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Some readers think I pick on Carlos a lot even though he
loves being featured on the blog and has a fabulous sense of humor; he loves
the attention. But now, I am beginning to wonder. Every Sunday Carlos makes pancakes and last week, as he was
serving them, he was setting my plate down on the table and tipped my café con
leche into my lap. Two days later, I was working in the office and he came back
with a plastic container of gorgonzola to ask if it was bad. I took the
container, opened the lid and knew instantly it wasn’t good. I handed him back
the container but he knocked it back at me, throwing cheese all over my shirt. I may have to rethink the Tales of Carlos stories. Nah. |
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This Tuxedo Says is from February 4, 2020 …  But the real question is how much will it cost to change their name from GOP to PPP … Pedophile Protection Paty? |
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Let me get this queer … MAGAts want to save girls from trans
athletes but not from wealthy sexual predators? Got it. |
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I hate to play the conspiracy card but anyone who paved over
a rose garden and wants a huge ballroom—though they have no balls—doesn’t plan
on leaving the White House in three years and if that doesn’t scare you into
The Resistance and into voting Blue I don’t know what will. |
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I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she
said to me, "I could marry you" I couldn't believe it ... You do something nice for someone
and they threaten to ruin your life in return. |
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If baking a cake for a same-sex wedding is endorsing
homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia. |
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The Felon appeared on the roof of the White House yesterday
so either he was thinking of jumping, but sadly didn’t follow through, or Melanie
threw a snack up there and then locked the door. More likely, he’s a demented traitorous moron. |
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Dean Cain, who played Superman in the 1990s series
"Lois & Clark," revealed to fans … er fan … that he had enlisted
as an officer in the Immigration and Customs Enforcement [ICE]. Well, to be fair, his acting career has basically been over
since Superman was cancelled … and from the looks of the bloated face, maybe he
meant his was asking for more ice in his vodka tonic? |
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Sergio Fernandez is a Latino older male model with salt-and-pepper hair and gorgeous baby blues so, Would You Hit It?  |
I have long said of the dump, if he's not guilty of things he shouldn't worry then what comes out from so many places. But that he puts up such fits and crybaby tantrums says it all...guilty.
ReplyDeleteDon't even THINK of pulling the Carlos Files each week!!!!!!! And the Tuxedo snippet this week was a good one.
I too have already thought the Dump has pulled such bullshit, and still getting away or his way on everything...and then with the announcement of the ballroom, I thought the same thing you did Bob. You KNOW when 2026 comes he is not leaving! We will be in full dictatorship by then.
And the dump on the roof!!! Someone up there could have pushed him and been a national hero! Hell, I'd done it. If Joan were here, she'd have said-
"Secret service boys! Melania! You should have pushed him!
DAMMMNNNNNN IT!" Can't anyone in that administration do anything right?????
I thought for sure Melanie would bum rush the Fat Bastard and shove him over the edge.
DeleteCarlos would be so upset if I'm stopped telling his stories.
This morning he heard a commercial with sheep in it and began making sheep noises and then said, goddess I love his accent, "I spick ship."
Maybe you just need a new regular feature called "Carlos' Revenge."
ReplyDeleteDon't give him any idea! I'm still picking bits of gorgonzola out of my shirt! 😁
DeleteCarlos knows. Caine has never come to terms with the fact that he was a one hit wonder. I thought you knew, the ballroom is just one more money laundering scheme.
ReplyDeleteWe all love Carlos! As a fellow half-blind person, I wish I was half as clever, and I'd miss his antics.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't plan on going anywhere. SCOTUS is helping him with the further gutting of the VRA to ensure he is able to stay. Maddow said it best on Monday: "It's not coming, it's here. We are now living under an authoritarian leader." And she listed out everything he has done and gotten away with.
Just assure Carlos that he will always be the first element of your "bobservations" and he doesn't have to do more and more extreme things to get better exposure. LOL
ReplyDeleteWho cares what Dean Cain thinks about anything? I certainly don't.
Trump claims he knows nothing about Maxwell's very long conversations with Todd Blanche nor her transfer to the softest women's facility in America. Previously he said, "I wish her well" but had nothing to say about the girls that she targeted and abused with Epstein. Trump is like Pinocchio - a liar extraordinaire.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣 A ballroom for a guy who has no balls!! Brilliant Bobservation!! 🫡
ReplyDelete😚 Carlos has always had my admiration. Today's examples give him my undying admiration!! 🤗😘
🤬 That Crapulent Bastard announced he is the King of LA28 Olympics! 😱 It isn't just because he's the king of the whole world.🤮 He wants to be on the front lines to accuse the first female athlete, in any sport, from any country (maybe even Russia), who defeats a female USA athlete in a medal round, of being an ugly disgusting TRANS!! "Show us the pussy! Show us the DNA test! This is a travesty! Everyone must show us their pussies!!" The only way this doesn't happen is if Donald the Hutt doesn't live long enough to be there!! 💩🤞
😹 On the other hand, Tuxedo Rocks!! 😻🤘
He was on the roof ... a clear 🎯!
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ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)