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Had yet another Meryl Streep Crisis with Carlos. I was
telling him that I saw a video of her appearance on the Graham Norton Show a
few years back with Hugh Grant and they were telling stories of making Florence
Foster Jenkins.
I hadn’t used it in a while but I pulled out my cartoon frying
back and clubbed him over the head. |
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From May 2019 … another
scorcher in Smallville and once again Tuxedo has the right idea. |
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So Jeff Bezos’ arm candy Lauren Sánchez asked Big Daddy if
she could take the rocket out for a spin this week and took aerospace engineer
Aisha Bowe, social entrepreneur Amanda Nguyen, film producer Kerianne Flynn, Oprah’s
side-piece Gayle King, and “singer” and media whore Katy Perry on a ten-minute
space ride while real female astronauts are being let go in an anti-DEI
nightmare.. The Real Stupid Housewives of Space. |
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I need some cakes, some simple, plain, unadorned, man cakes
to rid my mind of the image of Katy Perry dropping to the ground after her ten-minute
ride and kissing Mother Earth. Thank God for cakes. |
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The Fascist In Chief says the 5.3 million people who took
part in the Hands Off march were paid millions by George Soros—I guess my check
is in the mail—and if the MAGAts believe that line, why not pretend you’re a
liberal and sign up for the next protest and expose the whole thing. See, we hate The Felon for free. |
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That is Peter Hildebrand, father of Daisy—the second unvaccinated girl to die of measles in Texas in just two months. This paragon of fatherhood says he has no regrets about not vaccinating her and just letting her die and does not plan to vaccinate any future children. In a perfect world Peter would be dead of measles and Daisy
could live a long full productive MAGAt
free life. Brainwashing is powerful … when you’re dumb. |
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Well, here’s a novel way to keep people from stealing your fanny back … make it look like a bag of flab hanging over your belt. First crocs and now this …  |
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Think on this … we are sinking so deep into fascism that a
Jewish Governor Josh Shapiro’s house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy
who wanted to bash Shapiro’s head in with a hammer is overshadowed by a felon
in the White saying he wants to build foreign gulags for American citizens. Resist before it’s too late. |
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Lorenzo Viotti is a 35-year-old Swiss conductor of the Netherlands Philharmonic Orchestra and Dutch National Opera who looks like he has a delicate touch with his baton, so … Would You Hit It?  |
OMG those belly flab fanny packs!
ReplyDeleteI mean, who would wear such a thing??
DeleteJamie (jannghi.blogspot.com): I am laughing at those fanny packs!
ReplyDeleteThe things people think of the make.
DeleteIt's a mad, mad, mad, mad world, Bob.
ReplyDeleteYou said it!
DeleteI find it amusing that Housewives in Space are now shrieking out because so many people are calling them a joke. You have to remember that for losers like Hildebrand, his daughter is now in Jesus' arms. And conducting with Lorenzo would be a pleasure.
ReplyDeleteThose Space Wives are a joke; what a colossal waste of money. In a world of Bezo wives, be a MacKenzie not a Lauren.
DeleteLorenzo could conduct me.
Florence Foster-Jenkins --- I actually have the album she made. Yes, it's horrendous. It makes for a great conversation piece during a party. LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh, and we are in SO much trouble.
I should see about getting one for Carlos!
DeleteHe might enjoy it. Then he might be playing it all the time. 😮
DeleteOh, the arm candy and that woman who kissed a girl are useless. I wonder about all the aerospace engineers Cheeto deleted last week from the internet. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd religious idiots should not have the ability to procreate. What a waste. Her daughter, and also him.
Can I haz cakes?
XOXO
Waste of time and money to send bimbos into space when there are uber qualified women being told to stand down.
DeleteThat father of the year was probably vaccinated for measles as a child because HIS parents weren't cultists.
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Personally I would have done almost anything to keep my child alive - died in her place, given everything I had away. Most parents love their children passionately enough that they would allow their child to have a vaccination to stop them catching a potentially deadly illness, just in case it worked.
ReplyDeleteStuns me that a father could watch his unvaccinated child die and said he'd never vaccinate a child. I wish we could give him the snip-snip.
DeleteHousewives in Space is exactly what I said to my daughter. The funds that were spent for this vanity project could have solved the issue of hunger in the States (and likely beyond).
ReplyDeleteAs for Hildebrand, he looks exactly as I would think he would. A fat pig who thinks children are disposable...he always make another one.
Those wives and that father are what's wrong in the world today.
DeleteYou can't cure stupid.
ReplyDeleteCould we send it to a desert island forever though?
Delete🤬 I have absolute contempt for parents who torture their children (or anyone else) in the name of "religion." Make no mistake. These parents are not doing this so their children can be more quickly "in the arms of Jesus." They are torturing a sick, fearful child in order to pave their own way onto a golden street in heaven! "Look at me, Jesus, I did this for your glory! Now, dammit, give me my seat at your table! And if that one kid wasn't enough to get me my eternal glory, I got plenty more I can kill for you, and I will so gimme my halo!!"
