… that a coworker was talking about people’s looks and she announced that she believes everyone has a good side so I told her she was a circ...

When we had the skylights taken out of the sunroom our contractor couldn’t match the wood on the ceiling so we agreed to just put bead-board...

… that people need to stop sending boob shots and dick pics; send me a video of you reading so I know you’re not dumb. … that people don’t...

Recently in Bobservations I made a point about Carlos not being funny and, I will admit, he is funny some of the time but other times he com...

… that people don’t realize that I’m quiet because not everyone gets to have access to the Premium Personality Package™. … that I spent ye...

Sunday morning after breakfast Carlos stayed in the kitchen as I cleaned—he makes pancakes, I clean—and then announced: “I should go chang...

… that most people never learn that there is no bond like the bond between two coworkers who hate the same third coworker; am I right, Gary?...

The other night after dinner I was doing the cleanup—around these parts thems that cooks don’t clean, and thems that eats does the cleaning—...

… that when I look back at all the successes and failures in my life I cannot help but be proud that the potty training stuck … that I won...