… that I realized I may have a drinking problem because the other day over breakfast Carlos asked me to toast some bread for him and I raise...

… that people don’t understand that I am fully aware of how annoying I can be but that’s their problem and not mine. … that there is nothi...

… that when I create a To Do List, it lists things like burst someone’s bubble, or stir the pot, or toot my own horn … add my two cents … sk...

… that when someone tries to persuade me to go to a party by saying, “There's gonna be a lot of people there,” my response is, “Oh, okay...

… that I would like to give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretative dance as my only means of communication. … that the older I ge...

… that as I get older I no longer dislike Mondays … I dislike the whole week. … that I used to fall asleep and lay in one position the ent...

… that when I tell people to pray for Carlos it’s not because there’s something wrong; it’s just that he married me and I’m a lot. … that ...

… that when people say, “You look so familiar,” responding with “Were we in prison together” always stops the conversation. … that you can...

… that pets are great for companionship or if you want to trip and die while moving from room to room   … and I am looking at you Consuelo! ...

… that when I think of Maddie, I always think, ‘Let the fun begin’ … wait, that’s not right. Oh, yeah, I think, ‘Let the fun be gin.’ … th...

… that no one is surprised that I am stepping down from my position as an adult. It turns out that it wasn’t for me, but I appreciate the op...

… that people will write a paragraph to disagree with me on social media and never think that I hit Delete as soon as I see it. … that I l...

… that people need to remember that the TV is always on in my house because it’s my emotional support background noise. … that the other d...

… that I have decided, with a peaceful spirit and a loving heart and a clear mind … that some people can still kiss my ass. … that people ...

… that people don’t realize that I am actually kind of funny   and loving once you get past the 19 walls I put up. … that when my boss tol...

... that people need to know that, while I might be annoying, at least MY lock screen isn’t a selfie. … that when I was younger and my par...

… that I haven’t been able to teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, and not answer...

… that sometimes I feel like giving up even though I know I have a lot of people to prove wrong. … that I’m still tired from yesterday’s t...

… that you need to know if you block me on social media you’d best be blocking my friends, too, because they’re sending me screenshots. … ...