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There is a woman who gives Carlos rides to court if I can’t and I have dubbed her his CarWife. He loathes that so you know I run with it.

Well, this woman asked him to meet her son, who is on the Autism spectrum, because both he and Carlos are science nerds.

This week the woman’s husband had a minor heart procedure and Carlos texted that he was glad it all went well and signed off:

“Sending him love.”

He tells me this and I ask, dumbfounded:

“Are you dating this entire family? I mean, first the mom and then the son and now the husband?”

His mother-wife, and son-husband, and husband-husband??? It’s all too much!

This Tuxedo Says is from September 2021 when COVIDIOTS were spreading their so-called cures:

"I swear, one of these days Tuxedo is gonna snap his neck with all the head shaking at the daily news."

I still feel that way today!

Ketanji Brown Jackson graduated magna cum laude from Harvard-Radcliffe College and cum laude from Harvard Law School where she was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. She had 20 years’ experience as a lawyer and 10 years’ experience as a federal judge when she was nominated for the Supreme Court. And the GOP called her a DEI hire.

Markwayne Mullin has a high school diploma and a 2-year community college degree in construction management, no military or law enforcement service, and was a cow-calf rancher. He was nominated to be secretary of Homeland Security. And the GOP rallied behind him.

Think on that!

After San Antonio officials removed a rainbow crosswalk in the city’s Pride Cultural Heritage District, the community responded by installing rainbow sidewalks.

This is The Resistance at work!

You wonder why Cankles wants the SAVE Act passed so desperately that he’s refusing to sign any other bills until it goes through? Look at this:

In 2024, Cankles won nearly 58% of the vote in Starr County, Texas.

Last week, 96% of all votes cast for Senator were in the Democratic Primary.

Yes, you read that right.

If Cankles wants boots on the ground in Iran he should deploy the ICEstapo. They’ve spent months terrorizing American cities like some kind of elite military force so send ‘em to war.

Let’s see how brave they are now.

Oy, Cankles’ favorite attorney lapdog, Alina Habba, made such a gaffe on live TV while trying to nail Kamala Harris. She was being interviewed on Newsmax when she tried to say that Kamala Harris didn’t know Reverend Jesse Jackson so why did she attend the funeral:

“If you look at Kamala Harris’ comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson’s funeral, and she didn’t even know him, if you look at this, they’re reaching so far.”

Um, Alina, honey? It was the funeral of civil rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson and not the funeral of a former baseball player who is, in fact, not dead.

Speaking Cankles held a press conference at his Doral golf resort amid the ongoing illegal war in Iran and said this idiocy:

“All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms.”

Seriously stupid and demented and unfit for office.

Kyle Ponte is a Los Angeles–based dancer, choreographer, model, and actor with over a decade of professional experience spanning stage, film, television, and commercial work so Would You Hit It?