This has gone on so long. Will we ever discover what exactly Satan is hiding? Perhaps he was thrashed by a dominatrix with a bullwhip. Maybe he had the name "PUSSY GRABBER" tattooed on his butt or maybe some of the girls he had fun with were much younger than he realised. I wonder if he has already sold the film rights to this unsavoury story? Possible titles: "Predatory Behaviour", "Epstein and Me" and "Scary Bedtime Stories".
📚 I am in awe of Trump, and his entire administration, with an encyclopedic knowledge of the law...how to ignore it, how to break it, how to lie about it, how to charm it, how to browbeat it, how to deflect it, and where every loophole is hiding! 👏 President Orangeutan and his army of trained apes are criminal thugs, many with law degrees, who barely slow down when democracy tries to nab them! On Tuesday, Congress is voting "gotcha" on the Epstein files...except nope, the apes are way ahead! AG Pam Bondi, a screeching chimpanzee, has assigned a prosecutor to indict every Democrat who ever met Epstein. No matter what comes from Congress, Pammie will claim that THE LAW prevents her from releasing files in an ongoing Federal criminal investigation!! 💪 "Booyah!" screeches Pam. "Sue me! See ya at the Supreme Court! If I don't win, at least I delayed you and I'm betting the Supremes will delay you, too! They specialize in delays!!" 🖕 And the beauty of it is the thugs will back out and say "it's not the Executive, we are squeaky-clean and transparent. This is a fight between Congress and the Judiciary!" 🤭 If these gorillas channeled even half of the energy they expend on lawbreaking into doing actual Executive branch work, we might actually see the nation they try to lie us into seeing! 🤬
Some good ones today! The Alice in Wonderland one, lmao! And the second one! So right on. I would swear they cheer and can't wait to see what bullshit they'll cause next.
Hooray for the first cartoon. The rest remind me how ridiculous the situation is with IQ45. Any other President would be done...though the thought of JD Vance as President is as frightening as ever.
This has gone on so long. Will we ever discover what exactly Satan is hiding? Perhaps he was thrashed by a dominatrix with a bullwhip. Maybe he had the name "PUSSY GRABBER" tattooed on his butt or maybe some of the girls he had fun with were much younger than he realised. I wonder if he has already sold the film rights to this unsavoury story? Possible titles: "Predatory Behaviour", "Epstein and Me" and "Scary Bedtime Stories".
ReplyDeleteHot scorches with the email irony!
ReplyDelete📚 I am in awe of Trump, and his entire administration, with an encyclopedic knowledge of the law...how to ignore it, how to break it, how to lie about it, how to charm it, how to browbeat it, how to deflect it, and where every loophole is hiding! 👏
ReplyDeletePresident Orangeutan and his army of trained apes are criminal thugs, many with law degrees, who barely slow down when democracy tries to nab them! On Tuesday, Congress is voting "gotcha" on the Epstein files...except nope, the apes are way ahead!
AG Pam Bondi, a screeching chimpanzee, has assigned a prosecutor to indict every Democrat who ever met Epstein. No matter what comes from Congress, Pammie will claim that THE LAW prevents her from releasing files in an ongoing Federal criminal investigation!! 💪 "Booyah!" screeches Pam. "Sue me! See ya at the Supreme Court! If I don't win, at least I delayed you and I'm betting the Supremes will delay you, too! They specialize in delays!!" 🖕
And the beauty of it is the thugs will back out and say "it's not the Executive, we are squeaky-clean and transparent. This is a fight between Congress and the Judiciary!" 🤭
If these gorillas channeled even half of the energy they expend on lawbreaking into doing actual Executive branch work, we might actually see the nation they try to lie us into seeing! 🤬
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Excellent and on point, all of them.
ReplyDeleteSome good ones today! The Alice in Wonderland one, lmao! And the second one! So right on. I would swear they cheer and can't wait to see what bullshit they'll cause next.
ReplyDeleteHooray for the first cartoon. The rest remind me how ridiculous the situation is with IQ45. Any other President would be done...though the thought of JD Vance as President is as frightening as ever.
ReplyDeleteExcellent meme curation, Bob!
ReplyDeleteI do not have the optimism of others this time he falls.
ReplyDeleteIs that stack of Epstein files where Trump is mentioned just one of many stacks?
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ReplyDeleteOne more nail in the coffin.
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