Friday, May 17, 2024

The Better Late Than Never 'I See Stupid People' Edition of 'I Didn't Say it'

Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs kicker, giving an anti-LGBTQ+, anti-women commencement address at Benedictine College, a conservative Catholic college:

“While COVID might’ve played a large role throughout your formative years, it is not unique. The bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues. Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for degenerate cultural values and media all stem from pervasiveness of disorder. I am certain the reporters at the [Associated Press] could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine, wouldn’t be met with anger but instead met with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of the pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the holy ghost to glorify him. [But] I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.”

Yes, he did.

The man who kicks a ball for a living wants to tell women how they should live their lives; and to denigrate anyone who isn’t white and Catholic and thick-headed and stupid.

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Mike Johnson, Republican, House Speaker, Christian Nationalist, traitor, going after Target because … gay:

“When Americans are silent, we are playing right along with the deception that is destroying the lives of many young people. What we have is not our own. God has entrusted you with the resources to buy food, clothing, the necessities of life. Do you think He would really want you sending that to an entity that uses the profits to attack the biblical truth that he expects us to live by? So it really comes down to a stewardship issue. It’s not about boycotting. It’s about using money in a way that would honor God. And I’ll have to be very, very clear. I do not think being caught in a Target store is honoring God.”

But being a lying traitorous fuckmonkey is just fine, eh Mike?

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Greg Murphy, North Carolina GOP Representative and surgeon, on Fox News about Biden and the SOTU speech:

“I’ll just be very plain and simple. I was at the State of the Union address and Joe Biden must have been jacked up on something that day. I absolutely believe that from a medical viewpoint and have a good bit of knowledge that happened. He can’t stand and he can’t stand under the lights for that long and I don’t think he can keep a concept in his brain that long. I believe they gave him something to sustain the lights and sustain the vigor that he had. That was not Joe Biden. I was in there. He screamed for two hours. I think I can have some evidence that shows that he was given something before.”

“I think I can have some evidence”? Really, asshat? You think?

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Mitt Romney, GOP Senator from Utah, doing the Mittsy flip-flop:

“I think it’s a little demeaning to show up in front of a courthouse particularly one where we’re talking about an allegation of paying a porn star. Really very difficult to watch. There is a level of dignity and decorum that you expect from people who are running for the highest station in the land and going out and prostrating themselves in front of the public to try and apparently curry favor with the person who’s our nominee, it’s a little embarrassing.”

Romney also said Biden should have pardoned Hair Furor from the hush money charges so isn’t that Mittsy prostrating himself for the grifter?

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Mark Levin, Fox News host AKA Liar, threatening Joe Biden with, well, nothing I guess:

“Joe Biden, you better damn well hope that you lose that Supreme Court decision. You better damn well hope that immunity for your so-called official acts after you leave office protects you when you leave office, because I’m making a long list of the crimes that you’ve committed and the constitutional violations. Whether it’s the border and the deaths and the damage and the slavery that’s taking place there as a result of you. Whether it’s your violation of federal law, the Empowerment Act, withholding munitions that were passed by Congress, a clear violation of federal law. Let the dust off the Espionage Act. Oh, yeah. Because we have a report that says that you violated and on multiple grounds, a matter of fact, you sold out your country to a publisher for $8 million, spewing classified information from the government. It’s a long list, Joe. You better damn well hope you lose that immunity case in the Supreme Court.”

Hey Mark Levin, you’re treading dangerously close to #DrunkleRudy territory, or even better, the My Pillow Guy brand of crazy.

Just cuz you’re on TV, on the network that paid nearly a billion dollars after losing a court battle over lying, you might wanna watch what you say.

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Johnny McEntee, former Hair Furor aide and Project 2025 leader in a TikTok video showing what a vile piece of excrement he is:

“So I always keep this fake Hollywood money in my car so when a homeless person asks for money, then I give him like a fake $5 bill, so I feel good about myself, they feel good. And then, when they go to use it, they get arrested so I’m actually like helping clean up the community. You know, getting them off the street.”

