Thursday, November 07, 2024

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While traveling out to Oregon last week, a rather nice woman sat next to Carlos and me and said Hello. She then looked at me and asked if he was my … wait for it, it’s epic, it nearly took the top of his head off … if he was my father!

I laughed; Carlos choked. I told her Carlos was my husband and she turned bright red and said she asked because she saw me helping him down the ramp to the plane as he held my arm. So I explained that he was visually impaired and used a cane, but also took my arm because it makes it easier to board a plane.

We all had a good laugh about it, though Carlos’ laugh had a tinge of bitterness to it.

This Tuxedo Says comes from May 2020 when we were still housebound:

“As  always happens, Tuxedo and I are on the same page, though, yeah, I’ll wait until it’s safe.”

He was more eager for outside than I.

It was quite cold and rainy in Oregon so I was really in the mood for some Hot Tropical Island cakes.

The closing of the estate went rather smoothly, with just two small glitches …

The first was at the Oregon DMV to transfer titles of the cars to my brother. We walked in the little building to find two DMV employees behind the counter and we waited a beat for one of them to ask us to step up. Finally, one guy said:

“You need to take a number.”

So we turned, and grabbed a ticket, #67, and then turned back around in time to hear the same man say:

“Now serving number 67.”

I kid you not.

The second glitch was on a phone call to the wireless provider and took me asking “Representative” about forty times before I was finally put on hold to wait for said Representative for forty-five minutes.

I maintained my composure, though the last twenty or so “Representatives” had a bit of a bite to them.

Another Tale of Carlos … on our first night in Oregon as we were getting to sleep after a long day traveling, Carlos suddenly jerked his leg up and said he had a cramp in his calf. I moved over and started massaging his leg and stretching it out slowly until the pain was gone, and then we settled down to go back to sleep.

I, however, started to laugh:

“What’s so funny?”

“I was thinking of the lady on the plane who thought you were my Dad.”

“And?”

“If she saw you now, she might think you were my Crampa! Get it? You have a Cramp so you’re my Crampa!!!”

I laughed until he smothered me with a pillow and I fell asleep unconscious.

We drove down the coast for a bit on our last day in Oregon and stopped in the town of Florence, Oregon. We toured a few shops, had some coffee and a pasty to nosh on and then I found my new favorite coffee cup:

Love. 


I saw this guy at the airport while waiting for our flight home to Columbia. The thighs, glistening and impressive; the big feet, a harbinger of what might be; the guns, threatening to envelope me.

I stared and then I snapped the photo. Later, while sitting on the plane during boarding I saw  Mr. Beefcake’s girlfriend coming down the aisle and hoped to get a good long look at his face … and when I saw it, it reminded me of my gay friend Kenneth and I waiting for a table in a restaurant. He looks through the dining room, spots a male server, and asks the hostess:

“Oh, can we have him?”

“Sure.”

And she started to lead us to a table when Kenneth stopped and told the girl to never mind.

“You don’t want him as your server?”

“Nope. He’s far away hot and up close ugly.”

That was Mr. Beefcake. Full face view and it ruined everything.

This full face view ruined nothing ... Lockhart Brownlie is an actor, singer, dancer, model and out gay man, but the question is: Would You Hit It?

40 comments:

  1. Four laugh points, thanks we really, really needed that.

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    1. I agree we need to laugh for a bit.

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  2. I gather that the Muskrat has spent a LOT of money on plastic surgery. if it cost more than $1 he was robbed.

    PS perhaps you ought to send that mug to Donbald Duck.

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    1. I wouldn't gift him anything!!!

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  3. Okay, I was laughing at the Tales of Carlos, but threw up in my mouth at the photo of Runaway Cruz. Talk about up close ugly...both inside and out. Yuck!

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  4. Hahahahahaha, Ted Cruz's refund!

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    1. He was clearly robbed because if that's him AFTER ... ?

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  5. Cruz needs to spend another 9 mil cuz that 9k sure didn't help him. But people who are ugly on the inside are never NOT ugly on the outside.
    P.S. I can sympathize with Carlos and the leg cramps. Ouch!

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    1. Carlos rarely gets those kinds of cramps but this one really got him!!
      They say beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes straight to the bone; that's Rafael Cruz.

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  6. Anonymous10:14 AM

    "t was quite cold and rainy in Oregon so I was really in the mood for some Hot Tropical Island cakes." Well, you & Carlos could fly to "Floating Island of Garbage" in the warm sunny Caribbean.

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    1. I would love a trip to Puerto Rico!!!

