we? A neighborhood of happy kids squealing until they get tired or bored and find another, quieter activity OR a neighborhood of happy kids who enjoy tormenting that crotchety old guy who can't handle noise. 🤔 Does your house look good in toilet paper? 😘
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of crotchety...I am damned tired of living in a country being led by an ignorant, stubborn, narcissistic, syphilitic-brained megalomaniac with no face-painting skill and a full diaper!! 🤡💩🤬
On the other hand, Tuxedo Rocks!! 😻🤘
We have too many trees; the toilet paper would be an epic prank!!
DeleteI'd hope Tuxedo would have run for president.
Trump trying to make George Orwell's 1984 a checklist
ReplyDeleteScary isn't it?
DeleteI wonder if there are any photos of Carlos at the piano in his tutu. Brennan Aldred? Handsome. Greek god–like. Definitely too young.
ReplyDeleteI think those photos might have been destroyed in the Great Tutu Fire of 1964.
DeleteBrennan is too young ... sigh.
the dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
💗💗💗
DeleteWearing a tutu???
ReplyDeleteThat was THE DREAM.
And the hetero festival is a nothingburger. MAGATs really crave attention, no??
And you left me in the mood with those cakes and with Brennan's chi-chis.
Love that for Jinxx. So sad about Bianca...
XOXO
I loved the news about Jinkx as much as I loathed the news about Jiggly.
DeleteI don't think Carlos was in a tutu but he didn't actually deny it ...
xoxo
Tuxedo knows ! And up in cat heaven he knows and sees everything !
ReplyDeleteSad that things haven’t changed much in Idaho since the Boys of Boise scandal of 1955, you think that they would learn.
Brennan Aldred is like a kouros of Ancient Greece brought to life.
-Rj
He was one smart cat, and very politically savvy!
DeleteI think Tuxedo would need to add IQ45 to that calculation...though it would be close.
ReplyDeleteSnowflakes 'R Us could set up shop in that bar.
I think these days a lot of people fit Tuxedo's description.
DeleteExcellent exchange with Carlos-LOL! I would say that 47 is a bigger a-hole than McConnell although they are both huge ones. I've heard that Port of Seattle is pretty much empty. :(
ReplyDeleteI've heard the same about Seattle.
DeleteCarlos' little smile was everything.
The Felon's inability to accept that the picture of Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles had been crudely photoshopped in an act of right wing mischief was as breathtaking as it was dumb. God help us!
ReplyDeleteIt just shows he believes anything that the people he pays to kiss his ass tell him. A circle of idiocy.
DeleteAldred has many looks, but as a curly haired blond, I'm in, so to speak.
ReplyDeleteI do like the curly, too!
DeleteIt is hard to believe I was ever a child.
ReplyDeleteI remember it and there was a lot of noise!!
DeletePiano recitals in a pink tutu, there's a sweet mental image.
ReplyDeleteIt is ...
DeleteWell done you for shutting Carlos down on those kids! When I worked in central Geneva on a Wednesday afternoon when the kids didn't have school we could hear them laughing and screaming in the playground. We took bets on how long it would take the old lady opposite to start yelling at them to shut up! Hey lady, you were young once (I imagine) so give them a break!
ReplyDeleteI mean the shrieks aren't my favorites but they're just kids playing; and they aren't doing it late into the night!
DeleteI hope our Prime Minister can educate the donald quack when they meet, but not holding my breath. At least donny is speaking well about him. We will not cave to donny boy and I think he knows it. He is getting a bit worried about his crashing economy but still can’t understand that it is all his fault. It will take a very long time, maybe never to undo the damage orange asshole has done between our countries but most Americans are not feeling it yet. Gigi
ReplyDeleteYou cannot teach The Felon anything because he knows it all but remember it's not Americans doing this to you and the world, it's American Republicans and fascists.
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