Um, dumbass, you’re passing counterfeit money and I’d feel great if they got your hate-filled ass off the street.

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Kari Lake, when asked by Fox host Maria Bartiromo if she believes Democrats are “bringing in illegals” to vote for them:

“Oh, absolutely, 1,000%. What they want is to have a line in the voter rolls so that somebody can vote for that person. And that’s why they’re asking them to register to vote when they get set up for Medicare and Medicaid, because they’re giving them all of these services. They’re asking them to sign up to vote. Then they have a line in the voter roll and somebody will vote under that name.”

Oh, the Vaseline Lady is lying because she’s down in the polls and trying to shore up a fake story about illegals voting and that’s why she lost. She’s gonna lose because she’s crazy, inept, and basically Hair Furor in a dress.

PS There's no such thing as 1,000%, dumbass.

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Hair Furor, in a bizarre rally rant apparently meant to compare migrants to cannibals:

“Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He often times would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.”

And he says Joe is losing it? The man is praising a murderer … and a fictional one at that.

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Matt Gaetz, Florida GOP Congressman, who is currently under a House Ethics Committee investigation over allegations regarding sex and drugs with an underage female:

“There’s not a single human being who has publicly accused me of any wrongdoing of any kind. At what point after these things have been said about me, for years and years, and not a single person has even accused me of wrongdoing, does this sort of become a strange urban legend?” 

He admits people have been talking for years and years about his sexual predator ways. And he says that he did nothing wrong and has characterized the Ethics Committee probe as payback for leading the effort to oust former Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

Funny then that these claims have been around ever since Matty showed his pervy face in Congress.

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Chip Roy, Texas GOP Congressman, giving an anti-Muslim rant on the House floor:

“You’ve got a massive Muslim takeover of the United Kingdom going on right before our eyes. People say, ‘Chip, well what is wrong with that?’ Well, I’ve got some pretty strong concerns about Sharia law and whether that will be forced upon the American people … What are we gonna do about that? Are we teaching people about Western civilization? Are we teaching people about the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the rule of law? Are we teaching them Western values? Are we teaching them God exists? Are we teaching them the importance of freedom? Or are we teaching an entire generation, or two, or three to run around complaining about what’s wrong and why the entire world is against them because of their skin color, their sex, their supposed gender identity?”

Why does everyone have to conform to Chip’s narrow world view? Does everyone want to be a Muslim-hating bald-assed moron, or do people want to learn to understand that, while we are all created equal … ALLEGEDLY … we are not all supposed to be the same.

I’ll take a gender-fluid, dark-skinned practicing undocumented immigrant Muslim as a neighbor any day over bigoted, faux-Christian Chip Roy.

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31 comments:

  1. is it just me or does Gaetz remind you of the witch Aughra in the Dark Crystal Movie? https://www.hobbydb.com/marketplaces/hobbydb/subjects/aughra-character

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    1. They do have matching foreheads!

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  2. Extremist religious bigots are all alike in their bigotry, no matter what their actual religion is. And if you take a man who lived in a cave as your model for life then I suggest you think again. Mind you, there are far worse saints around than St Benedict.

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    1. Listen, he's allowed his opinion, and to live his life like some man from the 50s, but in his speech he was suggesting that the world would be better if we all lived that way. And whenever people say go back to a time when life was better, like the 1950s, the only lives that were better than were those of rich white men ... not women, not people of color, not LGBTQ+ people.

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  3. PS What the fuck is it to this Roy character, who looks as though he is fighting and losing to Monster Man, if we have Sharia law in the UK (spoiler alert - we don't)?

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    1. He's fearmongering to the idiot GOP base.

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  4. Clearly, Harrison Butker is eager to create Gilead.

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    1. And let him do it in his own life, if that's what he and his wife want, but don't go telling the rest of us that we should follow suit.

