David Benham, who, with his brother Jason, would have had a show on HGTV if they weren’t such homophobes — though they say they love everybody — saying the battle against LGBT rights is a battle against a "parallel kingdom run by Satan." that seeks to "rob, kill, and destroy":
"If my son throws food across the table and I say, 'Bailey, stop throwing food' and he says 'I'm sorry Dad, I'm just a food-thrower.' It's like no you're not, your behavior is not you. It doesn't define you. So it’s very important that we speak to the fact that homosexuality is a sin that can only be redeemed by God when we repent. But the idea of a 'homosexual agenda' that seeks to capture the nation and capture children's curriculum and capture television and entertainment and laws - that is an idea that is evil and wrong and needs to be dealt with."
Wait! What? This ginormous asshat thinks being gay is like throwing a plate? Well, at least he’s not saying we’re pedophiles or into animal sex, or the spawn of Satan.
I got news for you David, gay is a sexual orientation; people are born gay; your son throws plates because he’s a brat being raised by a wingnut.
That could change if you wanted it, too, but my being gay will always be here whether you like it or not.
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Who knows what they discuss in Purgatory? Has anyone ever come back to insist that the topic du jour in Purgatory is the derisory wages paid to employees unfortunate enough to work in fast food joints? That is as opposed to the wicked amounts of money paid to the ex-governor of Alaska; the wages of sin are death, what are you going to pay Mrs Grizzly Bore?
ReplyDeleteA *stellar* collection!
ReplyDeleteYou ROCK.
ReplyDeleteThe best glamour picture of Mama Grizzly Bore I've ever seen. She almost looks real!
ReplyDeletenice balance of h8ers and progressives here, bob.
ReplyDeleteOh Mr President, thank you for stepping up for LBGT rights. It was beyond fabulous to hear our President talk openly yet again about how it's ok to be gay in our country. Just imagine what that means to our LGBT teens, to hear positive speech about their rights and the fact they are ok.
ReplyDeleteThat little Daniel Radcliffe has sure grown up to be a wonderful human. I hope he has a very happy life!
Mr. Kildee, you sir are a gold star human.
Will you 'religious' folk please just STOP assuming that we all believe in a God, and that even if we do it's the same as your own version of it. Just STOP it right now. I'm warning you, 'cos if you don't I'm gonna.......oooooh, just you wait! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
ReplyDeleteLOVE Obama.
ReplyDeleteOK ... THINK ABOUT THIS ... Sarah Palin was almost the Vice President of the United States. IS THAT FUCKEN SCARY OR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
What a STUUUUUUUUPID woman!