Friday, April 17, 2020

I Didn't Say It ...


Andrew Cuomo, Governor of New York,  on _____’s claim that his “authority is total”:

“I don’t know what the president is talking about, frankly. You have to remember it’s the states that created the federal government, right? It’s the colonies that created the federal government, not the other way around. We don’t have a king, we have a president.”

Well, to be fair, we don’t have a president. We have an unhinged, ill-eqipped, unfit, mentally defective asshat in the White House.
_____, on March 4th:

“We have a very small number of people in this country. The biggest impact was when we took the 40-plus people [from a cruise ship]. But if you don’t add that to the numbers, we’re talking about very small numbers in the US.”

April 16th: 34,000+ Americans are dead.
Fact.
David Michaels, former Occupational Safety and Health Administration [OSHA] chief on _____’s COVID-19 response:

“I would give them an F. They’re simply missing in action in handling this epidemic. 12 weeks ago safety and health experts said OSHA should be preparing, should be issuing emergency standards to make sure workers are protected first in health care and then all these other essential workers and OSHA still hasn’t done it. OSHA has been invisible in this whole response.”

I also give them an F … as in Fucked us royally.
Dr. Mehmet Oz, medical hack and Fox News contributor, on reopening schools because not that many children would die:

“We need our mojo back. Let’s start with things that are really critical to the nation where we think we might be able to open without getting into a lot of trouble. I tell you, schools are a very appetizing opportunity. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing that the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3 percent, in terms of total mortality. And, you know, any life is a life lost, but to get every child back into a school where they’re safely being educated, being fed and making the most out of their lives, with a theoretical risk on the back side, that might be a tradeoff some folks would consider.”

Hey Oz? Would you trade off one of your children for the good of the economy?
Right, So STFU you ignorant hack.
Matt Bomer, my Husband-in-my-Head, on his husband … what? … and family making the best of the situation on Easter:

“It’s Easter 2020, ya’ll! This was the take when I told everyone to ‘just have fun with it.’ Happy Easter to everyone out there from our family to yours. Wishing you all good health, safety, and all the provisions you need—and a big thank you to everyone in the medical field, and all those providing essential services—you’re all heroes.”

Yeah, that’s how a celebrity handles the situation.
Thank those on the front line and don’t complain about life in the manse on lockdown.
PS Matt? Um, if you wanna get away, we have room in Smallville, though. Just sayin’.
Jedediah Bila, weekend co-host of “Fox & Friends,” slamming _____ for taking a potshot at Chris Wallace, host of “Fox News Sunday”:

“Enough with the 3rd grade name-calling. Chris is doing his job. The news should not be any president’s friend, ally, or buddy. If it bothered you when Obama complained about Fox News, but you’re silent on this complete nonsense, then just stop. Seriously. Enough.”

I agree, though, Fox News helped create _____ and loves to blare his childish insults at every turn, so while you’re lambasting the president for his antics, try turning your ire back at your own network.
Michelle Obama, pushing for vote by mail:

“There is nothing partisan about striving to live up to the promise of our country; making the democracy we all cherish more accessible; and protecting our neighbors, friends and loved ones as they participate in this cornerstone of American life.”

The more people who vote, the more democrats are elected, so this administration’s aversion to mail-in voting is purely partisan bull shiz.
Fact.

13 comments:

  1. "unhinged, ill-eqipped, unfit, mentally defective asshat in the White House."
    yup.
    stay safe,
    xoxo :-)

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  2. Bomer is a class act. Always has been.
    Chris Wallace...well, he's done better through this than he has in the past. At least his daddy isn't spinning in his coffin any longer.
    I sure wish Michelle and Barrack would do a little more "speaking out" right about now.

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  3. personally I'd give the virus 10 out of 10 and the Fatso in Chief Z minus!

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  4. cuomo! obama! REAL LEADERS!

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  5. If the real first lady wants mail in voting then hopefully the fake first lady starts repeating her words as usual.

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  6. Mehmet Oz - dick on a stick!

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  7. @TDM
    i tried to avoid cursing for a hot minute there!

    @whkattk
    I think now that the nominee is apparent, they will do more. I don't think they wanted to influence the primary's purpose by speaking out then.

    @Helen
    The virus is kicking his ass.

    @AM
    As someone wonderful might say, "GAYmen!"

    @Steven
    My thoughts exactly, but i'm sure Melanie is kept on a short leash.

    @Treaders
    So, so right. He's a "doctor" like Dr, Phil is a "doctor."

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  8. And what's funny...Trump and his whole family voted by mail.

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  9. You are right, we really don't have a president. We have a moron.

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  10. Every time I read about Michelle or Barack I feel refreshed. Remember when there were adults in the White House? Not a spoiled, privileged, whiny man-child?
    Cheeto does not want voting by mail. The Repugs know they won't be able to suppress voting that way and research shows more Dems vote via mail. Also see: fucking up the USPS.
    Doctor Oz and 'DOCTOR' Phil need to eff the right off.

    And hands off Matt Bomer, Bob....

    XOXO

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  11. Fox News has aided and abetted the Idiot Jerk in spreading this Pandemic. They, too, need to be shut down.

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  12. @MM
    They don't see the irony, because all they see is privilege.

    @Michael
    One day, some day, this will all be a bad dream.

    @Six
    Those "doctors" need to be removed from TV and stripped of their licenses.
    Matt Bomer is MY-HUSBAND-IN-MY-HEAD.

    @Dave
    Fox, sadly, is the cockroach of news channels and may live forever, but we need to get a president who doesn't use them as his mouthpiece.

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  13. When this ghastly Covid-19 saga is over, and the final American death tally is estimated as being, one hopes, substantially less than the half a million which has been touted [purposely exaggerated?] you can bet your bottom dollar that ______ will claim credit for having, through his prompt and effective action, 'saved' so many hundreds of thousands of lives. Which, of course, will beg the question was it put high so he'd be able to do just that i.e. claim [spurious] credit?

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