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Some readers think I pick on Carlos a lot even though he loves being featured on the blog and has a fabulous sense of humor; he loves the attention. But now, I am beginning to wonder.

Every Sunday Carlos makes pancakes and last week, as he was serving them, he was setting my plate down on the table and tipped my café con leche into my lap.

Two days later, I was working in the office and he came back with a plastic container of gorgonzola to ask if it was bad. I took the container, opened the lid and knew instantly it wasn’t good. I handed him back the container but he knocked it back at me, throwing cheese all over my shirt.

I may have to rethink the Tales of Carlos stories.

Nah.

This Tuxedo Says is from February 4, 2020 …

But the real question is how much will it cost to change their name from GOP to PPP … Pedophile Protection Paty?

Let me get this queer … MAGAts want to save girls from trans athletes but not from wealthy sexual predators?

Got it.

I hate to play the conspiracy card but anyone who paved over a rose garden and wants a huge ballroom—though they have no balls—doesn’t plan on leaving the White House in three years and if that doesn’t scare you into The Resistance and into voting Blue I don’t know what will.

I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you"

I couldn't believe it ... You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return.

If baking a cake for a same-sex wedding is endorsing homosexuality, then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

The Felon appeared on the roof of the White House yesterday so either he was thinking of jumping, but sadly didn’t follow through, or Melanie threw a snack up there and then locked the door.

More likely, he’s a demented traitorous moron.

Dean Cain, who played Superman in the 1990s series "Lois & Clark," revealed to fans … er fan … that he had enlisted as an officer in the Immigration and Customs Enforcement [ICE].

Well, to be fair, his acting career has basically been over since Superman was cancelled … and from the looks of the bloated face, maybe he meant his was asking for more ice in his vodka tonic?

Sergio Fernandez is a Latino older male model with salt-and-pepper hair and gorgeous baby blues so, Would You Hit It?