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The other day I was telling Carlos about a new client at work. This woman had come with a friend who told me she had lived in Camden through high school, but then moved to Texas, and had now moved back to Columbia.

Carlos looked at me quizzically, and asked her name, but I had forgotten it—luckily, she wasn’t the client … awkward. He said her story was similar to a woman who’d asked him to play his trumpet at her church Christmas service while she played piano.

I tried remembering even her first name and couldn’t, and then, not thinking which is how I go through life, I said to Carlos:

“What does she look like?”

He paused; I paused. And then we both burst out laughing as he said:

“I’ve never seen her!”

Sometimes we forget about his vision impairment. Luckily, he can laugh about it.

This one is from September 2010:

“Someone Has it Easy On Caturday....

While Carlos and I cleaned house and reorganized a closet.......yes, we are that much fun....someone else took a snooze.

Lucky.”

He looks a little annoyed that I was disturbing his nap.

Word has it that the relationship between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, AKA Large Marge and The Bobo, has gotten so bad that one of their colleagues, Rep. Tim Burchett, thinks “a fistfight could break out at any moment.”

Well, whoever wins that fight should be forced to take on the winner of the Elon Musk-Mark Zuckerberg Big Dick Battle … and fight to the death.

Okay, when he was younger, Brad Pitt was steaming hot—and this is from me, a guy who’s not really into blonds—but as he got older, he became more rugged sexy … Once Upon A Time In Hollywood sexy. But this week Brad went to Wimbledon and, maybe it’s just me, but he seems to be Benjamin Button-ing … getting younger rather than older.

House Republicans have proposed several amendments to the National Defense Authorization Act in order to limit the Pentagon’s use of electric vehicles because it's a Biden thing, going green and all. And while there is some debate over the merits of EVs, they emit less noise and heat, so they’re harder for enemies to detect.

I imagine a world where one day all cars are electric … well, except one: The GOP Clown Car will always be a stench emitting gas bag.

There’s growing crisis in Ron DeSantis’ campaign … between reports the campaign is burning through cash—Casey DeSantis’ opera glove budget must be extensive—and that staff is leaving or being fired.

So what does a desperate fool do when he needs some attention? He goes to the “woke” media for a sit-down. Yes, the same Ron DeSantis who called corporate media “very, very untrustworthy” sat down with Jake Tapper on CNN this week,

The desperation stinks as bad as Ronnie’s feet did when he took off those white go-go boots.

Down in Texas, officers working for Governor Greg Abbott’s border security initiative have been told not to give water to asylum seekers even in extreme heat and to push small children and nursing babies back into the Rio Grande, which has been strung with razor wire and a wall of buoys.

They aren’t trying to stop immigrants from  crossing the border, they’re trying to kill them. I have joked about it before, but Abbott really needs to have his wheelchair pushed into the Rio Grande.

Maximilian Paul Diarmuid Irons, AKA Max Iron,  is a six-foot-one, 37-year-old,  English-Irish actor, and the son of actor Jeremy Irons. But this is more about Would You Hit It?