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  5. Anonymous11:24 AM

    the dog's mother
    My goodness! That was a lot to read thru!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. I warned y'all it was gonna be stupid!
      But thanks for reading it!
      xoxo

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  6. How's about these bitter and angry asshole all go have a group hug and then go fuck themselves. Hateful , worthless bitches.

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  7. Cleora Borealis11:36 AM

    JFC!! So many asshats, so little time!!:
    1. "Dr." Greg Murphy--it's called adrenaline. Ever hear of it? When a guy is giving a speech in front of billions of people and he's in his own favorite playground, he's naturally up for it!!
    2. Matt Gaetz--when arriving at court in the Trump Toady Parade, he tweeted his photo and "stand back and stand by" like he's a tough guy Proud Boy! 👶
    3. Johnny McEntee--I thought he was gonna be asshat of the week for breaking the law to punch down at poor folks! 😢
    4. Harrison Butker-- Asshat of the Year! My 58-year love affair with the Chiefs was damaged momentarily by this guy! The NFL went on record and cracked down on him hard!! So did the city of KC!! I would love to ask him about the biblical view of a guy whose job is to kick a symbolic pork product 50 yds. at a time!! 🤬

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    1. I just read that his mother is a renowned physicist. I guess she should have stayed home and tended to her asshat son and maybe he would have turned out smarter?

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  8. It's always the 'conservatives' and the repugs. Right?
    Also, did you know that rumor has it that Butker used to kick it behind the bleachers with a MALE cheerleader back when he was a student at GT?? Yes. And he's VERY good friends with... Josh Hawley... Also, his mom is a physics professor?

    McEntee is a trash human. Trash.

    XOXO

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    1. I would not be surprised that Butker is a Friend of Dorothy; that would explain his rabid homophobia and his need to tell men how to be men.
      And McEntee needs to be homeless.
      xoxo

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    2. I still sense that Josh Hawley sucks dick on the down low.

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    3. That would not surprise me ....

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  9. Anonymous12:50 PM

    Nothing worse than a Catholic trying to be a WASP. There was a time in America when Catholics were not welcome, pig-skin Butker and other conservative Catholics of his ilk seem to forget that:(

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    1. He's a sad angry little man who needs to keep women in their "place" so he can feel better about the manly job of kicking a ball.

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  10. Well, IQ45 did think his show was "reality", so it doesn't surprise me he thinks a movie is real too.

    Butt-ker is the absolute worst kind of young man and I hope any woman who considers dating him would run screaming after that speech. Have you seen what he said to have commented afterward? Something about returned to the 50's and 60's where "men were men and women had more babies than thoughts". What a douche!

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    1. Butker is married and says his wife was perfectly happy to marry him, stay home, and birth his children.
      But one day, when Butker cheats on said wife, and he will, because she has never worked in her life, she'll take him for more than half his cash.

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    2. I do hope your theory proves correct. It couldn't happen to a "nicer" guy.

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  11. Greg Murphy may be simple. Yes, all these asshats are clearly very simple in the head.

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  12. So many people! So much ignorance! You forgot to mention that Harrison has lived a rather privileged life because his mother is not a housewife and homemaker, but is, instead a rather well known physicist college professor.

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    1. Lotta stupid up in here today!

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    2. Anonymous2:23 PM

      And his mother agrees with his statements. Talk about hypocrisy!
      Why didn’t she devout herself to be a stay at home wife and mother. They should walk the walk if they’re going to talk the talk.
      Most women work out of economic necessity, funny how the very well off like to think they know what’s best for working class people.

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  13. Great big box of useless people here today. (not the commenters of course)

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  14. What an exhausting roster of idiots. I think the winner is Johnny McEntee, faking out homeless people -- a complete and utter scumbag.

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  15. I've seen these stories during the week and just don't have the stomach to read them again. How these people are in leadership positions is laughable - and sad.

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