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No real Carlos story this week other than the shocking
revelation that, while watching SNL last week he actually recognized Lady Gaga
as Lady Gaga and did not call her Ma-dough-na. My little man is learning pop culture. Y’all! |
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Tuxedo was taking a break from politics and riots and murder
this week, after his own traumatic experience with Mean Daddy who left him
outside ... he just needed a chuckle… |
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Apparently if you find yourself with these particular cakes
you also … wait for it … Got Milk. |
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Pro-Palestinian activists said Saturday they have vandalized
The Felon’s Turnberry golf course in Scotland, painting “Gaza Is Not For Sale”
in giant letters on the lawn and using red spray paint on the club house’s
exterior wall. Resistance is happening. |
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Stephanie Lovins, an Ohio Realtor was fired from Century 21 after leaving no tip for her server at a Mexican restaurant, and writing on the charge slip, “I hope [The Felon] deports You.” Maybe she should have thought for a nano-second before assuming someone with brown skin is undocumented and or maybe she should just shut her ignorant yap, eh Steph? When the story broke Lovins claimed that it wasn’t her and that her credit card was “lost/stolen and somebody tried
to use it but a video from inside the restaurant proved that Steph is a liar in
addition to being a bigoted bitch. Take.That. |
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Just a thought, but maybe we shouldn’t hand over our air traffic
control system to a Nazi whose space rockets … and cars and trucks … keep
exploding. |
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These are the Ten Democrats who voted with Republicans to
censure Congressman Al Green for standing up to The Felon:
Give ‘em a call and remind
them that no one censured Joe Wilson for shouting ‘You lie’ at President Obama,
or even Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert, who acted like drunken mean
girls, during a Biden speech. |
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If you look at it like this, the idea of Canada becoming the
51st state isn’t so bad because if they succeeded we’d be adding
another 40 million voters who overwhelmingly hate The Felon and hate MAGAts and
could flip both the House and the Senate Blue! Amirite? |
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The Good News is Tesla stock is in freefall, but the better news is that CNBC is calling Leon Skum's stock decline "The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre." |
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The same people who think Transgenic mice means Transgender
mice are the people who want to get rid of the Department of Education. |
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Jean Baptiste Plumeau is a French dancer, choreographer and underwear model, BUT … Would You Hit It?  |
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It’s nice to see that the Slovenian Hooker turned Mail Order
Bride still has a talent she can fall back on when this all implodes. |
Thank you for my first hearty laugh of the day, "The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre."
ReplyDeleteIt fits, no?
Delete"The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteThat was a good one!
DeleteWhat talent is it that the gold-digger hath? Apart from gold digging of course.
ReplyDeleteNo talent at all.
DeleteThe Scots really, truly hate Trump. I'm betting Lovins is a fake blonde. I'm betting Melanoma has always been the Fist lady. And it's a go for Plumeau.
ReplyDeleteMelanie does whatever the market will bear.
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ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)
😎😎😎
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Fist Lady! RFLOL! I just can’t!
ReplyDeleteYou DO know, don’t you, that Carlos now thinks Ma-dough-na is Lady Gaga?
I believe Carlos also thinks she's Pink or Gwen Stefani or Christina Aguilera!
DeleteAre you right? Yes you are!
ReplyDeleteHowever, no to the beefcakes!
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Delete🤪 Chrissy Houlahan (D-PA) has a certain consistency, I guess. She voted to censure Al Green, but she also introduced a resolution to censure Lauren "Deep Hands" Boebert for publicly mocking Al Green for "waving his pimp cane at POTUS!" 🤯 Boebert responded that "I have never seen him using that cane for walking." Well, yah, Bobo, so that gives you full license to call a Black colleague a pimp!! Stoopid bigotry is her jam! 🤬🤬
ReplyDelete😺 I love Tuxedo's story today. I went to my Vet for Hoomins early this morning for cataract surgery and I am healing better thinking of your caring boy as my purrimedic! 🤣 Tuxedo Rocks!! 😻🤘
Tuxedo was a favorite at the vet's office.
DeleteI had to get my magnifying glass out to read fist lady. I threw up a little at the mental picture and then laughed my lack of butt off! After the sadistic mammogram and ultrasound from hell yesterday, this was terrifically cheering. Thanks Bobulah.
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help with some laughter, Duchess.
DeleteSorry Bob, I like you (and several other Americans) but there is NO F'G way that Canada will become the 51st state. For one thing, I sincerely doubt the current administration would allow us to be other than a territory so that kiboshes the idea of us voting and turning the House and Senate. Then there is the over my dead body will we ever be part of the United States. We're already American (as in North America), and that isn't going to change.
ReplyDeleteWhat an inappropriate name for Lovins...there ain't no love in that woman at all. But Fist Lady works so well for the felon's wife.
Oh, I know it won't, but if it did .....
DeleteFist lady! Ha. Too funny. You are so right about the people who think Transgenic mice means Transgender mice being the ones who want to get rid of the Department of Education. The world is full of stupid people and they all seem to wear red hats.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they can't read ... which they can't.
DeleteJean Baptiste Plumeau is rather hot but I love cake man's face.
ReplyDeleteGustavo Salazar, apparently.
DeleteThanks for putting a name to the cakes!
DeleteThat map with stars on the left and stripes on the right surprises me, I thought all of that top right section was Canada. My atlases have Hudson Bay and Quebec as part of Canada and everything above that. I do know that Alaska is American, though I used to believe it was part of Canada when I was in school.
ReplyDeleteWow Stephanie Lovins. What a piece of work! How the hell do you write something like that about a person who is just doing their job!!! I'm glad she was fired! I guess she used up her last brain cell writing that message!
ReplyDeleteShe's a bit self-entitled ... and a bitch.
DeleteThe "Tesla Chainsaw Massacre" has started my day off with a chuckle. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! 😁
Delete"Fist Lady" --- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrific start to my Friday (I know I'm a day late, but, you know: Life.)
I don't get replies anymore? Have I offended?
ReplyDeleteI must have missed your comment ... that map is a made up map, a "what if" Canada became part of the US.
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