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  7. Anonymous10:40 AM

    The dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo)
    xoxo :-)

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  8. You and Carlos crack me up. I know you guys would not have it any other way.

    The airport guy story reminds me of guys who are hot and then you learn who they really are. Mean, entitled, bitter, nasty... And it ruins the image and wants. That's why I always ask if a cute guy loves his mother. The nice package is not always what's inside. That can be a scary place.

    The election results are still sitting hard with me. Your post of Cancun Cruz is a case in point. Of all the bile out of this man, his constituents say yes, that is the man we want to lead us. Same with Mussolini Don. I just don't get it. Rhetorical.

    Love the coffee cup!! That should sit proudly on your desk until HR tells you to remove it.

    Ask Lockhart to give me a call. I do need a man around the house.

    Have a great rest of the week. It has been snowing in Denver the last two days—two and a half inches in the last six hours and another 1.7 in the next 24 hours.

    Welcome home!!

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    1. Luckily, as I tell people in my office, I AM HR!!!

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  9. Beauty is in the eye beholder so I say with 100% confidence that Ted does need a refund because he got robbed. Take care, Bob. Glad things went mostly well in Oregon for you and Carlos.

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    1. Perhaps when there's nothing for a spa to work with it's not really their fault???

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  10. Oh she did NOT! LMAOOOOOO
    Oh, I can almost see Carlos' tight smile...

    And blessed be that beach, cause those cakes ARE a blessing! DAMN!

    Lockhart has face card for days! And I can absolutely relate to the Mr. Legs story. Have been through several of those....

    XOXO

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    1. Carlos did laugh, though after an hour of me calling him Dad he was getting bothered.
      Underwater cakes! Who knew?
      xoxo

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  11. Cleora Borealis12:00 PM

    😃 What a sweetheart you are, Bob, to massage Carlos' leg cramp! In our house, leg cramps are handled individually with a yowl, a jump out of bed to put the feet on the floor, and stretching the offending calf...and putting up with the spouse telling the victim to "keep quiet over there!" 🤣 Oh, that forever classic photo of Tuxedo's side-eye! I always imagine it with a loud exasperated sigh. Was Tuxedo a good sigher? Hoping he was! 🤞😻

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    1. I felt so bad for him because I've gotten those cramps before.
      Tuxedo was a very expressive cat, both verbally and non-verbally!

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  12. I'm surprised that Carlos didn't reply that he was the adult supervision.

    Will Jay

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    1. Oooh, that's a good one! I'm glad he didn't think of it!

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  13. Ted Cruz went to a spa? And still looks like that? I need that laugh. I cant snap out of this funk.

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    1. Slowly but surely we'll come out of this, ready to fight again and demand better of our own party and our media.

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  14. I love Thursday Observations, sweetpea, but THIS "“Nope. He’s far away hot and up close ugly.” will keep me laughing for days! Oh, and Ted "The Vampire" Cruz needs to get a refund! xoxo


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    1. That story with Kenneth always has me giggling!
      xoxo

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  15. aussieguy6:04 PM

    I'm really hungry for some cake now...

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  16. That's amusing about taking the number, and doesn't sound very American to me, more like what might happen in Germany.
    "We toured a few shows". I don't understand or is a typo, meaning shops?
    Mr Brownlie is not too bad at all, and I Iike that he has many looks.

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    1. Oh we take numbers all the time at government agencies!

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  17. Is Carlos fully blind or does he have limited vision? And surely he can't look so much older that people think he is your father. Although helping him down the ramp might make people assume.

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    1. Carlos can make out light, but not much else. The woman thought he was my father because she saw us walking onto the plane with him holding my arm.

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    2. Reminds me of an old joke: "how do you feel?" "With my hands"

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    3. Yeah, it kinda works like that!

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  18. Your Mr. Beefcake story made me laugh. I have always had a thing about voices and when I was 21 and still working in England, we had a man with a VERY sexy voice call every few weeks to see if we needed any stationery/supplies. I was instantly in love - until the day I met him. It would be cruel to go into any more detail but the disappointment was off the scale on that one!

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    1. Sometimes the imagination is better than the reality!

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  19. Oh crud, I commented yesterday and it’s been eaten. I want to see the Cruz before picture. No, not really. I said yesterday that if I were you I wouldn’t bring up the “father” thing again. Then I rethought and said ‘Of course I would.’ Somehow it’s satisfying news about Mr. Beefcake.

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    1. You can't handle a Cruz 'Before' pic! No one could.
      I felt sad about Mr Beefcake; all that work on the body and then nothing for the face?? Sidenote: I'm a horrible person.

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