… that people don’t understand I do not have Resting Bitch Face. My Bitch Face is always on duty, ever vigilant, and will rest when its work...

… that people don’t realize that a fuck must be earned; I cannot go down the street with a bucket of fucks handing them out willy nilly. If ...

… that I can either give too many fucks or no fucks at all, but I have no middle ground for a moderate fuck distribution … that, to me, a ...

… that when I create a To Do List, it lists things like burst someone’s bubble, or stir the pot, or toot my own horn … add my two cents … sk...

… that as I was sitting in my car the other day, a person came up to my driver’s window and shouted, “I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL,”...

… that people need to accept what’s good in their lives … like me, I’m a f*cking delight. … that we all have that one friend that we liter...

… that when people ask me where was the last place I flew, I say ‘Off the handle and there’s another potential flight on the way.’ … that ...

… that my idea of time management is hoping that the tomorrow-me is more responsible than the today-me. … that it’s just me and my ‘I forg...

… that the two reasons why I don’t trust people is that [A] I don’t know them, and [B] that I know them. … that I learn best from the mist...