Why Is It ...

… that people don’t realize that I’m quiet because not everyone gets to have access to the Premium Personality Package™.

… that I spent years seeking everyone’s approval and then I realized I don’t like everyone; problem solved.

… that people call me old-fashioned just because I don’t wanna buy a new toaster that I can sync with my phone.

… that the other day when someone called me evil, I just smiled. For a minute there I thought I was losing my spark.

… that most days half of me wants to cause a ruckus … and the other half does, too.

… that really good friends don’t ask why you need a concrete block and some heavy-duty rope, they just ask if the lake is deep enough.

… that when my boss asks if I’m ready to work, I always say “I’m prepared to give it my some.”

… that accordion to a recent survey 7 out of 10 people don’t realize when a word in a sentence is replaced with a musical instrument

… that people should never ask me what’s wrong, because I’ll start from 2006.

… that while everyone wants to work on Artificial Intelligence, I want something done about Natural stupidity.