I always like those stories people tell as if it’s the god’s
honest truth and then find out they were wrong.
Case in point: in college I was bartending in Sacramento and
the girl bartending with me was telling the story of her husband, who worked at
a lumber mill in Jackson the day a band saw blade slipped loose and flew at
another man’s head.
I said, “Did it decapitate him?”
And she replied, “Nope. Took his head right off.”
As the laughter died down, and it took a while, she said she
thought decapitate was from the waist up.
On honey, no … no.
Cut to this week and Carlos and I are discussing Adam and
Eve and men and women and the stories people have told.
I said, “Like the idea that Eve was made from Adam’s rib and
so men have one less rib.”
He said, “That’s true. Men have one less rib than women
which is where the story came from.”
I couldn’t reach my cartoon frying pan and so he went on …
he talked ancient times and necropsies—which are autopsies done on animals,
which confused me further—while I argued that it cannot be true, and Carlos
argued that it was.
An hour later he slunk back into the kitchen to tell me he
was wr … he was mista … he misspo …
I smiled and said, “How could you believe that?”
“I don’t know.”
And now I am rethinking everything he’s ever said to me. |
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, Carlos!
And love that Costco project! I say that every old empty mall should be repurposed like that.
That Mississippi attorney… oh. Right. Mississippi.
Your new laptop desk? Perf.
XOXO
Love the Costco project. But, hey, they aren't dumb...where will those renters shop?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of pedos and pedo protectors... RamaSMARMY and J Doofus defend the indefensible. Imagine where we'd be if the actual spot(s) of Zorro Ranch and Epstein Island had been named instead of a pizza joint in D.C.
The fake crap is so deep on social media, it should be a crime (some of it probably is.) Please world, don't look at Facebook until after the election. I love the bookrest, I have been using a large hedgehog.
ReplyDeleteIn which world is it acceptable to murder a 1 year old because his mother allegedly committed the relatively minor crime of shoplifting? How different would that evil woman's answer have been if the child had been white or even her own child?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Carlos was thinking of men's "Adam's Apple" which is supposed to be where the forbidden fruit stuck in the male esophagus. Women don't have one because I guess the apple just slid right down us!
ReplyDeleteI grew up thinking men had one less rib. However, I looked into it a lot sooner. As for Fabian Arnold, it was much easier for us when he still lived in Germany. I don’t know why he moved.
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ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
xoxo :-)