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… that before you slip into
my DMs, you need to look between the ‘T’ and the ‘U’ on your keyboard. … that while I finally quit
drinking for good, I am still drinking for evil. … that people need to know
that if they see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy
session inside my head. … that I have never had a
Welcome mat at my house? Because I’m not a liar. … that people don’t realize
that I am no longer interested in Driving at Night, Leaving My House at Night,
Driving in Winter, Leaving My House in Winter. Driving, and Leaving the House. … that I’d rather clean the
whole house than do dishes. … that I lie awake at night
thinking what if I get kidnapped and I have a stuffy nose and they duct tape my
mouth. … that every day around midnight I am shocked to find
out it’s only 5PM. … that when yet another
coworker asked if I could be more annoying, the next day I showed up wearing tap shoes. … that I could be the bigger
person, but being the reason HR makes a new policy is much more exciting. |
Saturday, December 14, 2024
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My first real boss, issued memos. At meetings we would look at them, and someone would say "this one is mine." My favorite one was, "When all else fails, disregard all other memos."
ReplyDeleteLord, no memos!!!! Just say the words!!!
DeleteI'm sure you are every HR manager's dream associate!
ReplyDeleteI do have the ability to be both snarky and sarcastic and yet still do my job very very well.
DeleteYou talk tough but I think you are a softy inside, Bob!
ReplyDeleteGooey, almost!
Delete'tap shoes' . . . LOL!
ReplyDeleteI don't drive at night, in the snow, or if it's too damned hot outside or if I don't have any reason to be wasting gas!
ReplyDeleteThese are all great! Enjoy the rest of your weekend!!
Same to you, Marcia!
DeleteHa! We're having that "midnight" experience right now. It's 4:17 p.m. and it's pitch dark outside. :(
ReplyDeleteI actually like washing dishes, but I know I'm in the minority. I blame Madge the Manicurist.
No dishes!!!! It just irks me even though it might be my turn!!
DeleteWell , my men know about my welcome mat....but to the general public coming to the house the welcome mat says YES? Wickedly written typeface.
ReplyDeleteAll these...any wonder I enjoy you?
Similar folks, we are!
Delete🤧 OMG!! I thought I was alone in my fear of the DUCT TAPE = CAN'T BREATHE = POLICE DETERMINE SHE SUFFOCATED!! Of course, I suppose I should be more concerned that nobody has found me worth kidnapping in the first place. 🥹
ReplyDeleteClaustrophobia is my kryptonite and duct tape on the mouth is so confining; just the thought .....
DeleteI feel the not leaving the house at night or at all, but I'll happily leave it to go somewhere where it is NOT winter. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou must be a hoot to work with. That is, as long as one doesn't work directly with you or for HR. :p
People adore me at work ... or else suffer the wrath!!!! 😈😈😈
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
😁😁😁
Deletexoxo
I am absolutely sure we are related, sweetpea! While I no longer have co-workers, the people I live with aka my family will attest to the last two items PROFUSELY! xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou and I would get along famously, or try to kill one another!
Deletexoxo
"Y", got it!
ReplyDeleteI like doing dishes...
Oh I loathe doing dishes which is why I love a dishwasher, but then I hate putting clean dishes away.
DeleteYou make me laugh. If I worked with you, would you make me cry?
ReplyDeleteQuite possibly; acid tongued devil that I am.
DeleteWe had a woman quit a few years back and I said,m with a slight smile to hide my truth, "Brenda, over the years I found you both bossy and annoying ... that's all."
Oh, dear Bob, so often I wish I could be more like you.
DeleteIt's a lot of work!!!
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