Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Mother$%#&er



Star Slugger, beauty shop boy, and asshat, Manny Ramirez has rejected yet another offer from the Los Angeles Dodgers. Ramirez' agents, Greedy McAsswipe, I mean, Scott Boras, has declined a $25 million, one-year contract with a $20 million player option for 2010.

$25,000,000.00 for one year.

$480, 679.00 a week.

$12, 000.00 an hour for a forty-hour week.

The offer is similar to the two-year, $45 million deal with a buyout or club option that the Dodgers put on the table in November. Ramirez refused the offer and the Dodgers withdrew their proposal. The team came back with a one-year, $25 million offer, but Ramirez turned that down as well. Ramirez also turned down salary arbitration.

That's a lot of braids, Manny. Asshat.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:58 PM

    At this point it may be a kind of cosmic joke for him...he's got so much, has played a long time, so what the hell...let's just see if I can get away with it.

    His job is to be my hero. So if he screws that up and I fire him, he goes into oblivion.

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  2. I am so tired of proffesional athletes, there ego's and their bank accounts.

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