I Didn't Say It ... Asshats of the Pandemic

Devin Nunes, _____lapdog and GOP congressman from California, telling people to stop panicking and go out to dinner:

“There’s a lot of concerns with the economy here because people are scared to go out, but I will just say, one of the things you can do if you’re healthy, you and your family, it’s a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant.”

Yes, by all means congregate in a room filled with strangers. That’s one way not to get sick.

Devin Nunes has got to be of the dumbest Republicans on record, and that’s saying a lot!

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Vanessa Hudgens, actress, singer and asshat, on the coronavirus and people self-isolating:

“Yeah, till July sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t. I’m sorry. But like, it’s a virus. I get it. I respect it. But at the same time, like, even if everybody gets it, like yeah, people are gonna die, which is terrible, but like inevitable?”

You can’t fix stupid and you cannot explain a worldwide pandemic to a moron.

Still, after being dragged by social media, Hudgens offered an apology of sorts, about her comments “being taken out of context.” And then she said she was in her home, under lockdown.

I wonder if it could be permanent?

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Mark Steyn, Fox News substitute host, on the coronavirus being a “gay” thing:

“San Francisco has just ordered everyone to shelter in place, just to say, ‘Stay in your apartment. Don’t leave your apartment unless you need to go out to a grocery store or to a pharmacy or to a doctor’s.’ Why are they doing that? Why is San Francisco the first to do that? Because they’ve got all the gay guys there. It’s a big gay town, San Francisco, and they’re the ones with all the compromised immune systems from all the protease inhibitors and all the other stuff. And they don’t want all the gays dropping dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch. So that’s why they’ve got all that sheltering in place there. And even if it dropped, they all dropped dead on the San Francisco mayor’s watch, if there was a big gay apocalypse, you know, the way this thing is going now, it would be _____ who would get blamed for it anyway. He’d be — it would be his homophobia that would have struck down all these people in San Francisco. So that’s why they’ve all been ordered to stay home.”

Steyn also wondered if Elizabeth Warren is a biological woman, and says white supremacists are better than “illegal immigrants” because at least they’re citizens.

Dumb as fuck.

Homophobic as shiz.

Ignorant as hell.

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Evangeline Lilly, actress and clearly a Vanessa Hudgens fan, saying she won’t practice social distance:

“Where we are right now feels a lot too close to Marshall Law [sic] for my comfort already, all in the name of a respiratory flu. It’s unnerving…Let’s be vigilant right now. And kind. Watchful and gracious—keeping a close eye on our leaders, making sure they don’t abuse this moment to steal away more freedoms and grab more power.”

Oh my god, how are these stupid people allowed to exist. No one is forcing you to distance yourself from anyone, you moronic tool, they are simply saying it’s an easy way to protect yourself and others from the virus.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

And PS asshat: it’s Martial law, not Marshall.

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Richard Burr, North Carolina GOP Senator, and Senate Intelligence Committee chair, warning wealthy constituents weeks ago that COVID-19 was comparable to the 1918 flu pandemic, but refusing to say it to anyone else, like his not wealthy constituents, maintaining allegiance to the White House:

“‘There’s one thing that I can tell you about this: It is much more aggressive in its transmission than anything that we have seen in recent history. It is probably more akin to the 1918 pandemic.”

Tell the wealthy, but ignore your less affluent constituents, because it’s all about the coins from the 1%.

Typical GOP pandering fuckmonkey.

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