Thursday, March 05, 2026

Bobservations

I don’t really have a Carlos story this week. He’s not amused me with his take on Spanglish … he’s not done any wacky tricks around the house … So I asked him last night if he remembered doing anything crazy or wacky or silly in the past week so I could write about for my blog and he said …

“Just tell your people that I didn’t do anything stupid or crazy or nuts this week and I’m sorry.”

And I replied:

“Don’t be sorry, what you did just now is perfect.”

Oy, the looks from that man.

Here’s a Tuxedo Says from September 2021 …

With all these state legislatures trying to pass these voter suppression bills, they are the perfect place to start voting out the RepubliQAnons.

And from the looks and results of the elections the other night, this may be the year it works!

A co-worker was speaking with a female client the other day and I turned to another co-worker to say:

“Now this is coming from a homosexual so there is nothing sexual about it at all, but that woman is absolutely beautiful.”

Later in the day a former NFL player and resident of Camden came into the office and I spoke with him for several minutes. After he left I said to a co-worker:

“Now this is coming from a homosexual so everything about it is sexual, but that man is absolutely beautiful.”

That explains everything.

Bernie Sanders is proposing a bill to raise $.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires, a move that would cut their fortunes in half with a chunk of that tax money going toward $3K stimulus checks to everyone making under $150K annually.

See, if a 5% wealth tax had been imposed on Elon Musk in 2021, he would be worth $365 billion instead of the $834 billion he’s worth today and yet would still be the richest man in the world and yet every senior would have dental, vision and hearing under Medicare.

Works for me.

Just a heads up, but since Cankles started his illegal war, the DOW is crashing so shouldn’t we haul Pammy Jo Bondi’s ass back to Congress since NOW she can talk about the Epstein Files?

PS I just read that Congress subpoenaed Bondi to testify again!!

Please note that entering America illegally is a misdemeanor while sexually abusing a child is a felony.

We are putting the wrong people in cages.

Conservatives won’t ban assault weapons that kill people, but they will ban vaccines that can save people’s lives.

The nation’s blood is on their hands.

I have a math question that I am trying to answer and maybe y’all can help:

If Congress had any balls at all and subpoenaed Cankles to testify in an open-door hearing on the Epstein Files, how many diapers do you think Cankles would go through in the first hour?

If every person who has attended or plans to attend a No Kings March votes Blue in the midterm election Congress can be retaken.

Think about that and doublecheck that you are registered to vote well in advance. 

Hiago Paulino is a model from Brazil and I imagine that’s all Maddie need know so the rest of us should be happy about that, too … Would You Hit It?

19 comments:

  1. The bottom right photograph of the model from Brazil makes it look as though he's wet his jeans!

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    1. Those are probably very very expensive jeans made to look shredded and faded in spots, and the crotch is not faded so, yeah, it looks wet. Costs a lot to look worn out and old!

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  2. LOL Carlos is fab.
    And I hope Cankles dies in the next month or two and leaves all these corrupt, stupid people in deep trouble Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi should be in prison along with Kristy Gnome and Cory the dildo-blanket.
    Brazilian, huh? Yes.

    XOXO

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    1. Carlos IS fabulous.
      Noem was questioned yesterday about she and Corey bumping uglies in her new sex jet and she refused to deny it because, you know, perjury.
      I like a little hot from south of the border.
      xoxo

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  3. Carlos is just perfect, just the way he is.

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  4. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Laughing my ass off, they can have him! Gigi

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    1. I don't think they want him either.

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  5. If Iran continues to attack Turkey NATO may be legally dragged into Donald Duck's illegal war. Even more people will die to distract Americans from the Epstein files.

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  6. Bravo! Carlos, Bravo! That man is such a keeper.
    Well, we'll see how serious the House committee is in getting answers. Bitch should either answer a question or take the 5th. Any of her usual bullshit? Charge her with contempt and make it hurt.

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  7. Carlos saying he’s 'sorry' for not being wacky is actually the most relatable thing I’ve read all week. I also loved your breakdown of beauty in the office—it’s all about the context, and your logic there was absolutely flawless. And here's to Carlos being a goofball this upcoming week to give you blog material.

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  8. Stay exactly the way you are, Carlos. Love that last tweet (yes, I will always call it twitter). If only, Bernie. If only.

    Love,
    Janie

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  9. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Tuxedo knows, get out there and vote, and begin the process of getting the orange cat toy out ! Tuxedo can’t wait to get at him :)
    The Ayatollah Assahola, luv it !
    -Rj

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  10. Who knew. Bob has people.

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    1. And we are lucky to count ourselves among them.

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  11. The last meme gave me a much needed belly laugh!

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  12. I am not keen on bulky muscular, but I could cope with Paulino's lean muscular body.

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