The one with the kids napping on the floor is an exact example of nap time at my Kindergarten class in 1955 with my teacher, Miss Baggs! No "brownies" or "Pink Floyd" needed, though! And we only had a half-day of school!?! :)
When Trump loses and after we win the Second Civil War, how can we ever hope to quell what Trumpism loosed on us? A scary-large percentage of the country has the mentality of adolescent boys laughing at dick jokes and screaming, "stick it to the man!" But, these are adult men and women who ARE "the man" and have to be relied on to raise families, have jobs, pay taxes, run businesses, operate the government, grow older, collect their Medicare/SS, and keep the country chugging along! I don't imagine that people will snap out of it. If they come out of it slowly will we have a period of deep national depression during which people will seek the next charismatic cult leader and we'll be worse off?! Just askin'!
I had a wild dream, Trump was on the side of the road and I ran him down ! I was behind the wheel of one of those big Caddies my deceased uncle used drive in the 1960’s, I backed the car up on Trump five times with the wheels spinning, pulverizing Trump into the ground ! As I explained to the cop in my dream, "but officer, it must have been one of my metabolic episodes". :) -Rj
I'm surprised the participants of the rally at Coachchella actually thought IQ45 would pay for their return rides. Does he every fully pay his bills? My fave is the response from Four Seasons Landscaping. I know Chucky is evil (never saw the movie), but I think Vance is worse.
Two weeks, VOTE like my life depends on it.
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DeleteThe Chucky Vance doll!
ReplyDeleteIt's scary cuz it's true!
DeleteHa! The menu please. That was a good one!
ReplyDeleteI got some giggles from that one, too!
DeleteMariah Carey thawing! oh... shit!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure which was scarier, Chucky Vance or Thawing Mimi!
DeleteI was wowed by every one of these, but the Chucky Vance doll is frighteningly accurate.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder, yeah?
DeleteThe one with the kids napping on the floor is an exact example of nap time at my Kindergarten class in 1955 with my teacher, Miss Baggs! No "brownies" or "Pink Floyd" needed, though! And we only had a half-day of school!?! :)
ReplyDeleteI remember Nap Time, too!
DeleteNo nap times here in Australian schools, that's only for preschools (age 3) and daycare for babies and toddlers.
DeleteI remember them in kindergarten.
DeleteWhen Trump loses and after we win the Second Civil War, how can we ever hope to quell what Trumpism loosed on us? A scary-large percentage of the country has the mentality of adolescent boys laughing at dick jokes and screaming, "stick it to the man!" But, these are adult men and women who ARE "the man" and have to be relied on to raise families, have jobs, pay taxes, run businesses, operate the government, grow older, collect their Medicare/SS, and keep the country chugging along! I don't imagine that people will snap out of it. If they come out of it slowly will we have a period of deep national depression during which people will seek the next charismatic cult leader and we'll be worse off?! Just askin'!
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of those folks, with no cult leader to lead them, will vanish into the woodwork.
DeleteHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteOh, how DARE you besmirch Chucky comparing him to JD Couchfucker??? LMAOOOO
And I love the idea of pot brownies and Pink Floyd!!!
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I think whatever you can do to get kids to sleep is fine with me!
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LMAO!!!!! Sone of these meme cracked me up today!!! And so true. Those idiots!
ReplyDeleteFunny and scary because they're true!
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DeleteChucky Vance ... OMFG ... Not a bad one in the bunch! LOL
ReplyDeleteChucky is scary, that's for sure.
Delete"Superior jeans" and "the men I please" are the winners! I love how Four Seasons Total Landscaping plays along with these jokes.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I liked having some good laughs this week.
DeleteThanks for sharing, Bob. These are all wonderful but my favorite is the Nobody's Business meme.
ReplyDeleteThat should be a motto we all live by: Nunyabidness.
DeleteI had a wild dream, Trump was on the side of the road and I ran him down !
ReplyDeleteI was behind the wheel of one of those big Caddies my deceased uncle used drive in the 1960’s, I backed the car up on Trump five times with the wheels spinning, pulverizing Trump into the ground ! As I explained to the cop in my dream, "but officer, it must have been one of my metabolic episodes". :)
-Rj
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DeleteOy! Many good ones here!
ReplyDeleteFun week!
DeleteMariah Carey?? Oh No!!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha, can I ask about the menu please....
I need a Mimi-free Christmas!
DeleteAnd ask away!
Superior jeans? Must be be Levis.
ReplyDeleteThey have been around a long while.
DeleteI'm surprised the participants of the rally at Coachchella actually thought IQ45 would pay for their return rides. Does he every fully pay his bills?
ReplyDeleteMy fave is the response from Four Seasons Landscaping.
I know Chucky is evil (never saw the movie), but I think Vance is worse.