CORNELIUS
I don’t “get” him’ he didn’t channel one bit of Skull Island or King Kong into his look, which was basically an urban hip-hop-hot-mess: blue-and-black-denim-drop-crotch-patchwork-pants — and yes, even typing all that is proof as to how overworked this was — topped off by a last-minute-made-boob-baring-halter-top.
But hey, Corny thought the pop of yellow as a safe bet because, while Tim was worried that Cornelius’ ‘street’ was a little too Broadway, he pushed him to use yellow because, he says, the judges like yellow … and they do, but not in some two-minute sewn hodgepodge looking mess.
WHAT HE SAID
I’m loving my pants.
WHAT I SAID
It’s awful. The pants are a mess and the top is about the worst thing I’ve ever seen a designer make.
WHAT THE JUDGES SAID
Heidi said it looked like a school project from someone who can’t sew; the top was too big, the pants too baggy, the patches too bad … it was an eyesore. Guest Judge, actress Carly Mr. Robot Chaikin agreed that the top was bad and said the whole look was not her style; she added that, even with more time, say, a week, this still would have been a miss. Fellow Guest Judge, designer and Project Runway: Fashion Start-up investor, Rebecca Minkoff said she liked it … from the knees down! Zac Posen —not so adorable any more — called it sloppy, ill-fitting, uninspired and the less said about the top, the better. Nina gave him credit for having an idea but kicked him in the teeth for his horrid execution.
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You've got to wonder how far afield they will take their sponsorships?
ReplyDeleteThe hay bits!! Seeing Laurence winning the tents.
How, oh how, did that hideous creation of Cornelius' beat out Brik's? RIGGED!!! I didn't even like the sketch of Dexter's outfit. I've spent a lot of time cutting shoulder pads out of my clothes, so why would I want to wear them on the outside. Mickey Mouse ears are only cute on Mickey Mouse!
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I'm going to miss Brik. I'm really going to miss Brik.
ReplyDeleteDid I say I'm going to miss Brik?
This is Bungle in the Jungle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJhAyg2LTEk blow Skull Island
ReplyDeleteCorny not long for this world. He'll be out in the next episode or two.
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