There are as many reasons people think being gay is bad and sick and dirty and perverted and against God, as there are reason for justifying why people hate The Gays, but this one is just about the craziest one yet. And the fact that it comes from Texas wingnut Congressman Louie Gohmert comes as no surprise.
In a speech on the House floor last week, Gohmert went down to the subbasement of stupid by arguing that continued discrimination of LGBT people is necessary to, ahem, save the future of mankind! His theory? Glad you asked …
Say a meteor is hurtling toward Earth and we are all in danger of extinction. Wouldn’t we try and find a way to save ourselves like by, maybe, building a rocketship to take everyone to Mars so we can start over and colonize the Red Planet?
Well, Gohmert figures we’d need about 40 people to go to Mars to start over — though how he came up with forty he isn’t saying — but, as Gohmert says, if we can’t discriminate against LGBT people, then what happens if all the people on the spaceship are gay?
You know, because gay women cannot give birth to children and gay men cannot get women pregnant, and we all know that heterosexual people, whilst repopulating Mars would never ever give birth to a person who was born gay.
To me, the only way to insure the safety of mankind, should a meteor come crashing though our atmosphere, is to aim it at Louie’s house and rid the planet of stupid.
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Oh my goodness. What is IN THE WATER in Texas with these fruit loops? And again Trump is scaring me....how did he get this far???? I just hope he continues to act stupid, look stupid and say stupid thongs. It will be so embarrassing if hr wins.
ReplyDeleteI sang O'Canada for 13 years and never noticed that - probably because kids sing 'OOOOH Canada, yadda, yadda, yah..." We also sang 'God Save the Queen, and then onto the yaddas.
ReplyDelete"send all the haters packing" - HELL YEAH! WOO HOO!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is Paul Ryan starting to look a little haggard?
ReplyDeleteAll it takes it two cockroaches to populate an entire planet very quickly. So, two Gohmerts would do the trick. Oh, wait, he wants to continue the HUMAN race. Never mind!
ReplyDeleteI got even more than my usual quota of grins, chuckles and guffaws out of this selection. If anyone thought that no one could......erm....out-trump the Trump (that 'Great Unifier'!) especial congrats are due to Gohmert, because, Sir, you've managed it! ('Scuse me - I urgently need to go and have a piss).
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