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Jenna Elfman, Scientology proud for over thirty years, wants y’all to know that she is over all the negativity surrounding her “religion” and took to that bastion to religious journalism, Us Weekly, to speak gibberish:

“The controversy is boring. It’s nothing to me. I know what I know, and how much it helps me.”

Boring; families being torn apart; children removed from their parents; rapes covered up; wives of prominent members “disappearing”; The Hole; the suicides.

Yes, Jenna, you know what you know, which is nothing. You’re just another brainwashed cult member.

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This story makes me feel two ways … saddened that former Friends and The Comeback and Web Therapy star is reduced to being a guest on the game show 25 Words or Less  … and thrilled that she publicly showed that she has no idea who Beyoncé is.

Appearing on 25 Words or Less, Lisa was to describe the clue “Beyoncé” to a pair of contestants, and instead of saying things like “whips her wave” or “takes credit for songs she didn’t write” or “pimps out her daughter” or even “tries to shut down small businesses who dare to use the word ‘ivy’” she chose to describe Beyoncé as … wait for it, it’s epic … I’m still seeing … married … to …Kanye … West.

Yes, Lisa Kudrow thought Beyoncé and Kim Kardastrophe were the same person.

And somewhere  the BeyHive is mobilizing.

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Having been drunk in public, at least once, though it was many years ago, I sometimes wonder why those drunk-in-public folks think no one notices.

Oh, maybe it’s the whole drunk thing? Anyway, this happened to one Post Malone who lit up the internet after a series of concert performances where he tripped and fell and stumbled and slurred and acted all kinds of the fool onstage. And when people who saw this show, and shared their videos of the hot mess began talking Malone decided his rep needed defending:

“I’m not on drugs! I feel the best I’ve ever fucking felt in my life. And that’s why I can bust my ass for these shows and fucking fall on the floor and do all that fun shit. But for anyone that’s concerned here, I appreciate the love and the support, but I feel fucking fantastic and I’m not doing drugs.”

I just act the fool, forget the lyrics and fall down. Nothing to see here.

True dat.

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Let’s be queer, I was never a fan of the Mama Grizzly Bore™ AKA Sarah Palin, but how does one go from being the GOP nominee for Vice President in 2008 to dressing up in a neon bear costume and rapping a gender-switched version of “Baby Got Back” on The Masked Singer?

I smell a desperate need for cash now that her husband left her. Maybe she’s got alimony to pay up, or maybe she’s still just that same media whore looking to extend her Fifteen Minutes into  half hour?

After MGB™ was unmasked, she said:

“This [show] is something that our country needs now.”

What? An excuse for a half-term, full-fledged, white-trash, dumb-ass, trailer-park-squatting asshat to get on TV?

Pass.

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