ReplyDeleteBrainworm Bobby loves their horrific delusions because he can use them for his own purposes. He is determined to push his vax=autism theories no matter who is hurt, but he has had to redirect the focus a bit in the face of outbreaks and people disagreeing with him more openly about vaxing. Now, autism is, and always was 😉, the point and by god, he will spend every last one of our tax dollars to find out its cause (while he demands that the report claims it's the vaccines)! The big problem for him now is that he never took the time to study what autism is. Now, both scientists and parents of children with autism are outraged and disgusted by how little he knows!
NPR reported on his recent speech:
[Speaking of kids with autism, Kennedy said "these are kids who will never pay taxes. They'll never hold a job. They'll never play baseball. They'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted."]
Kennedy knows NOTHING! He obviously never heard of the spectrum! Even the briefest of Google searches will show both basic and amazing accomplishment of people with autism!! He couldn't be bothered and we know it!! The glory of Bobby is the point! Nothing more!! 🤬
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/04/16/nx-s1-5366676/autism-cdc-rates-rfk-research
😻 On the other hand...Tuxedo sunning his privates rocks!! 🤘🫶
RFK Jr is a disgrace to his family and all families.
DeleteTuxedo liked to sun his junk.
This country is already in so much trouble I don't think there's any coming back from it.
ReplyDeleteAnd the SpaceX thing really bugged me. Now we're sending Ordinary People into space? And with this bunch, or anybody in general what possibly could go wrong? I thought it was a shame that the rocket didn't go off course and never returned.
Katy Perry. Seriously, the dumbest media whore on the planet, and Gayle King, who raced home to snuggle O and talk about being an astroNUT.
DeleteLauren Sanchez, with her new breasts and new lips and new face and new fillers; it's a surprise that it all didn't explode in the rocket.
Like your other readers, I am sickened by the events in this country. Anyone who intentionally lets his kid die needs to have surgery to ensure he doesn’t breed any others.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of the Bezos penis rocket filled with blowup party dolls was seeing him face plant when it landed.
I’m tuning up my violin so I can audition with Lorenzo when he calls.
That father and his ilk should be sterilized; I'd say give 'em a lobotomy too but how could you tell the difference afterwards.
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ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
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Those vain and egocentric space cadets should give it up. That so called Christian father and others of his sick ilk should be charged with child abuse, neglect and murder ! RFK Jr apparently believes people with autism are less than human, that’s how the Nazis started before any person in Germany with any perceived handicap were eventually put to death in places like Hadamar and Bad Polzin. What a sick place America has become in the very beginnings of Trump’s second term. :(
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America will end this Felon bull shiz but it will take decades to get us back on track again.
DeleteThat may be the first shirtless photo I've ever seen of an orchestra conductor! (But I'm married to a conductor, so I can attest that they are sexy.)
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine what mental gymnastics Hildebrand must be twisting himself into in order to not blame himself for his daughter's death. Either that or he's just a flaming, supersonic idiot.
I don't blame Katy Perry and Gayle King for going into space. Why not? I do blame Trump for eviscerating NASA and real science, but Katy Perry's not responsible for that. (As far as I know. She's not a Trumper, is she?)
I should clarify: the first shirtless photo I've ever seen of a FAMOUS orchestra conductor. :)
DeleteHe looks like a fit conductor, eh?
DeleteThat father should never be allowed to parent again.
I blame Perry and Gayle and the influencers because, even with half a brain, they should know this isn't empowering women when the qualified women are being shunted aside.
I was going to comment about rockets not exploding when you need them to, but instead I'm gonna take the high road and just ditto the dog's mother. There, I feel better now.
ReplyDeleteI will say the rocket should have exploded or even just drifted off to the ends of the universe never to be seen or heard of again.
DeleteThose fanny packs are hilarious! And yes, that conductor pushes all of the right buttons!
ReplyDeleteI needed that conductor today!
DeleteI’ll take two belly flab fanny packs and one Lorenzo. Meryl Streep should have played Florence Foster Jenkins. She would have been perfect. She didn’t make a great cab driver.
ReplyDeleteI'd like two Lorenzos, and Meryl in anything!
DeleteHo-ho - those fat belly fanny packs are really something! As for that witches' coven journeying up into space and back again - what a waste of ****ing time!
ReplyDeleteTime and money, but plenty of ego to go around.
DeleteHildebrand is not only stupid, he is also heartless. Yes, better he died than Daisy.
ReplyDeleteGive anti DEI, the all female rocket trip struck me as odd when I first heard about it, until I learnt they were celebrities.
That fanny pack wearing misguided young man doesn't realise he will look like that soon enough as nature takes its course.
Celebrities in space because Bezos has money to just throw around on stunts.
DeleteI love your take on the fanny packs!
Jeff Bozo has all the money in the world and he settled for that 😂
ReplyDeleteRight?
DeleteThose fanny packs are awful, but now I'm wondering how many I have seen and not known what they were.
ReplyDeleteRight? People may be wearing them and we don't know it!
DeleteOooohh I love those fanny packs. Might get myself the third one down - the hairy one!!! But would I have the nerve to wear it? And Carlos of course Meryl was in FFJ. She was brilliant (as always). It has got to be SO hard to sing so badly if that isn't your norm, and I know I would crack up laughing every time I tried!
ReplyDeleteI imagine the stares you'd get with your hairy belly!
DeleteAnd Carlos so loved Florence that I was shocked he'd forgotten it was Meryl!
Do I really have to come back there?
ReplyDeleteYou actually don't, but we need your thoughtful resistance.
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